bank

Scream 1-3 or Scary Movie 1-3

hmmmm, well Scream isn't scary and Scary Movie isn't funny, so they both failed their tasks, but Scary movie comes first in the alphabet so i will go with that.

the X-men soon-to-be-trilogy or Spider-man soon-to-be-trilogy

both suck...but i own both 1 and 2 of x-men by powers beyong my control, so ill go with it.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

spider man, hands down!

hurricane or tornado (just in the spirit of things).

To answer Jere, Trek, and Jenny, tornado (affects a smaller area).

For a person you're dating: Bad grammar or bad hygiene?

Bad hygiene, the other option is far too difficult to bear. Also, the hygiene situation can be changed with much ease, while reteaching how to speak properly would be alot more of a challenge.

Thomas Jefferson or Benjamin Franklin or Alexander Hamilton or John Adams or George Washington

Jefferson.

Whose Line or Saturday Night Live?

Whose Line by far!

Ryan Stiles or Colin Mochrie or Wayne Brady?

Well....not Wayne Brady!...so its a toss up between Stiles and Mocherie...but I'll have to go with the Canadian Bald Wonder, Colin Mocharie.

Long trip: Drive the whole way, ride the whole way, or drive until you get tired and then pass the torch to someone else?

Ride the whole way, driving is such a pain

Pen or pencil?

pen...much easier to see.

Cookies and Cream or Peaches n Cream?

Cookies and Cream....hmmmmmmm tasty

KFC or KFP :D

KFP! It's "finger-ling-ling-good!"

DVD+RW or DVD-RW?

DVD-RW

(japanese craze invasions) Hello Kitty or Pokemon?

Oh lord. Both suck.

Staples, Office Depot, or Officemax?

Office Depot usually has the better values as opposed to Max, so i'll go with them

more useful: Stapler or Whole puncher?

Bah! Staples is better.

Whole puncher? It punches...the whole thing!

Gum or Tic Tacs?

Tic Tacs (grats on reaching over 9k)

Unreal or Quake?

Neither.

Sci fi or fantasy?

SF

your alarm: a buzzer or the radio?

Radio.

CB radio or IMing?

Bah! neither!

The Who or the Rolling Stones?

Rolling Stones. I can't get no...satisfaction...

Concrete evidence or abstract theory?

....tough question. I prefer faith...but evidence is good.

Yahoo or Google?

Yahoo for info, Google for pics.

Grapes: Red or Green?

Green

Watermelon, Honeydew melon, or Cantoloupe

Cantaloupe (mush mellon as its known more commonly here)

Jeff Gordon or Dale Earnhardt Jr?

Dale Earnhardt, his name exudes that of a purebred car racing hick, so i'm going with him

New Orleans or San Francisco?

Right now...San Franciso

Diet Mt. Dew or Diet Pepsi?

Diet Mt. Dew

Surge or urine?

Originally posted by Evakian
Diet Mt. Dew

Drinking one now.:)

Originally posted by Evakian
Surge or urine?

Surge was great.


Muppets or Sesame Street?

Surge kept you up for awhile, but it looked like urine despite a pretty good taste.

Muppets baby muppets!

Oz or Neverland?

Neverland...I thought the people in OZ to be pretty rude.

White Pages or Yellow pages?

i have an aversion to all things yellow..so white

Jimi Hendrix or Jimmy Page?

Hendrix

Hendrix or Vaughn?

Hendrix

Britney Spears or William hung?

brittany spears....much hotter

Fries, long branch fries, or onion rings?

Onion rings

Sweet potatoe or regular?

Regular.

Hitting or pitching?

pitching

Watching or playing (sport)

playing.

Gift box with wrap or a nice giftbag?

giftbag

Read or listen?

Read.

Read or write?

I love both....but probably read.

Message boards or chatrooms?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
I love both....but probably read.

Message boards or chatrooms?

mesage boards... chatrooms get too neurotic...

Desert: night cold or day heat?

day heat, i love hot weather

Newspaper or Online news source?

online - this IS my news source

golf or tennis?

Golf golf golf golf GOLF!

Sandals: Open-toed or Close-toed?

I do not wear sandals, they leave your feet exposed and are noisy.

