Freethinker
05-01-2005, 08:18 PM
List of New Slogans for Fox News:
"We bought Dennis Miller too"
"WindbagsRUs"
"Making the the world safe for stupidity"
"If you haven't heard it before, it's because we made it up"
"Unfair and Unbalanced"
"It must be true because Karl Rove said so"
"Goose-stepping in time with Conservative Republicans"
"The gospel according to Rove"
"Let's all rant and rave"
"Home of the Bickering Bitches"
"Fair and Balance...NOT!"--from a viewer
"We distort, You decide."--from a viewer
"Propaganda the way you like it: Straight from the horse's ass"--from a viewer
"Baffle with Bullshit"--From Richard in Las Vegas, NV
"Sly As A Fox"--from a viewer
"Spin to the Right Starts Here"--from a viewer
"Fox in the Chicken Coop News"--from Jim Brewster, Tacoma, WA
"Waterwings of the Right Wing"--from a Canadian viewer
"Bought & Paid For"--from a viewer
"The President's overpaid whores"--from Bethlyn in CA
"Combining 'T&A' with Conservative Family Values.....that's us, we're FOX!"--from Stanley S. Churchill, MS
"Cuisinart for the RNC"--from Michael
"Rupert's World"--from Michael
"Rupert in the Middle"
"America's Most Wanton"
"Literally 'King of the Hill'"
"Arrested Development II"
"Right Shining Bright"
"One Viewpoint - Works for Us!"
"
"Fox: The Enchanted Forest of Network News"
"Bill & Sean, Bill & Sean, makes you keep your t.v.'s on! Go Foux! (yourself)"
"The FoxCroft United States of America Official White House Network"
"Why settle for just news when you can settle for Fox?"--all from Maria from Chicago
"Bush Broadcasting Corporation [BBC
"Fox News, watch this and get fat and stupid"
"Fox: Proud to add our voices to the Republican echo chamber--from viewer, Raphaela
"We won't confuse the issue with the facts"--from viewer, Trisha
"We're here, we're too far right, get used to it"--from viewer, Mel McGee
"Fox News, Shit or Shinola, You Decide!"--from viewer, Patrick Stephens
"News, Shmooz...We can't be bothered with that - if ya' want news, try CNN"--from a viewer named Sunny
"Your News 'Bull' Market"--from viewer, Jim Ginch
"Fox Jazeera"--from a viewer named Dan
"Sheeples News! Maximum Cant, Minimum Balance!" --from viewer Lehmberg, AL
"We're so damn sly, we don't even have to try to lie!" --from viewer Nick, IL
"Fair & Balanced? Ask O'Reilly and Hannity!" --From viewer Vic, FL
"Let Freedom Re(s)ign" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Bushes Monica" -- from viewer Narine, NY
"The party line all the time, and if you disagree, go FOX yourselves!" --from viewer Steven, GA
"Your worst nightmare: A bunch of rabid right-wing zealots with a whole network as a fascist playground." --from viewer Drew, CO
"We distort it, you just listen." --from viewer John, OH
"Wecome to the Asylum" --from viewer Barbara, TX
"Right-wing Spin Zone" --from a viewer
"Stale smoke blowing from the right" --from a viewer
"The Subversion Zone" --from a viewer
"FOX NEWS: For those who can't handle the truth." --from a viewer
"FOX NEWS: Where up is down, black is white, hot is cold, and Bush is great." --from a viewer
"FOX NEWS: You don't have to be honest if you're right." --from a viewer
"Refusing to be trapped into mourning the loss of troops or asking out loud why we are in Iraq" --from a Doonesbury reference to a memo from an editor to Fox News staffers
"If you aren't getting dumber, we aren't doing our job."
