Trombonium

tea or coffee?

Rum

Ninjas or Samurais or William Hung?

Pirates, dammit(ninjas are always second, pirates rule).

Big Balls or Big Gun[s]?

big guns shoot big balls off every time...:D

pedicure or manicure

pedicure. I love clean bunions.

Fries or Onion Rings?

Fries.

Two dollar bills or Susan B. Anthony coins?

Two dollar bills

Paper or plastic?

Paper. Call me old fashioned.

Old Hair: Grey or White?

Blue!

Favorite Allforums flamer: RevenG or OD?

Reven G. OD is more like a California wildfire.

Time or Newsweek?

Time.

Microsoft or the New York Yankees?

Microsoft.

Coolest part of my sig: The Powerbomb through two stacked tables while on fire, the picture of Jerry Stiller as Arthur Spooner, or my world famous clapping hands?

I don't know. I Adblocked every single image in your sig.

Slashdot or Kuro5hin?

Kuro5hin looks ugly, and I've always been a Slashdot guy anyways...

Headphones or Speakers?

Speakers

Chinese or mexican food?

Chinese By Far!

Beatles or Stones?

Stones. You can throw them. But not in glass houses.

Favorite shot: TB or Tetanus?

Tetanus. I got a great little card to fill my wallet with.

Speaking of wallet...bifold or trifold?

Trifold. At least 10 years old and perfectly shaped to fit my ass.

Boeing or Airbus?

Billfold

Chocolate or vanilla?

Boeing and chocolate, respectively.

Baskin Robbins or small little ice cream shop?

Small little ice cream shop (that doesn't have a little old lady)

Barnum, or Bailey?

Bailey. He makes good coffee.

Borders or Barnes & Noble?

Barnes and Noble

Panera or Starbucks?

Starbucks

Coffee or tea?

Coffee.

Meteorology or meteors?

meterology

Doctors or Lawyers?

Lawyers.

Boxers or Briefs?

Briefs.

Water or Gatorade?

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Briefs.

Eww!


Originally posted by BorgHunter
Water or Gatorade?

Gatorade

They give me support! And you didn't offer a question, you gigantic and smelly ass!

Stranger:
The fact that Borg finds the crap in the Seperation game funny or that he is talking about the size and smells of my ass?

Asses smell funny.

Which is more idiotic, Jere acting like OD, or OD acting like OD?

Jere acting like OD, definitely. Two of them is just madness. Madness, I say!

ABC, CBS, or NBC?

NBC. It's got Conan.

A single bit of curiousity why Borg and Blib have no girlfriends:

Yes or No?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
Reven G. OD is more like a California wildfire.

THANKS! Yeah, thanks!

No

CyberSex or PhoneSex

Phone. You can hear rather or not they are actually into it.

Yahoo or Google?

Google

On your vehicle: Aftermarket or factory wheels?

aftermarket

Standard or Auto?

Standard - automatics suck.

Turkey or ham?

Turkey

Daisy dukes or Parachute pants?

turkey

airoplane or helicopter?

aha i got to it first! now you have to answer mine! BWAHAHA :P

helicopter

Kenworth or Peterbilt?

Kenworth


what the heck? or what the hell?:D

What the Hell

Hawaii or Tahiti

hawaii

boy or girl?

girl

Nachos: Cheese, Chili/cheese, or Cheese/Jalapenos?

Cheese/Jalapenos...mmmm I might have to go to the movies just to get my hands on some!

Spice Girls or Nsync (please say SPICE I can't stand boy bands..)

spice girls

muslims or hindus?

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Cheese/Jalapenos...mmmm I might have to go to the movies just to get my hands on some!


Ding, Ding, Ding! Correct! Jalapenos make everythng taste better.

Oh, oh, and um, Muslims! (no one is going to tell me I cant eat steak)

Speaking of steak:

Rare, Medium-Rare, Medium, Medium-Well, or Well?

Medium

Rare is GROSS...it's all bloody and EWWW...

No Bra or No Underwear (This one's for Jere hahahaha)

no bra.

computer:laptop or desktop.

ok..

desktop

Charmed or Buffy

Buffy

Microscope or telescope?

telescope

fake-fur or real

Telescope

Chicago or New york pizza?

New York

Keyboard: ergonomic or standard?

Ergonomic

Daisy dukes or parachute pants?

Daisy dukes

Army or Navy?

Marines

Drinking or smoking?

drinking. Smoking is a no, no.

New Clothes or New Shoes?

NEw shoes!!!

