Swami the Astrologer knows :eek:


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Swami says:


The hurricanes are coming because the moon isn't aligned with Jupiter yet, but not to worry, Mars is at its closest point to earth right now, and its gravitational and spiritual influece will gradually stop global warming. The north and south poles will stop melting, and the hurricanes will cease. Meanwhile we should all go out and pay tribute to the Planet Venus or else Mars will get angry and start to drift away causing the hurricanes to continue.


Just ask swami..Lalalalaaaaaaa ;)

Allow me a hit off of that bong, young sir.
I too will be calculating the alignment of planets and other heavenly bodies.

:cool:

Swami the Astrologer knows :eek:


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Swami says:


The hurricanes are coming because the moon isn't aligned with Jupiter yet, but not to worry, Mars is at its closest point to earth right now, and its gravitational and spiritual influece will gradually stop global warming. The north and south poles will stop melting, and the hurricanes will cease. Meanwhile we should all go out and pay tribute to the Planet Venus or else Mars will get angry and start to drift away causing the hurricanes to continue.


Just ask swami..Lalalalaaaaaaa ;)
I think it's because of polar bears and Coca-Cola. You heard it here first.

Allow me a hit off of that bong, young sir.
I too will be calculating the alignment of planets and other heavenly bodies.

:cool:

Don't bogart that bong, my friend, pass it over to me ....

what hurricanes?:confused:

Not a single hurricane all season.

Global Warming must be killing the hurricanes.