80s.

Hi-Fi or Wi-Fi?

Hi-fi

Stand Up Comedy or Live Music?

Stand-up.

Gillette or electric razor?

Gillette (although I sadly admit I use the cheap dollar-a-pack disposables)

Shampoo+Conditioner in one bottle or Shampoo then Conditioner in seperate bottles?

Seperate bottles.

Full flavored or lite beer?

Full Flavored

Chocolate or Sex?

LMAO!!Eh....Sex!

Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise?

tom hanks!!
missionary or doggie??

Lol interesting questions. Missionary.

Better posistion 69 or Shortstop?

shortstop! the other is just way too much work; it's a distraction!
ok, here's another...playstation or x-box?

not that anyone asked,but doggie is my all-time fave!!

X-Box

*looks around*

Ok, back to the good stuff.

Sex: Under the covers or on top?

can't be under the covers; my ass sticks too far up in the air!
uh.....buttery or salty?

Hmmm....buttery.

Bagel or Toast?

bagel (blueberry)!
skittles or starburst?

starburst

M&M's: Chocolate, Peanut Butter or Crunchy?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
starburst

M&M's: Chocolate, Peanut Butter or Crunchy?
peanut!
here's a morbid one....freeze to death or be burned to death??

Freeze. I hear it's the most peaceful way to go. (How do they test these things?)

Older TV Shows: Black and White or Color?

older shows??? black and white
burger king or mc donalds??

McDonald's, if only because no one working at BK has an IQ higher than 25.

Uncle Jed or Granny?

Uncle Jed.

Lucy or Desi?

desi...he was all the talent; lucy got all the credit!
on a burger...
mayo or ketchup??

ketchup

sweet or dill relish?

DILL; no doubt.
natural or surgically enhanced?

natural...surgery hurts too much

Hotdog: onions fried or plain

Plain. mmmmmmm

Barbecue or Gumbo?

well, coming from new orleans, it has to be gumbo!

latex or sheepskin?

laytexxxx

Bow tie or necktie?

Necktie.

FedEx or UPS?

U.P.S. (United Package Smashers!)

Mac or PC?

PC

Powerboat or sail?

Sail. So quiet.

Books or Video?

A good book is the best.

Biscuts: Home made or out of a can?

Home made, they have a more interesting taste

Oh, what could I say...

Sport: live or TV?

TV

Straight shots or mixed drinks?

straight shots, of course!

pj's or underoos?

underoos!

UnderDog or Polly Purebred?

underdog; definitely!
back rub or foot rub?

Back rub

Coupe or sedan?

Coupe (deville)

Summer Vacation or Winter Vacation?

summer

Cognac or Scotch

No clue. Never had either.

Rap or Country?

Country

Wisdom teeth extraction: all at once, or multiple visits?

ooooooooooooooooouch: all at once!

cross country trip: take the train or drive?

Train.

cross country trip: RV & campsites or auto & motels?

hymmmm, tough one as it would depend upon whether we were doing side trips of rough hiking, if so I would choose RV and campsites

motel or hotel?

Hotel

Plain or crunchy peanut butter?

crunchy!
ok, for the grown-ups only....
blow jobs or intercourse???
(just because i really want to know!)

blowjobs

Apples: peeled or not peeled?

Unpeeled.

Pickles: Kosher Dill or Bread and Butter

KOSHER!! Bread and Butter = Disgusting.

Bikini: One piece of two?

one-piece (unless you're 16)!
tampons or pads??

Ehhhhh, no preference, personally :confused:

Golf or Tennis?

Golf

Credit or debit card?

Debit for eeeeeeeeeeeverything, credit for emergencies only

maple or willow

willow

Grasshopper flavored ice cream or cocunut lemon grass ice cream?

grasshopper (love the concept of protein in a junk food...it's a joke, guys!)

margaritas....frozen or on-the-rocks?

frozen

daiquiri or margarita

Margarita

Elevator or escalator?

Escalator (In the event I'm hurling towards my death, atleast I'll see what's happening)

More enjoyable way to get tan: Tanning bed or natural sun rays?

Natural

Your bellybutton: innie or outie?

Innie.

CNN or Fox News?

CNN

Home Depot or Lowes?

Home Depot. Something about the Orange.

Bonnie or Clyde?

Bonnie

M 1911 .45 cal pistol or Model 21 .44 revolver?

Hmmm...On careful consideration I have to go with the only gun I know anything about. The SUPERSOAKER!!!

Online or Offline?

Online

7 days, 6 nights, all expenses paid: Hong Kong or Berlin?

Berlin.

Tuna salad or egg salad.

egg salad

Cinema or theatre?

Cinema.

Ginger or Mary Ann?

Ginger

Guitar or Piano?

Piano is more enjoyable to listen to.

Better yo-yo trick: Walking the dog or rocking the baby?

Walking the dog

Singing or Dancing?

Dancing. I cant sing. (Unless you have the Julie Andrews and Bozo CD) but I can cut a rug.

Tybo or Yoga?

Yoga

7 days, 6 nights, all expenses paid: Moscow or Bejing?

Bejing. Russia is too cold.

Batman or Superman?

Superman

Family Doc: D.O., or M.D.?

Between a "Dumb Oaf," and one that's "Mentally Deranged," I'll pick the M.D.

Better Fruit Drink: Juicy Juice or V8 Splash?

V8 & vodka

Brown or clear liquor?

Clear - DON'T ASK ME how I know

Family Guy or The Simpsons

Simpsons

Auto interior: cloth or leather?

Cloth.

Most likely to die before 30: Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton?

Paris. HELLO? She had sex...

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants or Britney Spears' Crossroads?

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Paris. HELLO? She had sex...

Ha, and Lohan hasn't?

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
[B]The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants or Britney Spears' Crossroads?

Well, if your talking only a slightly better film-sisterhood.

More troubling to ones sleep habits-Crossroads.




Anyway-

:D or :p ?

:D

Acoustic or electric guitar?

acoustic (12 string)

Fall or spring?

Fall my faourite season...

born: rich or brilliant

brilliant.

a bird in the hand or two in the bush?

Two in the bush. Bird's scare me.

Full House or Family Matters?

Full House

Beach front or lake front?

Lake Front - A little more personal, a little more affordable.

Birthday or Christmas?

Birthday. All the gifts are for YOU

Latin Shakira or American Shakira (as in, do you prefer her singing spanish or english)

Ive fallen in a Shakira craze all of a sudden...

oh and Jere: SISTERHOOD was a great film...Crossroads sucked...

American ...geez she has a butt the size of a tame bee


night owl, early bird

Early bird

Snow or water ski?

Water Ski. Snow is cooooold. And Reven, that movie was horrible.

Worse Commericals: Hardees or Corn Pops?

Corn Pops.

Jere, it touched my girly side DEEPLY. I got teary eyed in the near end. I must say, the book was better though. You know how the rio grande has gotten a bit bigger all of a sudden? Yeah. That was me :)

myspace.com or livejournal.com

Myspace.com

Aston Martin or Porsche?

Aston Martin (Are they still all built by hand?)

Would you rather be Deaf or Blind (have to choose one)

Deaf

Left or right handed?

Right handed.

Grease or Saturday Night Fever?

Saturday Night Fever

Front wheel or rear wheel drive?