Cyris
01-09-2003, 01:42 PM
One day a mother and a daughter are sitting on a bench when the daughter says "mommy my hands are cold."
"Well put them between your legs they'll get warm."
So the next day the daughter is sitting on the bench with her bf when the bf says "My hands are cold."
The daughter says "Well just put them between my legs they'll get warm." The bf hurrly and says "You know what my d i c k is solid frozen too.
So later on the day the mother and daughter are back on the bench when the daughter asks "Mommy do you know what a
p e n i s is?"
The mother responds "Eh yes i do....why?"
The daughter answers back "they make one hell of mess when they defrost don't they."
"Well put them between your legs they'll get warm."
So the next day the daughter is sitting on the bench with her bf when the bf says "My hands are cold."
The daughter says "Well just put them between my legs they'll get warm." The bf hurrly and says "You know what my d i c k is solid frozen too.
So later on the day the mother and daughter are back on the bench when the daughter asks "Mommy do you know what a
p e n i s is?"
The mother responds "Eh yes i do....why?"
The daughter answers back "they make one hell of mess when they defrost don't they."