"FOX NEWS: We will tell any lies to help Bush win a second term" --from viewer Ira, NY
"FOX NEWS: The Bush ass- kissing channel" --from viewer Ira, NY
"Bill O'Reilly - Not so O'Really!!" --from a viewer
"Take a Peak at Double Speak!" --from Sylvia, CA
"Agree with us or SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!" --from a viewer
"Outhenned by the Fox in the White House" --from a viewer
"For fox sake!" --from viewer Michael, South Africa
"Fox News supports George W.Bush,
Though he makes bad decisions while sitting on his tush,
Fox will glamorize what Dubya does,
Even though his brain cells are compressed, flaky fuzz." --from viewer Bill, PA
"Fox in the Bush-House: Virtual news from the virtual president." --from viewer Dr. Pam, SD
"Right, where we want you"
"Psychosis Television"
"Alternate Reality Television"
"Fo(lie Ã_ deu)x (Just us and you)" --from viewer Thane, Japan
"Don't be wise - Just buy our lies" --from viewer Jimmy, CA
"FNN - The Fascist News Network" --from viewer Robert, WV
"It really FOX with your brain."
"Be afraid. Stay home. Watch FOX."
"Yellow journalism never looked so white!"
"Fox Facts: From the White House to you!"
"Re-elect Bush or we'll run out of news."
"We look stupid so Bush doesn't have to."
"Keep your eyes on the Blue Dress!"
"Only leftist homos watch anything else."
"Don't worry, we'll become unpatriotic and unsupportive *if* President Kerry takes office; that's fair and balanced!" --from a viewer
"FOX News -- Spread it Around (Works great on the lawn!" --from a viewer
"We Distort, You Comply!"
"We Don't Tell You Anything We Don't Want You To Know!"
"Pay no attention to that smirking creep behind the curtain!"
"Lies! We are the Lying Liars who tell them!"
"Fox News...because we know what's good for you."
"Fox. We speak out if one side of our ass...the RIGHT side!"
"Fox News...We have "liberal" commentators...but they are pale and have no balls."
"Right is Might!"
"There IS no vast right-wing conspiracy! It's RIGHT out in the open on Fox!"
"Fox! Where Kobe is bigger than Kerry!"
"Fox...All Michael Jackson, all the time!"
"Fox! Our polls reflect how we really feel!"
"Put down your shotgun, pop open a beer and turn the antenna on your trailer to Fox! We won't disappoint you! "
"You know you're a redneck if you believe Fox News!" --from viewer Susan, TX
"Pox Vocali"
"Foxy Noose--for those too stupid to read and too lazy to think!" --from viewer "caretaker" in IN
"SHUT UP! LISTEN!... now do what you're TOLD!!" --from viewer J.P. in CA
"Trust us, we are smarter than you." --from a viewer
"Fox News - slanting the facts so you don't have to." --from a viewer
"America's snooze channel." --from a viewer
"The all Spin Zone." --from a viewer
"Your best source for trickle-down news." --from a viewer
"Fox News Channel. Proving why America needs to pay attention." --from a viewer
"Unbiased browbeating" --from a viewer
"Fox - America's news source (as long as you're not liberal)" --from a viewer
"When conservative just isn't conservative enough" --from a viewer
"Fox News: favoring Bush more than porno!" --from a viewer
"Don't let the news confuse you - that's our job." --from a viewer
"Demagogue Central!" --from a viewer
"Straight reporting, homo free!" --from a viewer
"FOX - News for the nucular family." --from a viewer
"Fair and balanced distorting" --from a viewer
"Always fair and balanced and stupid and ignorant and bigoted" --from a viewer
"Fanatically Narrow-minded Conceptions" --from a viewer
"FNC - Life Unexamined" --from a viewer
"FOX - Fostering O'Reillian Xenophobes" --from a viewer
"Fox News - a Bush league of its own" --from a viewer
"Fair and balanced regressivism" --from a viewer
"FNC - putting the "pure" in puerile" --from a viewer
"World news in the right light" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Hail to the Thief...I mean CHIEF!" --from a viewer
"Fox News: We don't lie! We just don't tell the truth!" --from viewer Moe, in England
"Fox News: Just cuz we made it up, doesn't mean it won't happen" --from a viewer in England
"FOX NEWS, Where PROPOGANDA IS KING" --from a viewer
"FNC: Fake News Conspiracy" --from a viewer
"The nation's misleading news source" --from a viewer
"Trust us because we can read you this crap and still keep a straight face!" --from a viewer
"We'd be even funnier if so many people did't think we were the voice of God" --from a viewer
"Don't call us if you don't agree" --from a viewer
"The home of Bully O'Reilly and his clone Sham Hannity" --from a viewer
"The news source George Orwell predicted" --from a viewer
"We can put a conservative spin on hog market reports" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Protecting the 'American Dream' for the few affluent actually living it" --from a viewer
"Laissez-faire imbalanced!" --from a viewer
"America's context-free news provider" --from a viewer
"News you can't get anywhere else, because we made it up" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Whadda you mean it was called propaganda in the Soviet Union? You gotta problem whit dat?" -- from viewer Ken, IL
"Information for the people by the Right, for the Right. No further discussion is needed nor allowed........unless you agree 100%" --from a viewer
"Real news covered up to the highest standards" --from a viewer
"Impaired and callous" --from a viewer
"SMEAR FACTOR" --from a viewer
"We won't bore you with confusing facts and the truth" --from a viewer
"There is no gravity, FOX SUCKS!" --from viewer Susan, CA
"WE'RE BUSH'S 527" --from viewer Ira, NY
"We get even with all those pointy-headed liberals that laugh at you" --from a viewer
"Keep it Right here!" --from a viewer
"Don't change the channel or you might miss more B**S**" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Helping Bush Fox the American public" --from viewer Greg, GA
"We can distort the news because our viewers don't require context"
"FOX SPEWS!"
