leela_zoid
08-21-2005, 02:39 AM
GEORGE W. BUSH'es ORIGION FOUND!
Days ago it was proven that G.W.Bush was a chimpanzee whoses father Bubbles was probably Michael Jacksons sex slave. Now genealogists has traced GWB lines back to the planet of the apes. His ancestors were ruler apes that dictated the planet.
Then somehow a nuclear blast up on the planet of the apes mutating the apes into chimpanzees then a few into politicians. Thus is why there are so many apes in political office!
Days ago it was proven that G.W.Bush was a chimpanzee whoses father Bubbles was probably Michael Jacksons sex slave. Now genealogists has traced GWB lines back to the planet of the apes. His ancestors were ruler apes that dictated the planet.
Then somehow a nuclear blast up on the planet of the apes mutating the apes into chimpanzees then a few into politicians. Thus is why there are so many apes in political office!