Whats been your most embarrassing sexual experience to date ????

I shall tell u mine when this thread has got 5 replys...........

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Slim u big TURD !!!

I NEVER SW THAT ONE COMIN ........

U tell me yours and i'll tell u mine......OK ??

You show me yours .....and ..I'll show you mine ......*EG*.


Slim

My most embarrassing sexual experience occured when a girl and I were returning to her apartment from a night of drinking. We were both quite inebriated. Since her roommate was home we decided to partake of love's pleasures on the bank of a stream near her house. It was quite cold so neither of us fully undressed. Wrong move since, while in the throes of passion we slid down the bank and into the stream becoming soaking wet.

One time I was at a bar with four friends, three of which I had just met that night. I was just sitting around, chilling, watching people. (one of my favorite pastimes) I watch my friends talk with this one chick who was kind of out there. I know because she was talking about how she was laying topless out at Atlanta's Piedmont park, which is a really public place. She told us this story about how her and her husband were just minding their own business when a cop comes by and tells her to put her shirt back on, because there were some people complaining. And she was all mad because they then went around and asked most of the people around if they cared, and they couldn't find one person who did.

Anyway, after she told us this story, she went off for a bit, I guess to tell her story to someone else, then she comes back with this latex glove in her hands. She's just fiddling with it, and I got curious. I piped up, first time I spoke in some time, with "Well what is that for?" indicating the glove. She looks at me with a challenging look in her eyes, saying, "Well, you'll have to stand up for that, huh?" I couldn't let that pass. I stood up.

She gets behind me. Then she says, "You'll have to drop your pants, buddy." I thought for a second, decided to call her bluff, and dropped my pants. I go commando, so there's no undies. Without skipping a beat, she inserts her index finger up my ass. Boy did that hurt like a motherfucker. She keeps that bastard in there for at least ten seconds, wriggling the fucker around to increase my pain. Finally she takes it out, leaving me to wonder, "What the fuck did I just do?" I hadn't even been drinking.

Afterwards, she was gushing. She calls me the most punk person she's ever seen. "All those motherfuckers out there, they ain't punk. You, you are the most punk motherfucker out there. Let me buy you a shot of Jager." I get my shot, which royally fucked me up, by the way. I have a low tolerance for alcohol. The way she was acting, I thought she wanted to take me home that night, and she probably would have if her husband hadn't been around.

That was a strange, strange night.

I got a kick out of that story napping masturbator ....even though I hardly believe it .......*L*.

I take you for a guy who never gets any ...even a finger up the bung hole.

It reminds me .....I haven't had a physical in a long time..

Red ........your'e up.

Slim

A couple of years ago, you would have been right, slim. But, I've had a number of experiences and a few girlfriends since then. Remind me to tell you about them sometime.

I too, am looking forward eagerly for Red's story.

You should get that physical, slim, I hear guys your age have to look out particularly hard for prostate cancer.

Originally posted by Napsterbater
You should get that physical, slim, I hear guys your age have to look out particularly hard for prostate cancer.

LOL, I bet you didn't know that your story would turn ole Slim on so much, that he remembered his doctor, did ya? :D Interesting night by the way...I hardly know what to say. :o

Frogger, is that how you got your nickname? I bet you kept frogging her right in that cold water didn't you? Frogs don't get shrinkage....or so I've been told. ;)

Anyway, the one that stands out most in my mind is the time when I couldn't stand the cologne the guy always wore and I didn't have the heart to tell him. Anyway, as Frogger would politely say, we were in the throes of passion and I had started to feel the need to sneeze really badly. You know, one of those sneezes that you know has to come out but you're trying to stifle it and it turns into a long, drawn out "ha....ha....ha.....ha....ha...etc." and short breaths in between??? Anyway, the guy thought that it was just me showing my pleasure and he wanted to see my face up close for ego purposes or something and that's the moment the sneeze decided to finally come out. It was nasty. ;)

What'd you do ...fart when you sneezed .........??

You sure he thought it was you "showing my pleasure" ..........or was he just overcome with your new scent .........*L*.

OK ..........most embarassing ......??

I was in college and I worked in a book binary.

This old gal who ran the place had these gorgeous breasts and drove a nice old Volvo roadster (I know some of you guys will know the type of Volvo I am twalkin about ........you don't see em any more .......and .......she used to let me drive it when I needed it).

She wasn't great lookin but she was about 30 years ...well ..maybe 25 years older than me.

I took her home to my place one night ......and ...we did the nasty thing.

Next morning .............when she left ....I had to walk with her through my kitchen while my three roomates were having breakfast. They razzed me for years about sleeping with the old gal. They never let me live it down.

I know any one of them would have done the gal in a second if they had the chance ........*L*.


Slim

Originally posted by slim
What'd you do ...fart when you sneezed .........??

You sure he thought it was you "showing my pleasure" ..........or was he just overcome with your new scent .........*L*.

OK ..........most embarassing ......??



Wow! So many roving perv questions.

LOL, no I didn't fart.;)

He was for sure thinking about his ego and wanted to bank the image of the look on my face in his memory.

:D You'd screw anything wouldn't you Slim? You could have at least just done her in the Volvo and hoped like hell that nobody caught you. :p

My most embarrassing sexual experience? Can't say, all the ones I've had have only involved myself.

HAHA