hello.

This is a game where you ask a question and the next person has to say what they would do in that situation. So nhere i go,

What would you do if a bomb landed in your garden, unexploded??

Try to get the crap away from it.

What would you do if you had two children, and had to let one die?

Have them fight to the death over which one gets to die. Then the winner gets to die, the loser is already dead and my problems are over, off to a beach in Hawai'i for me :D

What would you do if you saw someone shoplift while you were shopping in the same store?

I guess it would depend on the circumstances>>if it was a well_off looking person lifting an unecesaary item i would turn him in__if it were a poor looking person stealing food i would look the other way> and if it was a kid lifting candy< i would likewise look the other way>>for goodness sakes i used to steal candy from the dime store myself>
here"s a question__if you were very hungry< would you eat a giant fat squishy tarantula?

If they are supposedly deadly through their venom then i would not eat them, as i would be ingesting their venom and killing myself in the process. Plus arachnids and insects aren't good tasting or substantially healthy food

What would you do if someone was going to turn you in for a crime you committed?

leave the country

What would your post count be if you didnt play all these post whoring games?

2 :D

Nah it would drop some, but not a huge amount.

What if you only had one day to live?

Id tell my dad the truth

If you could have one person fall in love with you, who would it be

the truth??, what do you mean Loki?

No one, i hate people :D

If you could 1 crime punishment free, what would it be?

Push in front of a train the local "lady" who killed a kid at her day care center and was sentenced to 24 months' probation.
A genie has granted you one wish. What would you wish for?

Originally posted by rendova
Push in front of a train the local "lady" who killed a kid at her day care center and was sentenced to 24 months' probation.
A genie has granted you one wish. What would you wish for?

world peace.... joking, joking...

I would wish not to extend my life but to have health right up till the last day...

If you could walk up to one person and tell them exactly what you think of them who would it be?

Originally posted by Evakian
the truth??, what do you mean Loki?

Hopefully it isn't the actual body count in the basement :D

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
What would your post count be if you didnt play all these post whoring games?

That's not the point of these games. I, for one, think its very interesting to see how one person thinks and responds to a situation as compared to how another person would.

Originally posted by ~Sal~
world peace.... joking, joking...

I would wish not to extend my life but to have health right up till the last day...

If you could walk up to one person and tell them exactly what you think of them who would it be?

I wouldn't want to so much tell off, but rather, firebomb the house of, my neighbor who CALLED THE COPS on me for burning a brush pile, which is LEGAL in these parts!
What if you had to choose between Paris Hilton (and her dog) or Martha Stewart as being a guest in yr house for a week?

Originally posted by rendova
I wouldn't want to so much tell off, but rather, firebomb the house of, my neighbor who CALLED THE COPS on me for burning a brush pile, which is LEGAL in these parts!
What if you had to choose between Paris Hilton (and her dog) or Martha Stewart as being a guest in yr house for a week?

If you firebomb the place you should have done it when Martha was in jail...she would have kept the cell so homey...;)

I would prefer Martha for a guest... we would call it a "working holiday" for her...she could come and do all the cooking and cleaning... Paris is a lazy little scamp and would expect to be waited upon...although if she came, my kitties would kill her mangy little mutt or at least rip those bows off of it so, that would be quite entertaining.... nah....Martha, for a change the place would be spotless when the guest left...

You are a research worker you find the cure for cancer or AIDS?

I would wish not to extend my life but to have health right up till the last day... - Sal

5 bucks is enough to last me til my end, povided i die in the next few hours :)

That's not the point of these games. I, for one, think its very interesting to see how one person thinks and responds to a situation as compared to how another person would.

Yes jere, very true, i have discovered that asking whether people like Coke or Pepsi better tells me more than where they live or what age they are. These games are interesting and can get humorous.

Cancer, carcinogens seem to prey on anybody. AIDS paitents often get it because of irresponsibility by sex or drug use, although this is not the case all the time(children get it passed to them sometimes, etc), it is the leading cause.
I would find the cure for cancer, besides, that takes more lives anyway, and every male in my family dies from cancerous tumors, very few have escaped its grip, so that would be helping me more too.

What if you could choose fame or fortune? Fame has many many drawbacks but you can also get fortune out of it. Fortune lacks the qualities of fame but you still get to live a luxurious life if you choose.

Fame. I'd like people to know, I had money.

What would you do if you woke up the opposite gender?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks

What would you do if you woke up the opposite gender?

Of all the answers, Im pretty sure id just play with myself for a fair while learning really how difficult it is to get off as a girl.

Solve a lot of problems though,

What would you do if either one of your parents had a sex change

Wow my game has gone so far in just one day. Any way i would be compleatly freaked out and i wouldn't want to touch them for some reason.

What would you do if a shifty looking guy came up to you and said 'quick, take this!' and ran of leaving you with a heavy suit case, which you thought was most probally filled with money?

Ellie

Originally posted by Smart_girl
Wow my game has gone so far in just one day. Any way i would be compleatly freaked out and i wouldn't want to touch them for some reason.

What would you do if a shifty looking guy came up to you and said 'quick, take this!' and ran of leaving you with a heavy suit case, which you thought was most probally filled with money?

Ellie
LOL, with my luck, it's probably filled with explosives.
What if there's a monster hurricane heading towards your town, and you have to evacuate. You can only take 2 possessions-- all others will be lost in the storm surge. What do you take?

Biggest and thickest photoalbum.....and, all my cash.

What would you name yourself if you could change your name?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
Biggest and thickest photoalbum.....and, all my cash.

What would you name yourself if you could change your name?

Good choice about the photo album. Those pictures are irreplacable, aren't they?

As for my new name, just call me "Interstate Fugitve, Public Enemy Number One."

New evidence has been unearthed that YOU are the rightful monarch of England.
Would you take this job?

Never

What if you/your wife starts going into labor while on the way to the hospital, would you deliver it there?

Eh? Eh? EH?
No servants, no fancy clothes and banquets, no working for a living? you mean you WOULDN'T like hundreds of flashbulbs going off every time you went to the terlit?

As a matter of fact, that DID happen to me--luckily the baby and I were fine. Happened within a few blocks of the hospital so we weren't TOO worried....
What if you were a crime lord a la Al Capone. Would you feel guilty about your ill-gotten gains and turn saintly at the end?

Hmm...I would probably have remorse...I'm just tender hearted like that.

If you were given a million dollars but had to spend it all within an hour, what all would you buy?

Wow, what a dilemma!
I prob immediatly give half away to a worthy charity (like one for poor kids) and then have a pool put in and buy some horses.
You?

I'd quickly purchase a house, a car, pool, tennis court...and whatever I had left, I'd give to charity.

no question?

ok...

What if you were trapped on a desert island and told the only way you were being let off was if you swore in the name of God.

You mean, a swear word? Or, swear to tell the truth about something?

I think he means use God's name in vain.

Eh? Eh? EH?
No servants, no fancy clothes and banquets, no working for a living? you mean you WOULDN'T like hundreds of flashbulbs going off every time you went to the terlit?

First off, i am american, i wouldn't abandon this country just for a little wealth and fame. Secondly, i would absolutely hate all that attention and service. Makes me feel uncomfortable, i do all my work and thats that, plus i don't want people prying in at my private life. Makes me feel insecure.
Anyway, let us continue with the game

What if you could only drink one type of drink for the next decade, what would it be?

I know what you mean--it seems silly to us Americans, the amount of attention and fawning over the royal family. We don't understand it ourselves. I can't help but feel, tho, that there are many here who long for the return of royalty.
What would I want to drink?
Water!
What if you were to be remembered for the end of time for something great and good. What would this be?

Being a generous person. Striving to do good.

If you were allowed to go to one city before death, which one would you choose?

Death City! They throw bitchin' parties! :p

Doesn't matter to me where i die, i'm a pretty accepting person

What if you saw a naked man dancing in a helicopter flying above, and you had a gun in your hand. Do you shoot down the putrid menace or laugh at the hysterical scene? :)

Um, none of the above. I would just be like, hmmm, and then leave.

What if you were approached by a magician who levitated. Would you believe it?

I would gun the magician and the nudie man down quickly :D

What if you were approached by Jerejerebinks?

I would tell him he is a great Games Sec. Mod. :D

What if you were given the choice between being able to fly or to swim in the deepest parts of the oceans for hours at a time? Which would You choose?

Well, my armpit hair already enables me to fly (and shoot lasers from my buttocks) so i would pick the swimming thingie.

What if you discovered Bigfoot?

I'd keep it to myself...otherwise, I would do one of two things.

1) Id get him killed.
2) I'd be callled crazy.

Either way, wouldnt be worth it.

What if you wrote an autobiography....what would you title it?

:D The Fantastic Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in THREE DEE!!!! :D

Nah, probably would be: My autobiography, since im lazy.

What if you were offered a million dollars annually for a job, but had to be away from your home and family for 350 days of that year. Do you take it?

No.

If you could instantly change any third word nation into a first world, which would you choose?

Hmmm probably Nigeria or Sudan, they seem most plagued by disease, famine, and civil strife at the time.

What if you had the power to turn a planet in the solar system into an earthlike enviroment, which would you choose and why?

Mars. Close enough to visit my relatives after I move there.

What if you could be a super hero. Who would you be?

Superman does it all and his "overpoweredness" annoys me, but Batman is rich, intelligent, has better villians, and gets the ladiezz. So i will go with Batman/Bruce Wayne.

What if you could be a supervillain, who would you be?

A sucessful one. I'd be....Mr. Killssuperheroesallthetime.

What if you were stranded on a desert island...what would be the first thing you'd do?

search for drinkable water while exploring the islands landscape

What would you do if you were trapped on an island with a tribe of cannibals?

I'd learn to swim really really good...or die.

If you were put in jail, who would be your one phone call?

I'd prank call gary coleman. Whatchoo talkin' bout?

What if you were forced to live in the same house as Borghunter :D?

I would make about 6 hilarious weeks of reality tv.

Call it, The Christian and The Nazi (grammar Nazi that is)

What would you do if you were stuck in a tunnel underground that was so tight you couldnt move an inch in any direction?

i am claustrophobic, small space causes severe insecurity, so i would probably go bonkers and strangle myself involuntarily, people do crazy things when put in such situations

What would you do if your spouse had 48 hours to live?

My wife has a terminal illness. There are a variety of maladies competing for the actual cause of death, so the 48 hour thing is kinda-sorta realistic for us. It is not something to dwell upon, or one could become quite cynical - perhaps even more than I am already - and apathetic. We treat each day pretty much the same. When the Grim Reaper actually arrives is on its' own time. No sense trying to hurry it along.

The dinner meal was great, the dessert spectacular. Time to head to the next event of the evening with your "significant" other. The bill is presented, what if your credit card is refused?

(I'm really sorry to hear about your wife, es.)

...........Well hopefully, I'd have some extra cash one me. A debit card, or enough time do the dishes before the place closed.

What would you do if you were confined to a room where your only link to the outside world was reading Loki cry about how much he hates me?

I'd chew through the walls trying to get out of there

What if you are told you cannot eat at a certain restaurant because of your race?

Id be on the phone with a lawyer.

What if you were not admitted to any college in America?

Sounds like a big problem, i'd either expend time and energy to get into one or just head to one overseas if that failed, like in Britain

What if you saw a bunch of loose screws on a roller coaster track on your ascent to the top (many coasters take you up a hill first)

Well, I'd panic for sure....then probably die.

What if you could change one thing about yourself...what would it be?

I would be able to speak every language on earth :D

What if you were able to read minds for 1 day?

I'd find out how many girls I got a shot with.

How much would be enough, if you could find grammatical mistakes in Borg's posts and point them out to him as long as you wanted?

I consider myself to be like that also, If i was a forum admin of a site, you could count on me editing posts to correct spelling and grammar just like Borg.
I would not want to do that to Borg at all, plus i do trust him to not make such mistakes.

What if your brother joined a terrorist organization in the Middle-East?

Well...I dont have a brother...but if my sister joined a terrorist org. in the Middle East....I would have to say, um, that would suck.

What if a group of Mob members moved in next door to you?

I would make friends.....quickly, or else.

What if all your clothes disappeared in your closet and you had to be somewhere that morning? (school, work, appointment, date)

I'd call in/ cancel.

What would you do if you were given the choice of how to sentence BTK?

Take him out for drinks, get him liquored up, take him down to my cellar and dish out some hurtin'. He wouldn't live to see the next morning, and he spent the night not wanting to.

What if you were related to a serial killer? how would you react n court?

Unless it was someone I was already close to...such as my father, I wouldnt care.

What if you could look through the clothes of the opposite sex?

On the body or off the body?

What if you saw Jere riding an elephant down the street cappin' off hoes and screaming "Die bi*****!!!'

on the body

k, i would not do it in that case, rather odd if you ask me.

Now, back to Jere and the mastodon

Fire on him with a water cannon from a fire truck

What would you do if you were confronted by a one eyed, one armed, peglegged individual riding a unicycle & playing a guitar asked you to buy lunch?

I'd take him out to lunch, to play a guitar with one hand while unicycling and only one arm is amazing and entertaining.

What if you were being charged at by a man with a knife?

Shoot him. If no bullet launcher handy, then use any means necessary to disarm him & defend myself.

What would you do if you were truly hassled by a kop for no good reason?

Report him to his superiors.


What do you do if a man lunges at you with a banana (for Flying Circus enthusiasts).

Help him make a banana split

What would you do if you met the Pope coming out of a bar?

I'd buy him a drink and sit down to have a chat. Maybe tell him a few jokes.

What would you first do if you got into a car crash?

Check myself out, then any passengers with me, if possible start taking notes of everything I encounter. Then beging attempting to learn what happened.

What would you do if you woke up in a strange bed and had no idea where you were?

In the immortal words of keanu reeves:

"Whoa"

Then get up and find some food.

What would you do if you were drafted into the Chinese military (lets pretend you live in china)

Practice being invisible.

What would you do if you saw your name in lights?

tap the person next to me and say "hey look its my name!"

What would you do if jews ruled the world??

O damn, they already do....

next question:

What would you do if 50 mexicans came and mowed your lawn at 3am?

Cops would be all over that scene faster than Clinton on an intern
I'll dial up the police station

What if I ACTUALLY ruled the world?

hmmm What if ACTUALLY ruled the world? I'm hoping that is a typo... because i dont know who "ACTUALLY" is....

Well... maybe you forgot to put "I" in there... and said "what if I actually ruled the world"... ill guess that...

and my answer would be i'd kiss your ass hardcore so i could get a job promotion;)



What if your balls were touched by a quickly-spreading acid that ate up flesh.... would you cut your balls off so it didnt reach your shaft or would you take your chances?

Oh yes, i forgot the I, problem fixed.

I don't know if i could live without the twins. Answer: N/A

What if your neighbor ran over your dog intentionally?

Depends upon the situation. Could go easy, could go very hard.

What if you came home & found an intruder?

Saturday night's alright for fightin' get a lil' action in ;)

if you were allowed to steal one item from a convience store, what would it be?

The money

What if you were asked to preform the task of executioner at a nearby prison. Could you?

I could not bring myself to kill another human being

what country would you move to if you got a free life provided you move to that place?

Australia

What if you got a 1 way trip to the past, what era would you choose?

Pax Romana, and i'd want to make myself into a wealthy senator :D

What would you eat for your last meal?

Tomato Soup, an apple, and cheese... just like my mom used to make me.

What if you were at a girl's house you reall were trying to impress her, and you went to the bathroom in the MAIN downstairs hallway... and you took a MASSIVE shit and it clogged the toilet... what would you do?

What if you were at a girl's house you reall were trying to impress her, and you went to the bathroom in the MAIN downstairs hallway... and you took a MASSIVE shit and it clogged the toilet... what would you do?

That will never happen to me. But, find a plunger, or flush repeatedly--thus fixing the plumbing problem. Then be smooth about it when you walk out and say you found a problem with the toilet and fixed it. :D

What if you were discovered to be the heir to the throne of another country who recently lost their ruler?

Hmmm.. it's kinda like the movie, Princess Diaries. If that ever happens to me, then I'd accept my fate and rule to the country to the best of my abilities.

My question is:

What would you do if you found out that you only have one day to live???

tough one huh!?

tough one huh!?

Not really, i would just say goodbyes and then in the evening go to lay down for good.

What if your child was kidnapped?

This game seems pretty dead. So I will make a pitiful attempt to revive it.

I would contact the police and hope that they can find the perp who too my son. If I knew who it was I would go after him myself.

What if there was a bomb threat sent into your school/workplace?

Originally posted by cheerios
What if there was a bomb threat sent into your school/workplace?

Do the right thing. Alert the authorities and assist people out of the building to a safer place.

What if someone in a restaurant was choking, what would you do?

Yell for somebody who knows the Hymliac.

What if you woke up and looked in the mirror and you had a huge purple pimple on your nose? (Like the size of a dime)

Heimlich*

Call a dermatologist

What if your hypothetical two children, a boy and a girl, were taken from you and one had to be killed. Which do you choose?

The uglier one. (j/k)

If you thought you had a 99% chance of not being caught, would you rob a bank?

If you thought you had a 99% chance of not being caught, would you rob a bank?
Of course. Those are pretty good odds.

Would you kill a person knowing that you can't get caught? (Sorry if it was already asked.)

Yes. Especially if I get to choose my victim.

What if you found a locked bank bag on the side of an otherwise empty stretch of road and knew no-one was looking, would you keep it?

Yes. With the low interest rates they offer and the high interest rates they charge it would be poetic justice to take their money.

What if you were pulling into a parking space and dented another car.

Own up to it, one way or another - i.e. note on the windshield.

What if you were really broke, would you panhandle?

NO, There always ways.

What if you could stop someone from hurting themselves would you?