You guys might hate it. It's an immature retarded one. Prolly heard it already too. I don't care though. Each time I hear this one I laugh as hard as I can.

What kind of bra does the Little Mermaid wear?

An Algebra (algie-bra)

lol gotta love it

Ughhhhhhhh..................

The corn is pretty tall here....LOL

Of course, considering the Spice Girls "fanatic", I guess it's expected... :D

Terrible.

its okay but it is kinda kindergarten heres one:
Daughter:daddy whats that thing between your legs
Dad: i cant tell you yet its a surprise your too young
Daughter: mommy whats that thing between daddys legs
Mom: i dont know he wont tell
Daughter a day later: mommy i know what that thing is between his legs
Mom:What is it
Daughter: Its a toothbrush
Mom: How do you know that
Daughter: i saw the maid puting it in her mouth in and out and white stuff came out!
----- The End-----
Gotta love it
But if ya dont I dont care

Well I like corn...

Robbies...mine is so much better.

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Robbies...mine is so much better.
No it isn't...

Actually, it's far worse.

here's a really bad one:

"So you're the jokester, huh? We used to have a jokester. He stepped on a landmine......He wasn't so funny after that."

I dont know why, but when i heard it, i couldnt stop laughing.

LoL, don't worry, I laughed at it too when I first heard it.

What is this, the really horrible joke thread? Eesh...

A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters.
He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to fuck you."
The first daughter says, "That's not true."
He says, "I'll prove it."
He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"
His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them."

oh GOD I started a lame joke thread, Borg...

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
oh GOD I started a lame joke thread, Borg...
Like you'd know a lame joke if one bit you in the ass, Reven.

"Alge-bra"??? Come on, that's beyond terrible...

A guy is walking down the beach and sees a girl w/ no arms or legs crying.
"Why are you crying?"
"Because I've never been hugged."
So he hugs her and goes along.

The next day he is walking down the beach again, and again she is crying.
"Why are you crying this time?"
"Because I've never been kissed."
So he kisses her and leaves her beaming.

The 3rd day, he is walking down the beach yet again, and yet again, the armless legless girl is crying.
"Now why are you crying???"
"Because I've never been fucked."
So he picks her up and throws her way out into the ocean.
"There. Now you're fucked."

Great joke, EH. Lmao.

Originally posted by The Praetorian
Like you'd know a lame joke if one bit you in the ass, Reven.

"Alge-bra"??? Come on, that's beyond terrible...

Well then, shut the hell up and stop replying. Make your own thread, as well! :)

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Well then, shut the hell up and stop replying. Make your own thread, as well! :)
Wow, aren't you just the categorical poster boy for speedy replies?!?!

Btw, if you didn't expect people to respond, then why start a thread in the humor section with a joke no one laughed at but you?