I don't know how well this is gonna be received by the rest of europe, but anyway, heres the story :@@:


German Luftwaffle Chain offers Waffles. Overwhelming Air Superiority

MUNICH—An elite force of three dozen 24-hour Luftwaffle restaurants were unveiled across Germany Monday, with free waffles for blond-haired, blue-eyed customers, discounts on Cheese SwasSticks, and the incendiary bombardment of Luftwaffle's largest competitor, the city of London. "Soon, customers will fall under the sway of my lightning-quick, piping-hot Blintzkreig," said Hans Kreuzen, Luftwaffle's founder and oberstmanager-general. "All will know the sweet, buttery taste of fear and waffles from above." Luftwaffle restaurants are expected to face ruthless competition in Germany's already crowded martial-themed eatery business, which is led by such established chains as WehrKnochwurst and Der Marzipanzerkommand.




Heres the link: http://onion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4134&nib=4


Maybe we should start an American Waffle invasion force and send them over there to set up shop in Normandy offering free waffles to our first 6 million Jewish customers ! :mad:

Meh. Not an entirely great Onion blurb. Though "All will know the sweet, buttery taste of fear and waffles from above" was pretty good, if a bit typical.

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Meh. Not an entirely great Onion blurb. Though "All will know the sweet, buttery taste of fear and waffles from above" was pretty good, if a bit typical.

Oh come on! Cheese SwasSticks? Genius!

I don't know how well this is gonna be received by the rest of europe, but anyway, heres the story :@@:


German Luftwaffle Chain offers Waffles. Overwhelming Air Superiority

MUNICH—An elite force of three dozen 24-hour Luftwaffle restaurants were unveiled across Germany Monday, with free waffles for blond-haired, blue-eyed customers, discounts on Cheese SwasSticks, and the incendiary bombardment of Luftwaffle's largest competitor, the city of London. "Soon, customers will fall under the sway of my lightning-quick, piping-hot Blintzkreig," said Hans Kreuzen, Luftwaffle's founder and oberstmanager-general. "All will know the sweet, buttery taste of fear and waffles from above." Luftwaffle restaurants are expected to face ruthless competition in Germany's already crowded martial-themed eatery business, which is led by such established chains as WehrKnochwurst and Der Marzipanzerkommand.




Heres the link: http://onion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4134&nib=4


Maybe we should start an American Waffle invasion force and send them over there to set up shop in Normandy offering free waffles to our first 6 million Jewish customers ! :mad:
Waffle House!:rant:

Oh man, that's hilarious. Someone revive this thread in two more years after I've forgotten about it again. Wehrknochwurst. :)