Borg's wife gets home early and finds Borg in bed with the neighbor.

"Borg, I an surprised"

"No dear, you are astonished. WE are surprised".

Wow, how did I get a wife?

Brooks, the humor section is reserved for HUMOROUS stories/jokes/etc.

Yeah, like listing dumb laws. My sides are still splitting.

Originally posted by Brooks
Yeah, like listing dumb laws. My sides are still splitting.

I'm shaking in my boots Charlie.

I tried something a little bit Algonquinish. Pearls before swine, I guess.



Originally posted by Evakian
I'm shaking in my boots Charlie.

What are you talking about?