Cheese or wine?

cheese

"want some cheese to go with that wine?" or "did somebody call the WAAAAAAHmbulance?"

Want some cheese to go with that wine

Moaning or whining? which is harder to stand?

whining...I usally like the moaning. lol.

Concert: Music or Comedy?

Comedy.

To rule a totalitarian gov't or to be ruled under a democracy?

to be ruled....i wouldnt want to be seen as a jerk like that.

Cheese Slices or Spread?

Slices, especially for my sandwhiches.

Vehicles: 2 door or 4 door?

I guess we posted at the same time....so um, 4 door. I'm a big guy, I dont like to get out of two doors.

Car or Truck?

Have a car, would like a truck.

Detergent: Liquid or Powder?

Liquid

Shaving: blade or electric?

(jere: care to elaborate on this statement? ".......so um, 4 door. I'm a big guy, I dont like to get out of two doors "

blade...electric doesnt do the trick as much...

Sure, I'll elaborate.....If I happen to be riding rather than driving....I'd have trouble draging my big but out of a two door.

Cheesecake: With Cherries or without?

Without, although it is good with cherries.

Cake or Pie?

Cake! uh ... Pie!! .. uh....

Iced tea: sweetened or unsweetened?

sweetened

Soup or stew?

Soup

Your handwriting: cursive or printed?

print (chicken scratch)

Left wingers or right wingers

Right wingers ... but either in gentle moderation

Blackjack or poker?

blackjack

radio: music or talk?

Music

Work: full or part time?

Part time is more fun since you have so much free time :D

Flowers or chocolates (to get/give)

And less money

Flowers

Indy 500 or Daytona 500?

hey, it may be less money but i'd rather have more freedom, whoring yourself all your life for money ends up with a life of nothing in the end.

Indy

Die hard or mad max?

Die Hard

Diamond solitare ring: round or marquis cut?

round

Florida or California?

California

Texas or Colorado?

hmmmm colorado is nice but Texas has a wider range of stuff to do, so texas

Day calendar or month calendar?

Month

Housepet: free reign or caged?

free


dog or cat or other?

2 lazy housecats

Car or truck?

hehe cats pwn

Car

Metro or bike (if you are in a city with no car)

Metro

(pwn?)

Sedan or coupe?

pwnage- a typo of the word ownage that started in games like counter stike, ownage means you are beating them mercilessly, the term pwnage/pwned/pwn/pwnzor stuck.

http://www.obleek.com/stuff/ww2ol/pwned/pwned6.jpg

Sedan

Truck or SUV?

Truck

2WD or 4WD?

4wd

wd40 or pepsi

(dw40?)

pepsi

Full time or part time 4WD?

http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_3/TLWD40.JPG

Tastes about as toxic as pepsi.

Full time

Discovery or National Geographic (television channel)

National Geo (more tribal titties....haha)


Lighters or Matches

NARRRSSTTTYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Lighters

Milk or honey?

Honey

Brand new Chevrolet Corvette of your choice or a completely restored 1967 Chevrolet Corvette 427 coupe?

Brand New z06 (7 litre 505HP....will blow a stock 427 away)


Cable or Dish?

Cable

Adidas or Nike?

Nike

Snickers or Milky Way?

Milky Way

Sith or JEdi?

Jedi

Martha Stewart or Oprah?

Martha Stewart, because at least her evil empire got caught.

Sex with an ugly skinny girl or sex with an attractive fat girl.

Big girl

Handgun: semi-auto or revolver?

attractive fat girl

ox·y·mo·ron- A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined :D
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revolver, much more romantic and enthralling

Violent riot or peaceful protest?

VIOLENT RIOT!!! if you want things done... hit em in the pocket book!

And hey now, im no Fat Chick Thrilla... but ive seen some "attractive" girls who arent skinny twigs.... actually my favorite type is the muscular type with a little meat on the bones.... im not into the anorexic type.

But that was funny none-the-less....



David Spade or Dana Carvey?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they're both so annoying, but Dana Carvey is excellent at impressions, so him.

Chris Farley or Chris Rock?

Chris Rock

Band of Brothers or Saving Pvt. Ryan?

Band of Brothers by a long shot.

Muffins or cupcakes?

Muffins

Twilight Zone or Outer Limits?