es347fan
03-19-2003, 03:31 PM
If Harry S. Truman or Dwight D. Eisenhower were still President, this is what the world may have heard:
"My fellow Americans, I have a number of important
announcements to make today.
Effective immediately, I have ordered all American
armed forces out of South Korea and will cease all
aid to South Korea. The South Koreans have made it
clear that they know better about their own
security and will therefore be given the
opportunity to take on that responsibility
themselves.
At the same time, I would like the North Koreans to
know that we have targeted all major North Korean
cities and military installations with submarine
based nuclear missiles.
Following any attempt by them to cross the
demilitarized zone, or any attack of any kind on
any nation, I will order a full and complete launch
of our missiles.
In addition, if North Korea ships any nuclear
materials or weapons to any country, we will launch
missiles against all their government and military
installations.
I leave it up to the good judgment of the American
people whether they want to continue buying unsafe
cars made by people who hate us.
I am also closing all US bases in Germany and
returning our troops home.
I will leave it up to the good judgment of
Americans whether they want to continue to buy
overpriced cars made by former Nazis.
I would also like to announce that, effective
immediately, the United States is suspending
membership in the United Nations and will cease all
payments to that organization.
They have proven to be silly and ineffective and a
waste of your taxpayer dollars.
The United States has invited the United Kingdom,
Australia, Turkey, Italy, Spain, other willing
European countries, and former members of the
eastern block who are now free and fully appreciate
the price of freedom, to join a new alliance -
NNATO (NOT NATO).
The United States will continue it's membership in
NATO to the extent that it suits our national
interests, but will no longer promise to
unconditionally defend France and Germany - and
that includes from each other. With regard to
Belgium - who cares.
With regard to the war on terrorism and the recent
elevation of risk alert - I am notifying all
nations who have supported, funded, and protected
Al Qaida, that any mass casualty attack on the
United States or US citizens abroad will result in
a nuclear retaliatory attack on the capitals of
those nations and any known Al Qaida camps in those
nations.
After September 11th, 2001 I said that you are
either with us or with the terrorists.
Now is when all nations will get to choose for
real. Fully, completely, and honestly cooperate in
shutting down Al Qaida right now, or suffer the
same consequences that we will inflict on them.
All American citizens are advised to leave these
countries immediately. You know who they are.
In closing, I would like to say to Hillary and Tom
(Daschle)------ shut up.
God bless the United States of America"
"My fellow Americans, I have a number of important
announcements to make today.
Effective immediately, I have ordered all American
armed forces out of South Korea and will cease all
aid to South Korea. The South Koreans have made it
clear that they know better about their own
security and will therefore be given the
opportunity to take on that responsibility
themselves.
At the same time, I would like the North Koreans to
know that we have targeted all major North Korean
cities and military installations with submarine
based nuclear missiles.
Following any attempt by them to cross the
demilitarized zone, or any attack of any kind on
any nation, I will order a full and complete launch
of our missiles.
In addition, if North Korea ships any nuclear
materials or weapons to any country, we will launch
missiles against all their government and military
installations.
I leave it up to the good judgment of the American
people whether they want to continue buying unsafe
cars made by people who hate us.
I am also closing all US bases in Germany and
returning our troops home.
I will leave it up to the good judgment of
Americans whether they want to continue to buy
overpriced cars made by former Nazis.
I would also like to announce that, effective
immediately, the United States is suspending
membership in the United Nations and will cease all
payments to that organization.
They have proven to be silly and ineffective and a
waste of your taxpayer dollars.
The United States has invited the United Kingdom,
Australia, Turkey, Italy, Spain, other willing
European countries, and former members of the
eastern block who are now free and fully appreciate
the price of freedom, to join a new alliance -
NNATO (NOT NATO).
The United States will continue it's membership in
NATO to the extent that it suits our national
interests, but will no longer promise to
unconditionally defend France and Germany - and
that includes from each other. With regard to
Belgium - who cares.
With regard to the war on terrorism and the recent
elevation of risk alert - I am notifying all
nations who have supported, funded, and protected
Al Qaida, that any mass casualty attack on the
United States or US citizens abroad will result in
a nuclear retaliatory attack on the capitals of
those nations and any known Al Qaida camps in those
nations.
After September 11th, 2001 I said that you are
either with us or with the terrorists.
Now is when all nations will get to choose for
real. Fully, completely, and honestly cooperate in
shutting down Al Qaida right now, or suffer the
same consequences that we will inflict on them.
All American citizens are advised to leave these
countries immediately. You know who they are.
In closing, I would like to say to Hillary and Tom
(Daschle)------ shut up.
God bless the United States of America"