"Fox News: The living embodiment of Joseph Geobbels"
"Fox News: Fair like cancer, balanced like Louis XV"
"Fox News: It's not just for Brown Shirts, anymore" --from viewer Lee, Mountain View
"Jingo is, jingo is, jingoism is the way..." --from a viewer
"Fox News: replacing cogent argumentation with good old-fashioned vitriol!" --from a viewer
"FNCGOP" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Because you're too stupid to know the truth" --from viewer Daniel, PA
"SHUT UP! Now, as we told you fifteen minutes ago.......SHUT UP!" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Stay tuned because bu..sh.. happens" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Fox news and convention production company" --from a viewer
"Are we really lying if it's for a good cause?" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Fairly Unbalanced" --from viewer John, LA
"Not Necessarily News" --from a viewer
"FOX W. NEWS: Is the dubya for White Supremacy or Warmongor? We'll let you decide. " --from a viewer
"Covering news across the Solar System - from our mouths to Uranus" --from a viewer
"FOX NEWS: If you want intelligent reporting go to Comedy Central's "The Daily Show", but for a good laugh tune into us." --from a viewer
"Specializing in news for the unedumacated" --from a viewer
"We really are fair and balanced because we let Juan Williams talk for a few seconds every Sunday morning (What are you thinking Juan?)" --from a viewer
"FoxNews: Fair and Balanced (I'm George W. Bush and I approved this message)" -- from a viewer
"Frighteningly Obvious Xcrement" --from viewer Gene, NC
"FOX out of the White(hen)House" --from viewer JS Boyd, MD
"We decide so you don't have to!" --from viewer Beth, GA
"Unfair and Biased" --from viewer Mark, Altoona
"The FCC should be fining us too for indecency"
"FOX SUX!" --from a viewer
"It's not Propaganda, it's Hypothetical Reporting!" --from a viewer
"Watch Fox News - No other channel has B.O." --from a viewer
"Uncovering sex scandals on The O'Reilly Factor" --from a viewer
"Direct news from the front lines of OIL (Operation Iraqi Liberation)" -- from a viewer
"We learned our cheap shots and dirty tricks from the Republicans" --from a viewer
"Oil's well that ends well!" --from a viewer
"FOX NEWS? Replace our "o" with a "u" 'cause that's what we do! --from a viewer
"You are watching FOX NEWS: the new CNN, where the "C" is for crap!" -- from viewer Murita
"Because you always need fear"
"All flair, no credibility"
"We spew diarrhea, so you don't have to!"
