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Dunkirk101
10-04-2005, 11:47 AM
I didn't know if this should have been posted here, or in the Humor section :D

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3029/CNNNN_On_The_Streets_Of_America_2.html

cheerios
10-04-2005, 12:19 PM
Its amazing how stupid people are...

500lbguerilla
10-04-2005, 02:30 PM
...and sad

I love that at the end when they show that the map is completely wrong.

500lbguerilla
10-04-2005, 02:37 PM
How many countries should America be allowed to invade?

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3155/CNNNN_On_The_Streets_Of_America_3.html

Dunkirk101
10-07-2005, 12:45 AM
ROFL :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/starguard/rofl-doggie.jpg

boykorda
10-12-2005, 04:45 PM
Canada. They have WMDs and oil.
Don't tell W. But if you do, use smaller words.

Blibblob
10-12-2005, 05:29 PM
Australia.

saycricket
10-12-2005, 09:11 PM
OMG -- too funny.

The scarey part is that these dumbasses vote. YIKES!

Vilepagan
10-12-2005, 09:26 PM
I think we should attack the Federated States of Micronesia...I don't think they have any troops...just some cops probably, and maybe a Coast Guard or something...it would give the US Navy a chance to use some of their aircraft carriers, and the Marines could do a few of those storm the beach things...we could invade all those islands again.

LionelHutz
10-12-2005, 09:34 PM
If I recall correctly, it was predicted here that we were going to invade Iran in July. Did that not make the news?

The Praetorian
10-13-2005, 11:34 AM
Those videos were truly depressing. The people interviewed should be summarily executed by disembowelment while being drawn and quartered by Clydesdales. Are people really that stupid, or did those Brits struggle to find them?

Evakian
10-13-2005, 03:53 PM
So.. Who do you think the United States will attack next

Wyoming

Vilepagan
10-13-2005, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by The Praetorian
Those videos were truly depressing. The people interviewed should be summarily executed by disembowelment while being drawn and quartered by Clydesdales. Are people really that stupid, or did those Brits struggle to find them?

If you've ever watched Jay Leno do one of his Jaywalking bits you'd be just as appalled.

Imagine if you had to pass an intelligence test to get a drivers license...traffic would be so light...

The Praetorian
10-13-2005, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Vilepagan
If you've ever watched Jay Leno do one of his Jaywalking bits you'd be just as appalled.

Imagine if you had to pass an intelligence test to get a drivers license...traffic would be so light...
I haven't watched Jay Leno since he used to sub for Johnny. I know, I was just a kid, but I loved Carson. I remember the early Leno days as a dark time for the Tonight Show, not to mention, late night TV in general.

That aside, I imagine you're right - I couldn't believe how freaking dumb those people were. I almost questioned if it was staged. You brought up licenses and IQ tests, and the funny thing is the government is okay with having imbeciles drive, but won't let me get behind the wheel of a car. I can drive better in my sleep than most others can fully functioning (I guess it's all relative, but whatever...). I used to ride motorcycles, race 250cc shifter carts (125 mph), and track cars with the best of 'em, but no, we'd rather have the mental retardate who thinks Iran is in Australia piloting his 6000 lb Buick @ 85 mph in the right lane. It's funny that they'll give licenses to deaf people, but won't let someone with perfect hearing drive wearing headphones.

God, I love government.

LionelHutz
10-13-2005, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by The Praetorian
I used to ride motorcycles, race 250cc shifter carts (125 mph), and track cars with the best of 'em,

Now 'yer talkin'.

The Praetorian
10-14-2005, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by LionelHutz
Now 'yer talkin'.
You used to track cars, too, didn't you? I thought maybe I saw a picture of a red Sentra SE-R running a gymkhana, right?

Frogger
10-14-2005, 10:01 AM
CANADA!!!!!!!

I am sick of those damned Canadian drivers invading southern Florida every winter. They can't drive for sh*t and they constantly cop an attitude.

Invade Canada. (even if the interviewers locate it somewhere in Australia)

LionelHutz
10-14-2005, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by The Praetorian
You used to track cars, too, didn't you? I thought maybe I saw a picture of a red Sentra SE-R running a gymkhana, right?

200SX SE-R, but yep - that and a few track days.