worried about what the fuck people think about me. pluck you and your pathetic life.

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In the words of Johnny Depp, you've got to find yourself a girl, mate.

Bwahahahaha...Ivan has the greatest facial expressions ever. For a 40-year-old guy, he's awesome.

He's the grandpa I never had. :D

Scary

Rofl Ivan! What the.....? :lolhit:

i gots a girl. married for 12 years.
don't call me gramps, geez, i feel old enough as it is being an early greyer.
thanx for the laughs, i'm here every night, and now for my next trick.........
anyway, i'm being cyberstalked by someone who has no life and is so pathetic that they have to try to embarress me by collecting what they can about me. it's pretty pathetic. but i GIVE them the ammo because i rarely embarress. and don't really give a fuck. but i would love to have this person in range of my cutting toys , take a head and keep it as a souveneir.

Dude - you're a lunatic. If you can find a wife, then there's hope for this guy:

http://www.ndss.org/media/images/graph/shop/burke_large.jpg

(and NO, I'm not "stalking you"...)

Ivan, Since this thread seems to be about your face, you have great skin for a 40 year old guy, but that beard adds 7 years to you (after the sword picture, all of my comments will henceforth be complimentary).

Yeah, and lose the aviator glasses, too. I'm thinking if you shaved and got some contacts, you'd look like you were 40.

Originally posted by Brooks
Ivan, Since this thread seems to be about your face, you have great skin for a 40 year old guy, but that beard adds 7 years to you (after the sword picture, all of my comments will henceforth be complimentary).


i kinda like it myself. looking older isn't so bad. at least i'm not all wrinkly. but it does help in fooling people. they think, ooooo.old guy, let's mug him, and then i kick their asses.

Damn Ivan, if you weren't attached I'd come on to you.

Originally posted by Echo2
Damn Ivan, if you weren't attached I'd come on to you.
Oh, and we haven't had any "indiscriminate" sex, ay, Echo? I'm sure the entire defensive end of the Oakland Raiders would feel left out.

Originally posted by The Praetorian
I'm sure the entire defensive end of the Oakland Raiders would feel left out.
Entire defensive end? As opposed to merely chunks of Warren Sapp?

Since when does "coming on to" someone mean having sex with them? I suppose you expect to get laid if you pay for dinner to.

Oh, so now you "come on to" people who you're not sexually attracted to? Lady - you kill me...

(Remember, Echo..."men are easy", Right?)

Yes, men ARE VERY easy.

"Coming onto" someone because you are attracted to them means something entirely different to men than it does women. When women do it, it is because they want to get to know that great looking guy with the hope and posibility of maybe having a relationship build. When men do, it is because they want to get their dicks wet with that great looking gal.

Addmitedly there are women out there that are just looking for a good time and there are men out there that have more in mind than getting their dicks wet. But for the most part, women and men have entirely different motives for "coming onto" someone.

Your attempt to twist my post into something sick and weird is a little disconcerting. What have you to gain by attempting to slander me sexually with inuendo and implication?

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Entire defensive end? As opposed to merely chunks of Warren Sapp?
It's chunks of Warren Sapp that I'm talking about. ;)

i have the impression that 'coming onto' someone is a little higher on the scale than just getting to know them. If you wanted to do that, you'd 'get to know' them ie buy a drink, chat, etc. 'coming onto' is more flirty. Suffice it to say we all know what we mean, and that it means something different... :confused:

EXACTLY, Box19.

Originally posted by Echo2
Your attempt to twist my post into something sick and weird is a little disconcerting. What have you to gain by attempting to slander me sexually with inuendo and implication?
Echo, lighten up - I'm playing with you. You painted yourself into a corner, and now you're having to tiptoe. Deal with it. "Coming on to" holds a different animus than "getting to know" or "date", and you know it.

Originally posted by The Praetorian
Echo, lighten up - I'm playing with you. You painted yourself into a corner, and now you're having to tiptoe. Deal with it. "Coming on to" holds a different animus than "getting to know" or "date", and you know it.

No, I don't "know it". I never considered it being thought of as looking for sex. Maybe I'm just not up with the times or have been walking around in a bubble all my life. Since I'm past the age of "comming onto" someone I guess it isn't a big deal.

Originally posted by The Praetorian
Dude - you're a lunatic. If you can find a wife, then there's hope for this guy:

http://www.ndss.org/media/images/graph/shop/burke_large.jpg

(and NO, I'm not "stalking you"...)

it's not nice to make fun of down syndrome people, and use family portraits prae.

I wasn't making fun of people with downs syndrome - I was simply comparing Chris Burke's chances of finding love to yours.

Actually, before I knew you were married, I would have given him higher odds of finding a woman, but whatever...

Just what is it about the machismo of a nut-ball janitor does your wife find so appealing?