"Because we control the media"
"Because you're too lazy to discredit us"
"Self-righteous incompetence"
"The McDonald's of news networks" --from viewer Michael, NH
"FEAR and BALONEY" --from viewer Jesse, NV
"THE FOX REICH"
"FOX BLURB NATION"
"WE'RE FOX NEWS; AND WRONG IS RIGHT"
"FOX NEWS'05:THE LOBOTOMY TOUR" --from Turk, IN
"Baffled by the Bushshit...I mean BULLshit" -- from a viewer
"Fox News: Proud Home of the Hick Magnates" --from Jennifer, IN
"Leaning so far to the right we sometimes fall over..." --from Jack, MA
"We distort, you subscribe" --from Keith, OH
"Fox News---- where reality is not relevant" --from a viewer
"FNN (Fascist Neocon Network)---We tell you what to think!" --from a viewer
"Fox News - You're a terrorist if you watch anything else"
"Fox News - Because Bush said so"
"Fox News - KILL THE TERRORISTS!!!! No the Muslim ones not the Republicans"
"Fox News - All the truth, all the time, all the way from Bush's mouth"
"Fox News - Bush. If only all men were like you *sigh* In other news Fox would like to point out that it does not favour any administration"
"Fox News - Why the hell are you watching this shit?"
"Fox News - Bias towards Bush?!?!?!?!? What have you been watching!!!!!!" --from a viewer
"Thinking is tough work. Leave it to us." - The Fox News Channel - A refreshing start for brain-dead individuals" --from a viewer
"Either you are with us or you are against us" - Fox News Channel - "You can run but you cannot hide" --from a viewer
"O'Reilly Fact-err - The Nose Pin Zone" --from a viewer
"FOX - The Frustrated Old Xenophobes news network" --from Greg, PA
"Bush re-elected. Mission accomplished"
"Kerry's been shot. News at 3:00 AM"
"Tilted talking heads and proud of it"
"Catering to Bubbas and Biblethumpers for four elections now" --from viewer Rob
"The Stepford News----Held together with Screw---balls!"
"Listen and Watch ONLY to Find the Morals & Values-----NOT!"
"Stand with Us & Topple the United States" --from Debbie, NV
"Robots' Rhetoric and Stepford Women-24/7" --from a viewer
"An unfair and biased look at the wrong" --from a viewer
"Why go ask Alice? Try Fox!"
"Fox, right as reign!" --from viewer Waddie, CA
"Fox: The only only Network that shows were the troops WILL be."
"Fox: We will take you flip-floppers...Like Mr. Miller" --from viewer Chris, WV
"Maximum news with minimum Trust" --from Misbah, Pakistan
"Fox News - First in Right Wing Lemming Blather"
"Fox News - Can you believe this shit?"
"Fox News - Blindly lead by Bushisms" -- from a viewer in WA
"The Daily Show, no longer the only fake news" -- from Joseph, KY
"All the news we made up" -- submitted by a viewer
"FOX: Redefining 'A new low'"
"Fox: Fake news for fake people"
"FOX: Keeping the mass in a state of fear since the Republicans came to power" --from viewer Dan, PA
"99% bullshit - and we're working on the rest" --from Alice, UK
"9 out of 10 white supremists prefer us"--from a viewer
"Less content than porn without a plot"
"We're like the CIA...without the intelligence" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Blight Made Right"
"Dumbing down the news so everyone can understand it." --from a viewer
"Bullshit with flavour" --from Waqar in Pakistan
"News That Is Unbalanced And Fabricated - If You Want The Truth Find Another Source" --from viewer George, IA
"Keeping the People misinformed" --from a viewer in Germany
"I'm George Bush and I approve of this news."
"If you didn't hear it from us then I couldn't have happened." --from Arlough, UT
"We're always RIGHT!" --from Patricia, VA
"Fox News: THE Mother of Invention"
"Fox News: Air Heads of the Air Waves"
"Fox News: Fair and Balanced just like the Bush budget..."
"Fox--where we care enough to vend the very least"
"Fox--at the bottom of your television dial" -- from viewer GG
"Fox News-Fairly Biased" --from Mike, NJ
"Foxzi News"
"Dutchland under Ailes"
"Far Unbalanced"
"The Mistrusted Name in News"
"We distort, lie, and hide"
"Ratso Reilly"
" The No Spine Zone" --from Adam, MA
"Fox: We're so right we're wrong!" --from Justin, S. Africa
"73% opinion..the rest fact"
"Fox News: Because ignorance really is bliss!!"
