I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me and that was my mother-in-law
to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and
sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made
me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the
invitations. So I went.
She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I
was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
can't overcome.
So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants
to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she
went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the
house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged
me and said, we are very happy and pleased,
you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car

That's an oldie, but a goodie...:)

LOL, for a minute I thought it was going to turn into a penthouse forum story

Holy shit - it's been years since I've read one of those. LMAO.

uhhh, me too :D

LoL. I didn't notice it was in the 'Humor' section so for a second I thought you were for real. That must have been some test... LoL

It's a good one.

I think Vile would have passed the test regardless, Drac.