He's an independant thinker, he's funny, he's intellegent, he looks cuddly. I'll bet he can cook too.

Originally posted by Echo2
He's an independant thinker, he's funny, he's intellegent, he looks cuddly. I'll bet he can cook too.
You just described me!

...But you're a bit too old for me, Echo. ;)

Originally posted by The Praetorian
I wasn't making fun of people with downs syndrome - I was simply comparing Chris Burke's chances of finding love to yours.

Actually, before I knew you were married, I would have given him higher odds of finding a woman, but whatever...

Just what is it about the machismo of a nut-ball janitor does your wife find so appealing?

then don't use the pic. everybody knows the guy is a downs and you used it for your feable attempt for a laugh. use yourself as a laugh. it's funnier.
hmmm...we're a lot alike in what we like. try to live a simply as possible, love nature, etc.. and yes echo, i can cook too. my ma made sure o that.

Originally posted by BorgHunter
You just described me!

...But you're a bit too old for me, Echo. ;)

hey sonny, (makes a gandpappy face and voice) ya gots a bright future ahead o ya. eh eh, the ladies already lookin at ya. piece o advice. those older ladies can show ya a traick or two that those little young things won't learn for years. heh,heh........

Originally posted by ivan
worried about what the fuck people think about me. pluck you and your pathetic life.

Nah, I would say it was pretty clear from post one, that people pleasing was not your thing...

Good thing too cause people are fickle as hell aren't they?

Originally posted by ~Sal~
Nah, I would say it was pretty clear from post one, that people pleasing was not your thing...

Good thing too cause people are fickle as hell aren't they?

not really sal. i don't mind making people smile. i do have my own sense of humor. but i ain't kissin anyones ass over anything.
fickle? that's putting it lightly.
i find true humor when someone does something that is funny about themselves. or takes a situation and places themselves in it. so called comedians who use their routine to ONLY make fun of other people are actually assholes.

Ivan - you seem like you're a really nice man, and I'd like to apologize for taking a shot at you. I know you’re an eccentric individual, and this thread, which is supposedly dedicated to your indifference, has a contradictory ring to it when you post pictures of yourself supposedly "not caring". If you truly didn't care, then you wouldn't have done it in the first place, Jmo...

In other words, lots of people feel it necessary to drive an issue home under the guise of "not giving a shit", but in reality, they wouldn't pursue the point unless they did. It's nothing more than psychology at its most basic level, my friend.

Oh, and why do you spell America with a k?

Originally posted by The Praetorian
Ivan - you seem like you're a really nice man, and I'd like to apologize for taking a shot at you. I know you’re an eccentric individual, and this thread, which is supposedly dedicated to your indifference, has a contradictory ring to it when you post pictures of yourself supposedly "not caring". If you truly didn't care, then you wouldn't have done it in the first place, Jmo...

In other words, lots of people feel it necessary to drive an issue home under the guise of "not giving a shit", but in reality, they wouldn't pursue the point unless they did. It's nothing more than psychology at its most basic level, my friend.

Oh, and why do you spell America with a k?


have you ever thought that i like to sometimes fuck with people who deserve it?
no problem. it's not a guise. i really don't give a shit.
spelled with a k just for the fuck of it. and i don't care for the amerikan government system.

You do and say a lot of things "just for the fuck of it", don't you?

Originally posted by ivan
not really sal. i don't mind making people smile. i do have my own sense of humor. but i ain't kissin anyones ass over anything.
fickle? that's putting it lightly.
i find true humor when someone does something that is funny about themselves. or takes a situation and places themselves in it. so called comedians who use their routine to ONLY make fun of other people are actually assholes.

A sense of humor is essential for survival I think. And the ability to laugh at oneself, well...that's a gift.

Keep the pictures coming. They always make me smile! :)

Originally posted by The Praetorian
In other words, lots of people feel it necessary to drive an issue home under the guise of "not giving a shit", but in reality, they wouldn't pursue the point unless they did. It's nothing more than psychology at its most basic level, my friend.


I have always tried to point out to rap about that....

all these rappers say they dont give a shit, but yet they try so hard.... very contradicting.....

Originally posted by ~Sal~
A sense of humor is essential for survival I think. And the ability to laugh at oneself, well...that's a gift.



"a man who can't laugh at himself should be given a mirror." irish saying.
i used to take myself and everything too seriously, and then i had kids. makes you lighten up.

lol Ivan kicks ass

Reven - are those the spice girls? Vanessa Carlton...charmed...spice girls...bugiiina - Australian for queer.

Yes, those are the spice girls.

Its one of those cases where he wants everyone to assume he is gay without actually telling us he is. Ive seen it before.

Reven, I think when Ginger Spice left, the group really stopped growing musically.

Originally posted by Brooks
Reven, I think when Ginger Spice left, the group really stopped growing musically.
:D