View Full Version : RUMOR MILL: Who's on steroids now???
Decka
08-20-2005, 12:51 AM
so my friend has this site(ya i know it sounds lame) where he gets inside info on baseball, i'll have to get the site off him...
but he told me today that the next two players who have already failed a drug test are none other than........
Johnny Damon and Roger Clemens
take it or leave it
HaVoK
08-20-2005, 03:06 AM
Originally posted by Decka
so my friend has this site(ya i know it sounds lame) where he gets inside info on baseball, i'll have to get the site off him...
but he told me today that the next two players who have already failed a drug test are none other than........
Johnny Damon and Roger Clemens
take it or leave it Michael Kay who does the play by play for the Yankees also was quoted as saying that 2 "Major" stars had tested positive and that one of them who tested positive could "bring baseball to its knees". Roger Clemons fits that bill, IMO. They should ban every baseball player for life when they test positive the first time. This 10 day shit is garbage.
My *suspected* steriod list:
1. Sammy Sosa- Been juicing for about 8 years. I remember when he was a skinny little puke for the Chicago White Sox and coudnt hit his weight. Anyone want a good laugh, just look up Sammy Sosa's rookie pic's (card), and compare the two. I know that doesnt prove anything, but its enough proof for me. Like Pudge, he lost almost all of his size before this season because of warnings of steroid testing in MLB.
2. Ivan "Pudge" Rodriquez- Take a look at last years pictures and what he looks like this year when the league warned the players there would be steroid tests. What a joke.
3. Barry Bonds - What steroid list would be complete without this class act? Truly an embarrassment to the game of baseball.
4. Marc Prior - Anyone else wonder why he cannot stay healthy more than 10 games at a time? Also, every injury is an uncommon- to- baseball type injury. (other than his fractured elbow :D )
5. Miguel Tejada - Just a sneaky suspicion. Awfully muscular and powerful shortstop. Also played with Jason (the Needle) Giambi in Oakland. I dont believe in coincedences.
I have doubts about a few more but these are the ones i really believe have used steroids at some point in their careers.
jerejerebinks
08-20-2005, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by HaVoK
Michael Kay who does the play by play for the Yankees also was quoted as saying that 2 "Major" stars had tested positive and that one of them who tested positive could "bring baseball to its knees". Roger Clemons fits that bill, IMO. They should ban every baseball player for life when they test positive the first time. This 10 day shit is garbage.
My *suspected* steriod list:
1. Sammy Sosa- Been juicing for about 8 years. I remember when he was a skinny little puke for the Chicago White Sox and coudnt hit his weight. Anyone want a good laugh, just look up Sammy Sosa's rookie pic's (card), and compare the two. I know that doesnt prove anything, but its enough proof for me. Like Pudge, he lost almost all of his size before this season because of warnings of steroid testing in MLB.
2. Ivan "Pudge" Rodriquez- Take a look at last years pictures and what he looks like this year when the league warned the players there would be steroid tests. What a joke.
3. Barry Bonds - What steroid list would be complete without this class act? Truly an embarrassment to the game of baseball.
4. Marc Prior - Anyone else wonder why he cannot stay healthy more than 10 games at a time? Also, every injury is an uncommon- to- baseball type injury. (other than his fractured elbow :D )
5. Miguel Tejada - Just a sneaky suspicion. Awfully muscular and powerful shortstop. Also played with Jason (the Needle) Giambi in Oakland. I dont believe in coincedences.
I have doubts about a few more but these are the ones i really believe have used steroids at some point in their careers.
I would not be surprised to find out Sosa, Pudge, Bonds, and Tejada get tested positive...although I believe I would be shocked to see Prior.
Decka
08-20-2005, 03:00 PM
how about BRADY ANDERSON??? the one year he hit 50 dingers... and he was jacked too
then he went back to being a little shit
oh, and anyone notice Jason Giambi wears like 3 shirts under his yankee uniform these days???
LOL
thetruth05
08-20-2005, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Decka
how about BRADY ANDERSON??? the one year he hit 50 dingers... and he was jacked too
then he went back to being a little shit
oh, and anyone notice Jason Giambi wears like 3 shirts under his yankee uniform these days???
LOL
Brady had to have taken it, I mean the guy never hit over 30 in his career before and after the 50 dinger season. Obvious.
Roger could have, but he is and was a well established player. So that is a huge accusation.
jerejerebinks
08-21-2005, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Decka
already failed a drug test are none other than........
Johnny Damon
Johnny Damon, most surely is NOT on steroids.
His power comes from his long hair. He's a present day Sampson.
rendova
08-22-2005, 01:10 PM
i have always suspected Frank
"The big hurt" Thomas as being a juicer. He's built more like a NFL lineman than a baseball player, and is hurt all the time--usually a dead give --away that someone is on something illegal.
Evakian
08-22-2005, 04:20 PM
'ROIDS! i bet the whole league is on them and just "pulls a sizemore" whenever its testing time so they can play :D
Decka
08-22-2005, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by Evakian
'ROIDS! i bet the whole league is on them and just "pulls a sizemore" whenever its testing time so they can play :D
are you talking about Grady Sizemore?
Evakian
08-22-2005, 08:04 PM
Tom Sizemore (Saving Private Ryan, Heat) is a drug abuser and a wife abuser, having gone to prison for those offenses. The police made him take a drug test, but when the cop watched him "in the booth" sizemore had a heater, a bag of someone else's urine, and a fake penis in his pants that he used for drug tests.
That was rather extreme to get out of the drug test, and he was penalized.
I thought that was a funny story :D
'ROIDS! i bet the whole league is on them and just "pulls a sizemore" whenever its testing time so they can play
So that is why i posted that
boykorda
10-12-2005, 04:44 PM
Gee whiz, I sure hope Congress is as monumentally successful at ridding MLB of drugs as it's been at getting them off the street.
There's nothing in the Constitution about drugs. So much for strict construction. And the war or the terminally ill rages on...
LionelHutz
10-12-2005, 09:49 PM
The only thing dumber than Congress feeling like it's up to them to regulate steroids in baseball is their decision to grant them an exception to the antitrust law.