I have a dachsund (a hot dog dog for those who weren't sure) and he's very cute and i love him, but to put it bluntly, he's retarded. well, not literally, but sometimes, i can't stand him.
last week, he peed on my bed twice. the first time, i was like, whatever, i needed to wash my comforter anyways. the second time, i was kinda pissed, like what the crap. then today, i JUST PUT IT BACK ON MY BAD and he freakin peed on it again!!! i was like u stupid dog!!!!! and he peed so much, that it got the lil blanket underneath wet and my sheets and my matress cover!! what the crap is that?
last week, he got on the table and ate an entire loaf of bread.

my dad didn't get around to gettin some more bread for a while, so for like a week, i took lunch to school w/o a sandwich. what kind of lunch doesn't have a sandwich?
does anyone else have annoying animals? or am i alone in my misery?

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Well I had horses, well my brother did, and I ended up feeding them, but we got rid f them before I entered High School, and my dog, Wilabi, died July 31st, right before it started. So I was stuck with no pets. But a little kitty was around my dog when he died. So I kept her inside...until she clawed our new leather sofa. she was put outside.

BTW her name was Ms. Kitty Delicous. She had 3 kittens that all died, and then we thought she was pregnant again during the summer of my sophmore year, and didnt know for sure. But we couldnt find her after about 7 days so we took her for dead :( I looked everywhere.
I was out in my newly painted Shagzuki that had no winshield as its just painted, as sure enough a kitty, that looks just like Ms. Skitty comes up, as I test out the horn. She jumps ontop of the car, and I immeditaly say get off you! You dont mess with my car, animal or human!

We kept her as we take her to be Ms. Kitty's baby. Her name is Tigger cause she looks like that.

Wilabi, was my favorite, he was as old as I was. He meant a lot to me. I remember him as a young dog, he once bite a bumper of a new doge, and left teeth marks. He had one blue eye and one brown eye. When he got mad both were brown. He was an Australian Blue Heeler

One of our cats sits at the door between the garage and inside the house.. She lays at the edge and darts in the house everytime the door is opened, and hides under a chair because she knows we'll put her out.. And sometimes we'll forget about her and then she uses the bathroom somewhere in the house.. Now the door doesn't latch very well all the time, so last saturday I was home alone and woke up.. She had pushed the door open during the night and the house was freezing (literally), I closed the door.. And of course, About a hour later I her walking by... :tank: :tank: :smash: OUT!!

Pets can certainly bring entertainment into your life. I had a cat (long sad story about having to give her up, but I am hoping I can get her back) and she would always have me laughing everyday. I miss her.

I have to say I love my dog. He gives me that extra pep I need to get through the day.

I have a bird and love him to death but sometimes he pecks at my nose and then bites it fast! It doesn't hurt too much so I don't get upset. I've had many pets. I had a dog that used to tear up everything. When they act bad I think they want more attention somehow. But that's not the right way to get it! Then they don't always know right from wrong ways of getting attention. :dragon: