I encourage everyone to visit http://www.penisland.net and tell me your opinions.

PENIS WHAT? lol jk...hahahahaha verrrrrry funny

At first, I'm thinking Borg's trying to tell us something...then I realized that I have no writing utensils for college. A very helpful site indeed.

I want a big fat one that is comfortable to hold for long periods of time.

Big and fat, lionel? What color would you want it, and how long would you like it to be?

I do not need a pen that long, just one that will stay that hard, after a lot of squeezing.

Preferrably, one that will actually hold in the ink?

Hmm...thats a about a minute of my life, I'll never get back.

I like little ones that are easy to conceal and don't poke out, yet can still be handled well.