Snow White didn’t come home till 3 AM one morning and her parents were worried sick. Being snowy white, and all that, she’d become a symbol for chaste purity, making her mum and dad doubly worried - so they made an appointment for her at the gynaecologist.

When the results were in, Mr. and Mrs. White asked the doctor for the verdict. “Well,” said Doctor Doo, "her virginity is intact although there are seven curiously tiny dents in it.” :@@:

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