Seinfeld or Romano? (Seinfeld v. Everybody loves Raymond)

HEY JERE....can you make a new rule in your game? Options are limited to the ones given? For example...when es said Navy or Army, Evak said Marines. That wasn't really a choice...can you make a rule on that? Please? :)

Ugh I hate both...but I'm going with Seinfeld

Scooby Doo or Scrappy Doo

Scooby doo :p Icky boo...:D

since everyone missed it before

fake-fur or real?

Real

Popcorn: chicken or shrimp?

hmmmm, i'd go with chicken

chicken:D

pizza hut or dominoz?:bike:

Pizza Hut......mmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Candles or Lanterns

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
HEY JERE....can you make a new rule in your game? Options are limited to the ones given? For example...when es said Navy or Army, Evak said Marines. That wasn't really a choice...can you make a rule on that? Please? :)


Absolutely!!

*ahem* LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FROM THIS POINT ON...A LAW WILL SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND OF THE OR GAME THAT YOU MUST ANSWER WITH ONE OF THE CHOICES GIVEN!!!!!!!!!!!

(after all...it is an "or" game.)

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Candles or Lanterns

Candles...they smell so much better.

Moster.Com or HotJobs.com?

THANKS, DUDE.

monster.com


Hot Killer Assassin Prostitutes or Hot Killer Assassin Asians (girls)?

I'm almost tempted to break the new rule and say, Hot Killer Assasin Asian Prostitutes, but I'll say the Asians.

Ham and Cheese loaf or Ham and cheese seperate?

Seperate...NO BREAKING THE RULE! hahahaha


Hippos or Rhinos

Rhino. Hippo if you are talking Golf.

Godzilla or King Kong? (a tie is NOT an option)

hmm, i will break the new law yet again only for the reason of going with the safe bet and not upsetting either sides:The 50ft Woman from ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN :)

allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then...Eva you were so busy breaking the law you forgot to ask the question...


moving on then:)

Cheech or Chong

Cheech

Sylvester or Tweety?

Sylvester. Tweety is fricken annoying.

Sweet or Unsweet Tea?

Bleh tea. Ill pick sweet tea.

beer or wine?

(Eva you were so busy breaking the law....) and on another note, for the sake of me not going criminally insane please dont use Eva, that is a very big pet peeve of mine . If you must shorten my name please use Evak. or Ev. or Vak, or E.

Wine. I have never been much for beer. Unless its the flavored beer. I like my sweeter booze.

Ok next ? of the day....
Yahoo or MSN IM????

MSN By Far!!!

please dont use Eva, that is a very big pet peeve of mine . If you must shorten my name please use Evak. or Ev. or Vak, or E.

You would rather be known as "Evak" or "Vak" than you would "Eva?"


Anyway....

Knee long or mini skirts?

Evak sounds like Ewok....Can we call you Evita?

Mini skirts ;-)...hahahahahaha

Piano or Organ

Piano.

And yes to Jere's question.
reveng, i dont care if you call me if Ewok just lay off the feminine names (Evita, Eva, etc)

Milk man or Mail man?

Milk Man (for the sake that I've never seen one)

Black and white picture or Color?

color.... So many crazy things you can do to a color pic on the computer.

Cable or Satillite?

Satellite

(Cool Evak sorry if it offended)

Grand Theft Auto III or Grand Theft Auto Vice City

Satalite (if you get all the cable nextworks plus your local news) Cable otherwise.

gas or wood heat?

depends if you only have a stove, I would rather a wood stove or a fireplace. But otherwise if the furnace was gas or electric I may choose gas, it burns hotter.

Butter or Margarine

ugh dammit...um

Butter

Kit kat or Babe Ruth

Baby Ruth.

Paris Hilton or Nicky Hilton?

Paris...hehehe that's hot

Daisy Duke (The original...Catherine Bach, I believe) or Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson. God, she is so fine!

Best Jess Simpson feature: Boobs or Ass?

Ass! These Boots Were Made For Walkin...woo! *high 5's Jere*

Mormons or Jehovas Witnesses?

Mormons. Easier and more fun to make fun of when they run up to your door.

To save your best friend from death, you need either be castrated or get eletrocuted in the nipples til you pass out and and go blind in one eye (yes, once again i decided to put you in an odd postion)

Which would you choose?

I guess you're going to die, buddy.

However, of the 2, chemical or surgical castration, at this stage in my life would be less traumatic to my psyche than electrocution & blinding.

Unlike most of humanity about to suffer a traumatic injury, you have a bit of warning. You're about to be headshot, and while today's doc's can repair the injury, you're going to have the emotional/mental capability of a 4 yr old for the remainder of your years. The only other option is not to do the surgery, at which point you'll be dead within the hour. Your choice?

Die and ride off into the sunset.

Exact Change or The Next Even Dollar?

exact change

shift work: day, afternoon or night

nights

Sex or food?