These are the top rated dumb laws of the visitors of Dumblaws.com


Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.-Location: United States, Montana
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. -Location: United States, California, Chico
Idiots may not vote.-Location: United States, New Mexico
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.-Location: United States, Florida
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.-Location: United States, Illinois
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.-Location: United States, Pennsylvania
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.-Location: United States, Arizona
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.-Location: United States, Kansas
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.-Location: United States, Alaska
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.- Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.-Location: United States, California, San Francisco
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.-Location: United States, New York
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.-Location: United States, Ohio
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.-Location: United States, Texas
It is considered an offense to shower naked.-Location: United States, Florida
It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.-Location: United States, Maryland, Baltimore
It is illegal to molest butterflies.-Location: United States, California
The molestation of trash cans is banned.-Location: United States, Florida, Daytona Beach
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.-Location: United States, Florida
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.-Location: United States, California


*Claps*

Our brilliant lawmakers sure know how to spend our money well

BTW- trust me on the trash can thing ;)

Of course, there are plenty more out there-

Feel free to add any more, any country, so we can all get a chuckle. :)

Originally posted by Evakian
Idiots may not vote.-Location: United States, New Mexico

Are you kidding me? That's one of the most intelligent laws I've heard of.

Any law that has the government getting into my private business is a dumb law.

It is illegal to molest butterflies.-Location: United States, California
I swear, I thought she was 18 ;)

Originally posted by takai003
I swear, I thought she was 18 ;)

Welcome to allforums, hope you like it here
You got on my good side already :)

I find the law against farting most improper.

Tell that to Bubba, my better half. He "passes gas" continously, for amusement, because he's bored, because he CAN. He also likes to lift up a bit in his chair to announce the impending arrival of yet another musical interlude.

We won't even discuss the silent ones. Words do not suffice anyway.

It's tough being married to such a crook.

many more here:

http://dumblaws.com/

Such a funny site ;)

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago

If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.
Location: United States, New Hampshire, White Mountain National Forest

It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Location: United States, Maryland, Baltimore

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Bwah! XD

I love these kinds of things. ^^

British ones:
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance. And I always thought I was law-abiding

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle. I still don't want to see it though.

Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license. This isn't funny. It costs 121 pounds a year.

I've also heard that if you attend Oxford University and go to any of your final exams riding a pure white stallion you are automatically given your degree.

I've also heard that if you attend Oxford University and go to any of your final exams riding a pure white stallion you are automatically given your degree.


Only if it's a unicorn.