And somehow I am intrigued.....
I'm too busy being constipated to read. :D

Wonderful sex? Ah, wonderful sex! ::screws floppy drive:: NO! Don't access that drive! ::buzz buzz buzz:: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! "Error reading Drive A: (A)bort, (R)etry, Remo(V)e penis."
Everybody knows DVD drives are the way to go! The lasers go deeper ;)

Originally posted by Blibblob
Everybody knows DVD drives are the way to go! The lasers go deeper ;)
What about DVD burners? Wouldn't they burn little pits on your penis?

What about DVD burners? Wouldn't they burn little pits on your penis?
It's all in the technique.

OK! enough talk of that...besides I think I saw a picture you, borg, on here somewhere...I can imagine you.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..OH! MY EYES!!!!

Originally posted by MotherKali
OK! enough talk of that...besides I think I saw a picture you, borg, on here somewhere...I can imagine you.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..OH! MY EYES!!!!
Oh yes. Me in a thong! Now that's nasty.

OK! enough talk of that...besides I think I saw a picture you, borg, on here somewhere...I can imagine you.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..OH! MY EYES!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm laughing at borg, by the way.
I'm much sexier... when I'm not completely disheveled from lack of sleep, showering and movement...

:eek:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww(no offense, although I look dashing in a bikini at times)

No, Blib is ickier. Skinny, pale, and not very good-looking. Kinda short, too.

ahhh...I enjoy being a girl....

Originally posted by MotherKali
ahhh...I enjoy being a girl....
I enjoy being a guy every month...

No, Blib is ickier. Skinny, pale, and not very good-looking. Kinda short, too.
The KGB shall put a stop to these tru...er I mean LIES!

I enjoy being a guy every month...
i hate u

The KGB shall put a stop to these tru...er I mean LIES!
lol..i'm sure you're both dashing..in some ways

lol..i'm sure you're both dashing..in some ways
I'm an asshole and borg's creepy, those must score points!

I'm an asshole and borg's creepy, those must score points!
of course!

Originally posted by Blibblob
I'm an asshole and borg's creepy, those must score points!
You get double because you're a creepy asshole. I'm a creepy "nice guy" that girls want to be friends with but stay the hell away from romantically.

You get double because you're a creepy asshole. I'm a creepy "nice guy" that girls want to be friends with but stay the hell away from romantically.
I don't want to hear anything about girls and just friends from you!

You get double because you're a creepy asshole. I'm a creepy "nice guy" that girls want to be friends with but stay the hell away from romantically.
I'm desparate.....damn it.......not that desparate jkjk
I love being single!

Originally posted by Blibblob
I don't want to hear anything about girls and just friends from you!
I think we both have "Just Friends Syndrome" pretty bad...

awwwww I have a guy friend like that....Sweet guy really...if only his acne would let up.....

Originally posted by MotherKali
awwwww I have a guy friend like that....Sweet guy really...if only his acne would let up.....
You...I...::claws at face and searches for Clearasil::

Incidentally, I didn't think you the shallow type. Now I know better.

lol....I saw a pic of you and you looked fine.

Well, it's not incredibly horrible or anything like that...but there are a few red spots dotting my face.

thats not bad..I'm blessed with clear skin

(last post for tonight)

Lord. This thread should get a couple awards, mostly for most replies in a period of time and largest diversion from original topic.

totally(last post)

Just had to get your last word in, eh? ;)

<Has the last word. Muwahaha. Wanders off, clutching it tenderly to her breast>

Eh? I didnt see that one coming.

<Garsp! Grabs the last word back!> It's mine, you scum!

I'm the guy with 8000 posts. The last word is mine!

LOL

"He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!"
sorry...love that song....

Dear old Gwen....thats so like her to steal the last word.

::raises a brow:: Chicago?

<Tired> Gods, you people just...<Grabs the last word back, yet again.> Mine dammit! It's mine...my own...my preciousssss.....

Evil hobbitses! The Precious does not like them, does it? No, hobbitses must die!

Yesh, Cell Block Tango from Chicago

Eck! I hate that song.

why?:(
It one of my favs from the musical!!

Just doesnt tickle my fancy.

Originally posted by MotherKali
LOL

"He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!"
sorry...love that song....

Dear old Gwen....thats so like her to steal the last word.

OMG Kali are you a musical lover? I LOVED CHICAGO!

"Start the car I know a whoopee spot where the gin is cold and the piano's hot it's just a noisy hall with just another brawl and alllll thattt jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazz"

Oh and Borg...I am NOT the one to talk, thanks.

You are all POSERS.

You will never be as shweet as I undisputably am and are therefore trying to take the last word which is rightfully mine...<snatches it back, agin.>

MotherKali says: Hello! I havin fun...at my Gwen's house...