"Fox News: The official "News" service of the Fatherland" --from a viewer
"Fare and Balanst" (the Fox slogan as meaningless gibberish) --from Rick
"Fox News: Are we right, or are we right?" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Simple News For Simple Minds" --from Mark, PA
"We bought Dennis Miller too"
"WindbagsRUs"
"Making the the world safe for stupidity"
"If you haven't heard it before, it's because we made it up"
"Unfair and Unbalanced"
"It must be true because Karl Rove said so"
"Goose-stepping in time with Conservative Republicans"
"The gospel according to Rove"
"Let's all rant and rave"
"Home of the Bickering Bitches"
"Fair and Balance...NOT!"--from a viewer
"We distort, You decide."--from a viewer
"Propaganda the way you like it: Straight from the horse's ass"--from a viewer
"Baffle with Bullshit"--From Richard in Las Vegas, NV
"Sly As A Fox"--from a viewer
"Spin to the Right Starts Here"--from a viewer
"Fox in the Chicken Coop News"--from Jim Brewster, Tacoma, WA
"Waterwings of the Right Wing"--from a Canadian viewer
"Bought & Paid For"--from a viewer
"The President's overpaid whores"--from Bethlyn in CA
"Combining 'T&A' with Conservative Family Values.....that's us, we're FOX!"--from Stanley S. Churchill, MS
"Cuisinart for the RNC"--from Michael
"Rupert's World"--from Michael
"Rupert in the Middle"
"America's Most Wanton"
"Literally 'King of the Hill'"
"Arrested Development II"
"Right Shining Bright"
"One Viewpoint - Works for Us!"
"
"Fox: The Enchanted Forest of Network News"
"Bill & Sean, Bill & Sean, makes you keep your t.v.'s on! Go Foux! (yourself)"
"The FoxCroft United States of America Official White House Network"
"Why settle for just news when you can settle for Fox?"--all from Maria from Chicago
"Bush Broadcasting Corporation [BBC
"Fox News, watch this and get fat and stupid"
"Fox: Proud to add our voices to the Republican echo chamber--from viewer, Raphaela
"We won't confuse the issue with the facts"--from viewer, Trisha
"We're here, we're too far right, get used to it"--from viewer, Mel McGee
"Fox News, Shit or Shinola, You Decide!"--from viewer, Patrick Stephens
"News, Shmooz...We can't be bothered with that - if ya' want news, try CNN"--from a viewer named Sunny
"Your News 'Bull' Market"--from viewer, Jim Ginch
"Fox Jazeera"--from a viewer named Dan
"Sheeples News! Maximum Cant, Minimum Balance!" --from viewer Lehmberg, AL
"We're so damn sly, we don't even have to try to lie!" --from viewer Nick, IL
"Fair & Balanced? Ask O'Reilly and Hannity!" --From viewer Vic, FL
"Let Freedom Re(s)ign" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Bushes Monica" -- from viewer Narine, NY
"The party line all the time, and if you disagree, go FOX yourselves!" --from viewer Steven, GA
"Your worst nightmare: A bunch of rabid right-wing zealots with a whole network as a fascist playground." --from viewer Drew, CO
"We distort it, you just listen." --from viewer John, OH
"Wecome to the Asylum" --from viewer Barbara, TX
"Right-wing Spin Zone" --from a viewer
"Stale smoke blowing from the right" --from a viewer
"The Subversion Zone" --from a viewer
"FOX NEWS: For those who can't handle the truth." --from a viewer
"FOX NEWS: Where up is down, black is white, hot is cold, and Bush is great." --from a viewer
"FOX NEWS: You don't have to be honest if you're right." --from a viewer
"Refusing to be trapped into mourning the loss of troops or asking out loud why we are in Iraq" --from a Doonesbury reference to a memo from an editor to Fox News staffers
"If you aren't getting dumber, we aren't doing our job."
"FOX NEWS: We will tell any lies to help Bush win a second term" --from viewer Ira, NY
"FOX NEWS: The Bush ass- kissing channel" --from viewer Ira, NY
"Bill O'Reilly - Not so O'Really!!" --from a viewer
"Take a Peak at Double Speak!" --from Sylvia, CA
"Agree with us or SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!" --from a viewer
"Outhenned by the Fox in the White House" --from a viewer
"For fox sake!" --from viewer Michael, South Africa
"Fox News supports George W.Bush,
Though he makes bad decisions while sitting on his tush,
Fox will glamorize what Dubya does,
Even though his brain cells are compressed, flaky fuzz." --from viewer Bill, PA
"Fox in the Bush-House: Virtual news from the virtual president." --from viewer Dr. Pam, SD
"Right, where we want you"
"Psychosis Television"
"Alternate Reality Television"
"Fo(lie Ã_ deu)x (Just us and you)" --from viewer Thane, Japan
"Don't be wise - Just buy our lies" --from viewer Jimmy, CA
"FNN - The Fascist News Network" --from viewer Robert, WV
"It really FOX with your brain."
"Be afraid. Stay home. Watch FOX."
"Yellow journalism never looked so white!"
"Fox Facts: From the White House to you!"
"Re-elect Bush or we'll run out of news."
"We look stupid so Bush doesn't have to."
"Keep your eyes on the Blue Dress!"
"Only leftist homos watch anything else."
"Don't worry, we'll become unpatriotic and unsupportive *if* President Kerry takes office; that's fair and balanced!" --from a viewer
"FOX News -- Spread it Around (Works great on the lawn!" --from a viewer
"We Distort, You Comply!"
"We Don't Tell You Anything We Don't Want You To Know!"
"Pay no attention to that smirking creep behind the curtain!"
"Lies! We are the Lying Liars who tell them!"
"Fox News...because we know what's good for you."
"Fox. We speak out if one side of our ass...the RIGHT side!"
"Fox News...We have "liberal" commentators...but they are pale and have no balls."
"Right is Might!"
"There IS no vast right-wing conspiracy! It's RIGHT out in the open on Fox!"
"Fox! Where Kobe is bigger than Kerry!"
"Fox...All Michael Jackson, all the time!"
"Fox! Our polls reflect how we really feel!"
"Put down your shotgun, pop open a beer and turn the antenna on your trailer to Fox! We won't disappoint you! "
"You know you're a redneck if you believe Fox News!" --from viewer Susan, TX
"Pox Vocali"
"Foxy Noose--for those too stupid to read and too lazy to think!" --from viewer "caretaker" in IN
"SHUT UP! LISTEN!... now do what you're TOLD!!" --from viewer J.P. in CA
"Trust us, we are smarter than you." --from a viewer
"Fox News - slanting the facts so you don't have to." --from a viewer
"America's snooze channel." --from a viewer
"The all Spin Zone." --from a viewer
"Your best source for trickle-down news." --from a viewer
"Fox News Channel. Proving why America needs to pay attention." --from a viewer
"Unbiased browbeating" --from a viewer
"Fox - America's news source (as long as you're not liberal)" --from a viewer
"When conservative just isn't conservative enough" --from a viewer
"Fox News: favoring Bush more than porno!" --from a viewer
"Don't let the news confuse you - that's our job." --from a viewer
"Demagogue Central!" --from a viewer
"Straight reporting, homo free!" --from a viewer
"FOX - News for the nucular family." --from a viewer
"Fair and balanced distorting" --from a viewer
"Always fair and balanced and stupid and ignorant and bigoted" --from a viewer
"Fanatically Narrow-minded Conceptions" --from a viewer
"FNC - Life Unexamined" --from a viewer
"FOX - Fostering O'Reillian Xenophobes" --from a viewer
"Fox News - a Bush league of its own" --from a viewer
"Fair and balanced regressivism" --from a viewer
"FNC - putting the "pure" in puerile" --from a viewer
"World news in the right light" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Hail to the Thief...I mean CHIEF!" --from a viewer
"Fox News: We don't lie! We just don't tell the truth!" --from viewer Moe, in England
"Fox News: Just cuz we made it up, doesn't mean it won't happen" --from a viewer in England
"FOX NEWS, Where PROPOGANDA IS KING" --from a viewer
"FNC: Fake News Conspiracy" --from a viewer
"The nation's misleading news source" --from a viewer
"Trust us because we can read you this crap and still keep a straight face!" --from a viewer
"We'd be even funnier if so many people did't think we were the voice of God" --from a viewer
"Don't call us if you don't agree" --from a viewer
"The home of Bully O'Reilly and his clone Sham Hannity" --from a viewer
"The news source George Orwell predicted" --from a viewer
"We can put a conservative spin on hog market reports" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Protecting the 'American Dream' for the few affluent actually living it" --from a viewer
"Laissez-faire imbalanced!" --from a viewer
"America's context-free news provider" --from a viewer
"News you can't get anywhere else, because we made it up" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Whadda you mean it was called propaganda in the Soviet Union? You gotta problem whit dat?" -- from viewer Ken, IL
"Information for the people by the Right, for the Right. No further discussion is needed nor allowed........unless you agree 100%" --from a viewer
"Real news covered up to the highest standards" --from a viewer
"Impaired and callous" --from a viewer
"SMEAR FACTOR" --from a viewer
"We won't bore you with confusing facts and the truth" --from a viewer
"There is no gravity, FOX SUCKS!" --from viewer Susan, CA
"WE'RE BUSH'S 527" --from viewer Ira, NY
"We get even with all those pointy-headed liberals that laugh at you" --from a viewer
"Keep it Right here!" --from a viewer
"Don't change the channel or you might miss more B**S**" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Helping Bush Fox the American public" --from viewer Greg, GA
"We can distort the news because our viewers don't require context"
"FOX SPEWS!"
