VBallAngel4377
02-08-2002, 02:14 PM
ok, these r similar, but really funny
a bus walks into a bar and says, "bartender, give me a beer,"
the bartender says, "i'm sorry, we don't serve buses here,"
and the bus says, "school"
(say it out loud if u don't get it at first)
a string walks into a bar and says, "bartender, give me a beer,"
the bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve strings here,"
so the string goes out and gets some if his friends to help him. they tie a knot in him and comb out one of his ends.
the string walks back into the bar and says, "bartender, give me a beer," the bartender says, "hey, aren't u the string that came in here a couple days ago?", and the string says, "nope! i'm a frayed knot" (afraid not)
a bus walks into a bar and says, "bartender, give me a beer,"
the bartender says, "i'm sorry, we don't serve buses here,"
and the bus says, "school"
(say it out loud if u don't get it at first)
a string walks into a bar and says, "bartender, give me a beer,"
the bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve strings here,"
so the string goes out and gets some if his friends to help him. they tie a knot in him and comb out one of his ends.
the string walks back into the bar and says, "bartender, give me a beer," the bartender says, "hey, aren't u the string that came in here a couple days ago?", and the string says, "nope! i'm a frayed knot" (afraid not)