Gwen again: Shut up. I am trying to take the last word.

MotherKali:Hey,You're the one who was all like,"Lets watch Legally Blonde!"

Gwen: ...Your point is?

MotherKali:*Does trademark rude hand gesture*

Gwen: <Thwaps Kali violently, clutches the preciousssss last word> Hush.

It's spelled "poseur." :)

Dispite my love of foriegn languages, I like the english version better.

Gwen what do you think? You have alot of experience in french...ing?

Originally posted by Gwendolyn Black
You are all POSERS.


Your MOTHER. lol jk...just had an urge to say that

Yea, just ignore Gwen...shes crazy!

Thank you, Kali. <Attempts to curtsy, wobbles, topples over>

Your MOTHER. lol jk...just had an urge to say that
STOP CONFUSING US!!!

NEVER!

OMGS
I finally finished it!

Took you long enough.

It took me exactly a week. That seems decent enough.

i started it 1 week ago, and i am still reading it.
MotherKali,nice job, u r fast, very good.:hula:

yea, I guess, most of my friends and one of my bros finished it in under 3 days.

r u kidding me!
they must be really excited!

They weren't as busy as me. I only had time to read at night.

hmm...I really don't care when the next one comes out...I'm not that big of a rush.

yea, I guess, most of my friends and one of my bros finished it in under 3 days.
Were none of you paying attention earlier? Idioteque and I read it in less than a day. I no more than 12 hours total. Tisk tisk tisk, slow readers, try taking speed reading classes.

Originally posted by Blibblob
Were none of you paying attention earlier? Idioteque and I read it in less than a day. I no more than 12 hours total. Tisk tisk tisk, slow readers, try taking speed reading classes.
I haven't read it. Didn't read 5 either. Do I win?

I haven't read it. Didn't read 5 either. Do I win?
Yes. A poisonous cookie.

Blibblob who said you were our FRIEND? :)

Aww, don't be hard on him. I like his dark sense of humor.

Four hours. I laugh at you all. <Victorious dance of victory>

Four hours?!?! I can't read Green Eggs and Ham in four hours without burning myself out.

I know for a fact that it did not take you four hours to read harry potter, CATHERINE ANNE L.......nvm. I won't realease your name, but i know where you live and I know that it took you longer than 4 hours to read harry potter!

Anyone who read Harry Potter in less than 10 hours is GAY and needs a life. Seriously. No offense, Borgie

Blibblob who said you were our FRIEND?
I said nothing that could logically lead you into thinking I thought that. I merely said that you all read slow.

Aww, don't be hard on him. I like his dark sense of humor.
Hehehe...

Four hours. I laugh at you all. <Victorious dance of victory>
There are 652 pages in that book, around 268 words per page on average. That would require you to read at about 728 words per minute, or 12 words a second. Unless you have a photographic memory, no.

Anyone who read Harry Potter in less than 10 hours is GAY and needs a life. Seriously. No offense, Borgie
We were talking about total time spent on the book, it took me from afternoon one day to afternoon of the next off and on.

...and?

and..stop calling ppl and things gay. Its lazy and rude.

...and?
...and my advice would be to stop sniffing paint chips.

What's a paint chip? No, really. I've never heard of those before.

What's a paint chip? No, really. I've never heard of those before.
In the 60s paint was lead based, you could take paint chips, crush them and sniff them, killing braincells.

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
What's a paint chip? No, really. I've never heard of those before.
Well, you know how we have, say, Sour Cream & Onion or Salt & Vinegar chips? Well, in Canada, they have Paint Chips. They make the chips exactly how we do, except they put a light coating of Sherwin-Williams Semi-Gloss on them. Quite ingenious, really.

Well, you know how we have, say, Sour Cream & Onion or Salt & Vinegar chips? Well, in Canada, they have Paint Chips. They make the chips exactly how we do, except they put a light coating of Sherwin-Williams Semi-Gloss on them. Quite ingenious, really.
Or those. But those are tasty, whereas the others burn. Note to those who are unaware, do not buy the Australian knockoffs, they taste like paint and they turn your tongue white.

Originally posted by Blibblob
What's a paint chip? No, really. I've never heard of those before.
In the 60s paint was lead based, you could take paint chips, crush them and sniff them, killing braincells.

or you could ingest them and get lead poisoning...:D

And you guys are telling me this now? *runs to Canada....and dies because he realizes he's in Arizona and Canada is UP THERE*

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
And you guys are telling me this now? *runs to Canada....and dies because he realizes he's in Arizona and Canada is UP THERE*

Yeah you really should stop sniffing and gnawing that stuff baby!

Oh the 60's...those were good times....:) Really good times.......