"Fox News: The living embodiment of Joseph Geobbels"
"Fox News: Fair like cancer, balanced like Louis XV"
"Fox News: It's not just for Brown Shirts, anymore" --from viewer Lee, Mountain View
"Jingo is, jingo is, jingoism is the way..." --from a viewer
"Fox News: replacing cogent argumentation with good old-fashioned vitriol!" --from a viewer
"FNCGOP" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Because you're too stupid to know the truth" --from viewer Daniel, PA
"SHUT UP! Now, as we told you fifteen minutes ago.......SHUT UP!" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Stay tuned because bu..sh.. happens" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Fox news and convention production company" --from a viewer
"Are we really lying if it's for a good cause?" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Fairly Unbalanced" --from viewer John, LA
"Not Necessarily News" --from a viewer
"FOX W. NEWS: Is the dubya for White Supremacy or Warmongor? We'll let you decide. " --from a viewer
"Covering news across the Solar System - from our mouths to Uranus" --from a viewer
"FOX NEWS: If you want intelligent reporting go to Comedy Central's "The Daily Show", but for a good laugh tune into us." --from a viewer
"Specializing in news for the unedumacated" --from a viewer
"We really are fair and balanced because we let Juan Williams talk for a few seconds every Sunday morning (What are you thinking Juan?)" --from a viewer
"FoxNews: Fair and Balanced (I'm George W. Bush and I approved this message)" -- from a viewer
"Frighteningly Obvious Xcrement" --from viewer Gene, NC
"FOX out of the White(hen)House" --from viewer JS Boyd, MD
"We decide so you don't have to!" --from viewer Beth, GA
"Unfair and Biased" --from viewer Mark, Altoona
"The FCC should be fining us too for indecency"
"FOX SUX!" --from a viewer
"It's not Propaganda, it's Hypothetical Reporting!" --from a viewer
"Watch Fox News - No other channel has B.O." --from a viewer
"Uncovering sex scandals on The O'Reilly Factor" --from a viewer
"Direct news from the front lines of OIL (Operation Iraqi Liberation)" -- from a viewer
"We learned our cheap shots and dirty tricks from the Republicans" --from a viewer
"Oil's well that ends well!" --from a viewer
"FOX NEWS? Replace our "o" with a "u" 'cause that's what we do! --from a viewer
"You are watching FOX NEWS: the new CNN, where the "C" is for crap!" -- from viewer Murita
"Because you always need fear"
"All flair, no credibility"
"We spew diarrhea, so you don't have to!"
