This guy should be in the Guiness Book of World Records as the Stupidest Man on earth don't ya think :D



Pizza shop robber left job application

June 22, 2005 (LAS VEGAS) — A man accused of holding up a pizza parlor left behind a job application with his real name and address, authorities said.

"I would chalk it up to either inexperience or plain stupidity," Clark County prosecutor Frank Coumou told the Las Vegas Review-Journal for a Wednesday report.

Alejandro Martinez, 23, of Las Vegas, was being held Wednesday at the Clark County jail pending a Monday appearance in Clark County District Court. He faces felony burglary and robbery with a weapon charges in the May 25 heist.

Authorities said Martinez ordered a pizza and started filling out the application before displaying a gun and demanding money. The clerk handed over $200.

Outside, a witness wrote down the license plate number of a getaway car, leading police to Martinez' home.

Martinez' lawyer, Deputy Public Defender James Ruggeroli, said authorities have the wrong man. He said said the pizza shop clerk couldn't identify Martinez as the robber, and the job application was not presented as evidence at a preliminary hearing.

So I rob a pizza joint and at the same time leave my application and I'm a dumba**. Well............ let me tell you something....... what was I suppose to live on until I got the job? who's the dumba** now :D :D

I don't know if he is the stupidest. I remember from a while back the case of a criminal who had stolen a checkbook. He went to the bank, and presented one of the stolen checks to get cash. When he was told he had to sign the check, he used his real name rather than the name on the check.

Originally posted by Imagineer
I don't know if he is the stupidest. I remember from a while back the case of a criminal who had stolen a checkbook. He went to the bank, and presented one of the stolen checks to get cash. When he was told he had to sign the check, he used his real name rather than the name on the check.
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Well, at least they can't charge him with forgery.

Originally posted by Imagineer
I don't know if he is the stupidest. I remember from a while back the case of a criminal who had stolen a checkbook. He went to the bank, and presented one of the stolen checks to get cash. When he was told he had to sign the check, he used his real name rather than the name on the check.


(LOL) :D

Originally posted by Imagineer
When he was told he had to sign the check, he used his real name rather than the name on the check.

I heard of another one where the guy wrote the stickup note on one of his personalized deposit slips.

heres another genius for you

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/PartyMonster/undies.jpg

Glad you took the time to save my picture and post it again. :)

I ♥ you Trav!

I didnt save the pic, I copied and pasted the properties and entered into the IMG command line. Dont flatter yourself Lucky Charms

You still took time to post my picture again!

I ♥ you Trav!

your welcome