ted and lisa get married and have a baby, ted has never had to deal with a baby before but agrees to wash it while lisa goes to the shop

lisa arives home to see ted holding the baby by the ankle and dragging it back and forth through the water

lisa: dont do that! u'll drown it. sit the baby in the water and splash water on it gently

Ted: im not puttin my hand in there u shud feel how f**king hot it is!