There was a 13 year old boy who went to a whore house. When a guy answered the door the boy asked do any of ur girls have the disiese? I heard April had the disiese. I want here! The man
then said, "Arent u to young?" but he saw the boy had the money so he gave him the girl. The next day when he returned, the man asked, "If u knew April had the disiese then why did u want her"? The boy answered, welll if i got the desiese the when i got home i would do my babysiter then she would get the desiese, then when my dad dropped her off he would have a quikkie then he would get the disiese, then at night my mom would get it, and then the next day the mailman would have a quikie and he would get it AND THAT MAIL MAN IS THE BASTERD THAT RAN OVER MY FROG!

hahaahah i fixed there u basterds that look for mistakes

Do you realise how illiterate you are?

i want here the man said arent u to young but he saw the boy had the maney

Im not sure what schooling your getting, but thats truly awful.

Studies show that the brain must register a word 50-60 times before they truly have it memorized (although i question this notion)

so let us begin:

Word one of the day: d i s e a s e

Disease, disease, disease, disease, disease, disease, disease, disease.....

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Do you realise how illiterate you are?

Im not sure what schooling your getting, but thats truly awful.

realize*

I'm*

you're*

that's*

:D

nice..

Originally posted by Evakian
realize*
"Realise" is proper for Loki, as he is British...

Yes indeed, they can replace z with an 's' and add unnecessary vowels (harbour), but is that to be considered proper English? :D

If everyone were to say "ain't" or "ya'll" that does not make it correct spelling and grammar

Originally posted by Evakian
Yes indeed, they can replace z with an 's' and add unnecessary vowels (harbour), but is that to be considered proper English? :D
Actually, we Americans replaced the "S"s with "Z"s and removed unnecessary vowels...thus, we streamlined the language...

We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Oscar Wilde on Great Britain

Actually, we Americans replaced the "S"s with "Z"s and removed unnecessary vowels...thus, we streamlined the language...

Marvelous efficiency hehe
It also changes the words so they look more like they are said

Originally posted by Evakian
Marvelous efficiency hehe


Well, we did get rid of all of those extra vowels, like in "color." :)

Yes congratulations, You bastardized a perfectly functional language.

bastardised* :D

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bastardized

Hush now

You're no fun

Bastardise is on that site too, but anyway. That's tomfoolery for language.

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
Yes congratulations, You bastardized a perfectly functional language.
Bastardized...or made it better? Look, it's fitting right now!

http://www.24-7simpsons.com/comic_book_guystan_lee.jpg

BWAHAHA

"The Thing fits in your batmobile perfectly" (proceeds to break the batmobile toy and fit the thing action figure inside, then hands it back to boy)

Srry ppl i didn't know that ppl gived a damn if i had proper English.
It was meant to be read not edited so plz just fucking readit!!! :@@:

Originally posted by XegaSintari
Srry ppl i didn't know that ppl gived a damn if i had proper English.
It was meant to be read not edited so plz just fucking readit!!! :@@:
How? I don't know what it means...

Originally posted by BorgHunter
How? I don't know what it means...

You speak L33t, thus can understand all :P