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In Odder Words
10-30-2005, 06:58 PM
Okay, Borg, outta my respect fer YOU....



I'm still half-Irish, half-drunk-'n STILL wishin' I coulda Left folks here with a laff instead of jest bitterness...




I leave ya with a conversation I had with my Beloved earlier:


"Odder,you know what day this is?"




Odder turns from his Halloween drink: What day would THAT be M'luv?





Mrs Odder: Halloween...




Odder: Oh, shit, I ain't even got no costume or mask...




Mrs Odder: Nor have we anything to GIVE them, Dear! The cupboard went bare YEARS ago...




Odder:I've an idea, M'luv! Do ya think ya could make a replica of diss ol' photograph?




[Later that night as the door bell rings]




Odder, with a Roger Neer mask on: Hello, kiddies, do you know what YOU'VE won? A game of Split! And that's jest what YER gonna do rightabout now!





Happy Halloween, Borg!



;)




chao Ong Odder

Toi khong biet toi ngu hay la thong minh...




tuy nhien Odder muon giup moi nguoi duoc co cuoc tot dep vui ve, toi lo lang rang toi khong khoe

lam lam viec do. Toi luon luon thich moi nguoi.

Tam biet Odder....

In Odder Words
10-30-2005, 07:20 PM
Borg, Odder ain't in the habit of laffin' AT people, but WITH people...


I think ya got that same kinda innocence about ya so I will share:



http://forums.craigslist.org/?act=Q&ID=34726969




YOU, sir, should be cloned...




www.we-need-more-borgs-in-diss-world.edu




;)



My very WARMEST of toodles from yer Odder friend...




www.you-alwayz-treated-me-like-i-had-a-right.edu




www.to-be-here.edu




Stay-the-curse,'n-stay-the-course-my-friend.edu




;)

BorgHunter
10-30-2005, 08:32 PM
Thanks, Odder, that really made me smile. :) Personally, I think the world could use a few more Odders...if only so people could stop with the bloody hate and just laugh more often. I'm probably guilty of such a thing myself from time to time...ah well, but anyway. If you're really leaving (for good), take care...you'll always be welcome here.

Oh, and give my regards to Mrs. Odder, as well!