Yes, that way you get a double feature.

Have you ever walked out of a movie?

DOUBLE FEATURE FOR ABOUT 6 BUCKS A CAR LOAD. Cant beat that.

No...I've never walked out on one..I've turned off many at home.

Have you ever been bitten by a snake?

Nope. but i was attacked by an army of pygmy spider monkeys, they took my pinky finger :(

heh. Have you ever been "wanded" at the airport?

no. I've only flew once...and I didnt get wanded.

Do you carry keys on your keychain that you never use?

Nope, i optimize my lifestyle, nothing is to be pointless, carrying around keys you dont use is not purposeful

Have you ever been proposed to (for the guys: have proposed to that lucky lady)

Being 17, no.

Have you ever had a homosexual experience?

Yes. Sophomore year. We were surrounded by Catholics and standing next to his girlfriend.

Have you ever taken a shit in the woods?

Nope.

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Does a bear wear a funny hat?

A) he uses the papal toilet, sometimes a papal diaper (specially made by pampers ;)) B) Perhaps, if the hat is put on the bear

Have you ever lost something dear to you?

Yes, my mother. As for losing other things, my virginity is eminently safe right now. Unfortunately.

Have you ever eaten more than $10 of food at McDonald's (in one sitting)?

Sorry to hear about your mother, how tragic...

As for the Mcdonalds question, yes, the most i spent on a fast food meal was about $29.00, twas glorious, but i was very close to vomitting. :p

::cough:: The question?

Oh yes, of course....

Have you ever forgotten something crucial to your day at home?

Once I left my backpack at home. That wasn't fun.

Do you smell your dirty socks before washing them?

My sense of smell is so bad i couldn't smell them unless i tear off a piece and shove it up my nostrils, and that is a tedious process so NO

Do you ever say the 'wrong thing" on a "date"?

Believe it or not, I have not yet.

Do you use any open-source software?

not often

Do you not eat meat?

I eat meat often.

Do you not beat your meat?

nope, don't beat meat

Do you know 2 or more languages (fluently)

Nope. I know poquito espanol.

Do you enjoy classic rock?

Do I ever!

Do you like jazz?

Alas, no.

Have you ever screamed out the lyrics "I'm a lover!" from The Joker while at work? (I have!)

No. (what classic rock do you like Borg)

Do you hate (c)rap?

Boston is my favorite band. By far. Boston kicks ass.

Yes!

If someone chopped off your genitalia, would you take the severed body part and beat them on their head with it? (Okay, this is a random one...)

No, i would probably beat the weapon away from them and use it to "ease my suffering"

"Whats the point of life if you don't have a dick" Donnie Darko on smurfs, Donnie Darko

(What other bands?)

Have you ever been on a hike through a rainforest?

Journey, Styx, Queen, Dire Straits...

No.

In Soviet Russia, does the rainforest hike through you?

:@@:

I'll take that as a yes.

Do you read /. often?

Daily

Do you have a song you listen to religiously (very often)

Peace of Mind - Boston

Have you ever swallowed a fly?

once, during a bike ride.

Do you play these games merely to get your post count up (Shame on You!! shame!)

Yep! :D

Do you think I should set this forum to "Posts in this forum do not advance a user's post count"? (I would lose about 2000!)

lol, no, so would i :D

Do you think Allforums has not enough members (As opposed to too many or just enough)

No, we're good now.

Have you recruited anyone to Allforums?

Nope, but i was recruited :)

Do you like the sound of rain?

Yes.

Do you like thunderstorms?

Indeed

Do you like snow?

Too cold.

Have you eaten yellow snow?

Lemon flavored snow cone, yes, urine flavored snow ball, no

Do you read the daily comics?

When I get to the paper.

Is there a bustle in your hedgerow?

(Referring to Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin?, plus i can see in your signature you are listening to it, what a classic)

You bet!

Has it been a long time since you rocked and rolled, been a long time since you did the stroll ;)

Argh! More Led? Yes.

Do you like the warm smell of colitas?

Never smelled one, but i a guessing it would be a yes

Are you a morning person?

Not particularly.

Are you as big a dick on your show as you are on any show? (Jon Stewart is awesome...)

Yes

"I'm not gonna be your monkey" was a fantastic line

Are you right handed?

Yep.

Are you strange?

Im unique...wouldnt say strange.

Are you somebody's monkey?

Yes. Yes I am.

Do you hate Tucker Carlson (or, as I call him, the douche with the bowtie)?

*nods in agreement*

Do you play an instrument?

No.

Do you like baseball?

B is for boring
A is for aggravating
S is for sucks
E is for every other sport is better
B is for even more boredom
A is for annoying
L is for (it is to) laugh
L is for (way too) long


Do you play a sport?

Yup - tennis....and Baseball is the greatest sport ever! (minus tennis)

Are you a procastinator?

PROCRASTINATE NOW, DON'T PUT IT OFF- Ellen DeGeneres

Well, i suppose i am....a huge one

Are you a morning person?

yes....once I am awake. I love heading down to starbucks and picking up a drink and strolling around.

