Again a story game. But one new rule… At the end of every post, you must write a word. The author of the next post will have to use it !
Have fun.

Once upon a time, in the tiny kingdom of, there was a king named Bobald who had a big problem. His favorite son, prince Wiggy, had decided he would never become his successor but rather a pop star. The king, feeling his death was near, decided to ask…

(next one, you have to use : marketing)

his marketing director if this year was a good year, financially, to die. As the marketing director began talking about the current tights fad and its influence on the economy, when the overweight king...

(hitchhiker)

realised that he hadn't had lunch. He stopped the director mid-sentence and raced to his horse, chubbles. A new fast food outlet had just opened in the kingdom called Knightley Knibbles and they served the best fried pheasant in the country. On his way down a royal secluded track he noticed a hitchhiker thumbing in the same direction. The king pulled the reins of chubbles.........

(facsimilie)

because he realized it was his friend Sir Loin, as he stopped he realized it was not his friend but a remarkable facsimile. It was Sir Loin's brother Sir Osis. The King told him to hop on the horse, but then.....

(wax)

chubbles began to shudder and buck. Chubbles was breathing heavy and whinnying (?) in pain. King Bobald looked at Sir Osis with a puzzled look on his face and before either could speak a word Chubbles' ears quivered and a huge flow of ear wax cascaded down the side of his face. Luckily Sir Osis always carried tissues on him. Now with Chubbles cleaned up.................

(poodle)

King Bobald and Sir Osis went together at the "Knightley Knibbles". While eating a huge "Medieval Burger", Bobald asked Osis :
- I am very concerned about my son, Wiggy. He behaves like a young poodle rather than like a future king. And my marketing adviser is of no use. Do you have a good idea of what I could do to make him a more responsible prince ?
Sir Osis did not reply immediately, for his mouth was full of french fries. He finally answered :
(Sir Loin)

"You must speak at once to my brother, Sir Loin, he is excellent with these kinds of problems". King Bobald heartily agreed and ordered another Medievil burger. He bit into the burger and said.....
(honey)

"I WANTED HONEY ON THIS BURGER!!!" He threw it at the pimply teenage fast food clerk, who scuttered off to make another burger with 5-extra cheese, alfredo sauce, 1/2 cup sugar, and HONEY on top. Just then Sir Loin stepped out of the privy, with, um, er...privy paper stuck to his shoe. He said...
(menagerie)

"I say, old chaps, it's like a bloody menagerie in there. There is shite from arsehole to breakfast and the crows try to poke your bloody eyes out". Stunned, the King and Sir Osis were amazed that Sir Loin had appeared (speak of the Devil and the Devil appear). The King started asking Sir Loin for advice about Wiggy when all of a sudden an almighty...............

(Maid Bossom)

wind blew in thru the door. It was Maid Bossom coming to have a pint of ale. She was a very well known "tart". She strolled over to the table and said "My dear King Bobald, I would love to.....

(swine)

pole dance for you sometime". The King was feeling pressure.........not in his pants.............the pressure to reply, all eyes were on him, anticipation was filling the air. The King thought for a moment then replied with "My dear, how about on top of my castle's flag pole?". Laughter filled the air, "you swine" she yelled. The King sprang to his feet, "how dare you" he yelled. The laughter turned into deadly silence....................

(dwarf)

Until Gimli the dwarf strolled in the door with the queen, Queen Nobald. "Yes, I do believe that Maid Bossom is a..." the Queen stopped as she walked in the door "Well, hello Maid Bossom" she said condesendingly. Suddenly, Gimli noticed the utter silence in the usually noisy restaurant and...

(rednecks)

realised he was completely surrounded by rednecks. In a desperate effort to save the queen from an onslaught of drawls, he yelled "Maid Bossom's hiding an oilfield in her garden!" The king leapt into action and...

(bourgeoisie)

Kept all the bourgeoisie people @ bay. The next day when others were starting to question these actions,

(Henry)

(I cheated,i had to look up the DEF for "bourgeoisie" (Refers to wealthy people))

The King was found amid a pile of marijuana residue, stoned to the gills and shouting for his servant. "Henry, come hither!!" he cried over & over again. But, having cotton mouth, he could not be heard in another room. His faithful servant was passed out in the kitchen, having gotten into the wine ...

(escalator)

that was old and rancid, when prince Wiggy found the old servant at the bottom of the escalator...

(defenastrate)

and told him to get smart and use the elevator instead. He stated that he was afraid of the elevator because...

he was once stuck in an an elevator with Drew and had to listen to his anti-Christian rant for three hours until he was able to escape the stuck elevator by.......

pressing the door open button sending a dark cloud of....
(gastric)

a fart of such proportion you could actually see the cloud of gastric gases and the smell was so overwhelming he nearly passed out, but instead he...

(sausage)