"Because we control the media"
"Because you're too lazy to discredit us"
"Self-righteous incompetence"
"The McDonald's of news networks" --from viewer Michael, NH
"FEAR and BALONEY" --from viewer Jesse, NV
"THE FOX REICH"
"FOX BLURB NATION"
"WE'RE FOX NEWS; AND WRONG IS RIGHT"
"FOX NEWS'05:THE LOBOTOMY TOUR" --from Turk, IN
"Baffled by the Bushshit...I mean BULLshit" -- from a viewer
"Fox News: Proud Home of the Hick Magnates" --from Jennifer, IN
"Leaning so far to the right we sometimes fall over..." --from Jack, MA
"We distort, you subscribe" --from Keith, OH
"Fox News---- where reality is not relevant" --from a viewer
"FNN (Fascist Neocon Network)---We tell you what to think!" --from a viewer
"Fox News - You're a terrorist if you watch anything else"
"Fox News - Because Bush said so"
"Fox News - KILL THE TERRORISTS!!!! No the Muslim ones not the Republicans"
"Fox News - All the truth, all the time, all the way from Bush's mouth"
"Fox News - Bush. If only all men were like you *sigh* In other news Fox would like to point out that it does not favour any administration"
"Fox News - Why the hell are you watching this shit?"
"Fox News - Bias towards Bush?!?!?!?!? What have you been watching!!!!!!" --from a viewer
"Thinking is tough work. Leave it to us." - The Fox News Channel - A refreshing start for brain-dead individuals" --from a viewer
"Either you are with us or you are against us" - Fox News Channel - "You can run but you cannot hide" --from a viewer
"O'Reilly Fact-err - The Nose Pin Zone" --from a viewer
"FOX - The Frustrated Old Xenophobes news network" --from Greg, PA
"Bush re-elected. Mission accomplished"
"Kerry's been shot. News at 3:00 AM"
"Tilted talking heads and proud of it"
"Catering to Bubbas and Biblethumpers for four elections now" --from viewer Rob
"The Stepford News----Held together with Screw---balls!"
"Listen and Watch ONLY to Find the Morals & Values-----NOT!"
"Stand with Us & Topple the United States" --from Debbie, NV
"Robots' Rhetoric and Stepford Women-24/7" --from a viewer
"An unfair and biased look at the wrong" --from a viewer
"Why go ask Alice? Try Fox!"
"Fox, right as reign!" --from viewer Waddie, CA
"Fox: The only only Network that shows were the troops WILL be."
"Fox: We will take you flip-floppers...Like Mr. Miller" --from viewer Chris, WV
"Maximum news with minimum Trust" --from Misbah, Pakistan
"Fox News - First in Right Wing Lemming Blather"
"Fox News - Can you believe this shit?"
"Fox News - Blindly lead by Bushisms" -- from a viewer in WA
"The Daily Show, no longer the only fake news" -- from Joseph, KY
"All the news we made up" -- submitted by a viewer
"FOX: Redefining 'A new low'"
"Fox: Fake news for fake people"
"FOX: Keeping the mass in a state of fear since the Republicans came to power" --from viewer Dan, PA
"99% bullshit - and we're working on the rest" --from Alice, UK
"9 out of 10 white supremists prefer us"--from a viewer
"Less content than porn without a plot"
"We're like the CIA...without the intelligence" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Blight Made Right"
"Dumbing down the news so everyone can understand it." --from a viewer
"Bullshit with flavour" --from Waqar in Pakistan
"News That Is Unbalanced And Fabricated - If You Want The Truth Find Another Source" --from viewer George, IA
"Keeping the People misinformed" --from a viewer in Germany
"I'm George Bush and I approve of this news."
"If you didn't hear it from us then I couldn't have happened." --from Arlough, UT
"We're always RIGHT!" --from Patricia, VA
"Fox News: THE Mother of Invention"
"Fox News: Air Heads of the Air Waves"
"Fox News: Fair and Balanced just like the Bush budget..."
"Fox--where we care enough to vend the very least"
"Fox--at the bottom of your television dial" -- from viewer GG
"Fox News-Fairly Biased" --from Mike, NJ
"Foxzi News"
"Dutchland under Ailes"
"Far Unbalanced"
"The Mistrusted Name in News"
"We distort, lie, and hide"
"Ratso Reilly"
" The No Spine Zone" --from Adam, MA
"Fox: We're so right we're wrong!" --from Justin, S. Africa
"73% opinion..the rest fact"
"Fox News: Because ignorance really is bliss!!"
"Fox News: The official "News" service of the Fatherland" --from a viewer
"Fare and Balanst" (the Fox slogan as meaningless gibberish) --from Rick
"Fox News: Are we right, or are we right?" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Simple News For Simple Minds" --from Mark, PA