Are you an animal lover?

Yes, for the most part

Do you go to the movies 3 or more times a month?

No.

Have you survived a hurricane?

Yep, down in Florida years ago

Have you ever been in a tornado?

No.

Are you a cunning linguist?

;) Yep

Are you a master debater?

That I am!

Do you have an encyclopedic knowledge of the Simpsons?

Of course, you and I both do. We were able to quote about 10 Duff man quotes from off the top of our heads!

Do you like to travel?

Yes.

Do/did you like school?

NO! Vile! Evil! Liev! Ivel!

Inspector gadget or inspector john kimbell

Vile? Why did we bring him into this?

Yes.

Do you have a higher-level degree?

Whoops, i put an or question, just pretend it said 'over'

No(t yet)

Do you like mexican food?

Love it!

Are you an animal person?

I like dogs....and the zoo! :D

Do you have big feet?

Size 12.5 shoe.....is that big enough?

What's your hidden talent?

my incredible dancing abilities and cheery goodness
http://www.madogre.com/images/youreawesome.gif

Has your house ever been flooded?

Originally posted by silverbulletkc
Size 12.5 shoe.....is that big enough?

Size 14 right here. :D

Originally posted by silverbulletkc
What's your hidden talent?

I dont believe that is a yes or no question.

I had a basement that was flooded once...thats about it.

Are you currently being affected my Katrina?

....no?

Is WWF wrestling considered a real sport?

Originally posted by Evakian
....no?

Is WWF wrestling considered a real sport?

You're not being affected??? Where do you live?


Well...I dont believe the world wildlife foundation is considered a sport...but if you are referring to the World Wrestling Entertainment, than yes. It's not in the sense where they compete for a winner...but its more like dancing in the form that its athletic choreography.


Do you think tats are sexy?

(affected my kamilla, wtf??? first off: its by, secondly, you mean katrina, so yes i am)

Nope.

Do you know all eight reindeer names?

It says Katrina....:D:p

Anyway....

I dont think I know them all.

Did you believe in Santa when you were younger?

(cheaters never prosper jere, cheaters never prosper ;))

Jolly ol' fat guy with a snowy white beard and eight reindeer giving out free stuff. What's not to like? of course i believed, til the jewish boy in the class ruined it for us.



Do you know all five members of the jackson five?

I got 4....Michael, Tido, Randy, Jermaine, and ehhhhhhhhhhhhh..... I guess thats a no.

Do you like big butts no other brother can deny when a girl walks in with a little bitty waste and a round thing in your face, you get sprung?

You bet

Are you too sexy for your shirt? too sexy for your shirt? so sexy it hurts? (keeping in the theme of disturbing songs)

I am indeed.

Did you put the bop in bop she bop she bop or perhaps the ram in ramma lamma ding dong?

No!

Have you ever worked at a convienience store? (haha)

Thank God, no!

Have you ever worked at a Fast Food Restaurant?

Thank God, no!

Have you ever worked as a school bus driver?

Thank The Flying Spaghetti Monster No!

Have you ever been fired from a job?

Well yes and no. I quit before they got the chance to actually say, "Jere you're fired."

Do you think The Rock is a good actor?

No

Do you think actors deserve those massive paychecks?

No.

Can you act?

not unless I'm getting that major paycheck that the Rock and other actors deserve:D

Do you personally know a homosexual?

yes - on of my girlfriends has a female partner...


Would you humiliate yourself in public for a $1000.00

I'd do it free of charge pending on what it is :thumbs:

Would you use money in place of toilet paper if you were "Walton family" rich?

Walton?!?!? They were dirt poor and lived in the mountains. :D
...so um, no.

Do you have a serious allergic reaction to a everyday item?

(Sam Walton- creator of Wal Mart and Sam's Club, when he died his wealth was split amongst his wife and 4 kids, each member of the family has 18 billion individually from his will)

Nope, no reaction

Do you hate wal mart?

Originally posted by Evakian
(Sam Walton- creator of Wal Mart and Sam's Club, when he died his wealth was split amongst his wife and 4 kids, each member of the family has 18 billion individually from his will)

Duh. :@@:



Originally posted by Evakian
Do you hate wal mart?

No, its fine by me.

Do you do the majority of your shopping there?

Yes, but only because it's closer to where I live.

Will the Cleveland Browns ever make it back to the Super Bowl?

I hope they do so people stop asking me that question

Will there be a war between NK and the US in the next 10 years?

Yes (when they get to draft well and what not....it always rotates back around eventually...so in like 20 years haha)

Do you actually like the browns? bleck!....lol

I...don't like...football...at all. (Don't kill me you fanatics)

Do you use the computer over 3 hours a day?

I'm on this site more than 3 hours a day.

Is Allforums your homepage?

No....but hell, it should be!

Do you prefer waffles over pancakes?

WAFFLES!

Syrup or butter on your hotcakes/flapjacks/pancakes?