OH YEA!!!
after looking over the thread Jerejere is the culprit who got us off track

LMAO! I think its the first time it was my fault. (could be mistaken)

Should I be killed for messing us up?

no <smack> I'll smack ya instead

would you rather be killed

remember now... YES or NO only :p

Are you a smoker? Yes or No

no.

vanilla or chocolate?

lol jk

Do you like milk shakes?

yes

Do you prefer german to italian (food)? discounting pizza, that is more american than italian (chicago and new york are the prevalent styles in the world, and they were made here as variations of sicilian)

I dont know if I've ever had German...so no, I dont think so.

Have you had Greek food?

Yes

(German food is like sausage, schnitzel, noodles, beer, etc)

Do you like lamb?

Absolutely. I love rack of lamb.

Do you find Stephen Urkel annoying?

Did i do that?

Yes, but the first few episodes when we met him made him an endearing character

Do you think Jere wears panties?

Um, no I dont think so. *Pulls shirt down really far*

Do you wear make up?

Um, no I dont think so. *Pulls shirt down really far*

Do you wear make up?

is there a need? my natural good looks are enough....
just kidding hehe :D

Nope no makeup, im male.

Do you read a book on a weekly basis (at least one per week)

Nope. I dont read that fast.

There is such a thing as online love?

Not really. Perhaps friendships can form based off of likes/dislikes views and tastes, but love is done in person, brutally and honestly shown by interaction with the person.

Is the james bond series dead?

absoluetly not. however, its been sick sense Connery left.

Will Weathermen ever be consistently correct?

Sure, they have been in my experience

Have you ever run through a baseball field nude during the game?

eh, no.

Have you ever run through a bseball field in uniform during a game?

you haven't???? i guess i am the only normal one here.....:D

Cant say ive done it in uniform either

Do you have overactive bladder? Hah

Not without overactive drinking.

Are the Osbournes bad parents?

Indeed.

College graduate?

not yet. a year from being a high school one though.

Is your mouse wireless?

depends on which one of my comps im using.

Jerejerebinks and Evakian have hijacked the thread and are the only reason for their continuation? (yes or no)

pretty much, although its not our fault no one is will post.

Have you ever taken an online course?

True Jere, true. Those cowards..:D hehe

Nope


Have you ever pranked someone/been pranked by someone

Seems I am invading the cycle between you. Yes I have been pranked, but I have done my fair share of pranking too.


Ok sections of public beaches are allowed for nudists in Holland, as long as they behave. Well, the Dutch Nudist Federation is working to get laws passed to section off parts where they can misbehave... Would you go to such a beach?

Yes, to bring shame upon those misbehaving through various methods

so.... will you be posting a question?

whoops.

Would you ever drink puke if you got 100 bucks :D

it would take more than a grand.

Would you pose nude for a hundred bucks?

Heck i'd do it free! :D

Nah, i wouldn't sink so low, plus i am sheepish even about taking my socks off around other people.

You and your dog you've been with for a long time and is your "best friend" (say this dog is about 15 human years) were stranded on a island with no civilization, would you eat the dog to survive?

Absolutely not. I have had my dog for about 10 months now, and I am so attached, I couldnt even spank it much less eat it.

Would you hate your kid if he/she were gay?

I have read up on this subject some, and technically speaking children cannot be gay unless they have grown into adulthood and maintain the homosexual tendencies. They either are curious, going through a stage, or it is caused by something beyond their control (aka brain, hormone functions). And because of that i would not hate my child for being gay, it's my child for cripes sake.

Would you dance the macarena naked on top of a vending machine in a mall cafeteria for 40 bucks?

Why yeah. Gives me an excuse to show off the blessing. haha.

Would you get angry if your food took 10 minutes to be prepared at a fast food joint?

Yes, unless i am the first customer of the day and they haven't had everything set up and fully prepared for the "fast" part to come into play. It should not be more than 5-6

Say there is a forest on the edges of a forest, would you run out onto the course and steal the balls that are being used by the golfers and make a run for the woods, then reselling the balls to the local golf club later on?

Um, no.

Do you think tatoos are cool?

cool? not really, but i do have one... i just got it a little while ago..

If you had REALLY rich parents, and they were mean to you all the time, and all of their money was willed to go to you.... if they were standing on the edge of a 500 ft. cliff.... would you push them off?

No matter how they treat me, to me they are still my parents whom i must honor and respect, i would not throw them off the cliff even if i hated them.

Would you ever slather yourself in mushed up lima beans and chase after the mailman screaming "Whoop! Whoop! COME TO DADDY!!!"

no. why on earthw would I do that?

If you were only allowed to say one word.....for the rest of your life....and that one word could only be yes or no. Which would you choose?

Why on earth wouldn't you slather yourself in mushed up lima beans and chase after the mailman screaming "Whoop! Whoop! COME TO DADDY!!! " ????

whoa thats tough to choose...but i will go with yes

well... i will assume that Evakian's answer meant YES he would chase a mailman in a lather of lima beans screaming "WHOOP WHOOP COME TO DADDY!!!" ... AND its the only word he'd say for the rest of his life.........


so new question....


Would you give william Shatner a blowjob for 100,000 dollars?

no

Would you swim in your own your own urine for £1000000/$1000000???????

That sounds like a lot, so yeah, probably.

Do you believe that love has to go two ways?

well... i will assume that Evakian's answer meant YES he would chase a mailman in a lather of lima beans screaming "WHOOP WHOOP COME TO DADDY!!!" ... AND its the only word he'd say for the rest of his life......... - Decka

That would be fun to only be able to scream that.

And to answer Jere's question i would say Yes, it has to

Would you kill yourself to save someone, even if you do not know them (they could be a murderer slashing people on the streets or an innocent girl in kindergarten, but you would not be allowed to know).

No.

Would you give birth to a baby elephant if it meant you could have a kid of your own?

I have no place for the baby elephant to grow or come out, so nope can't do that.

If you were in a band, would you like to be the drummer as apposed to the singer ("frontman")

I think drummers are cool....but singers are the star, so no.

Would you walk out of a theatre if you didnt like the movie?

Nope, i feel obligated to finish any movie i start regardless of its quality.

Do you ever sneak into movies? (shame on you!)

I used to, when I wasn't old enough to watch a certain film. Once, I walked in Freddy vs. Jason while the prior showing was still in progress.

Do you like abs?

not sure what that stands for, unless you mean abdominal muscles. In either case, no

Have you ever gotten 2 tickets in one week (driving)

no, never got 2 ever. in fact, never got one ever.

Have you ever ran with scissors?

Yes, up the stairs with a watermelon in my hand while there was an explosion rushing towards me caused by an alien invasion. I fell and gouged out one eye. NEVER RUN WITH SCISSORS!
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Do you enjoy watching golf? (Freaks :D )

no. I love doing it, hate watching it.

Have you ever broken a bone?

Nope

Have you ever gone skydiving?

nope. would very much like to.

Have you ever spoken in front of a large group of people?

Yes.

Have you ever fainted?

I think so. I've passed out before.

Do you have any physical disabilities (and or sicknesses)??

Yes

Have you ever been the cause of an automobile accident?

(What disabilities/sicknesses Evakian?)

No...but I've been in a couple.

Have you ever seen a dead body (other than a funeral?)

Nope can't say i have seen ol' corpses laying around.

Have you ever broken someone's bones or caused them some other kind of serious injury?

I dont think I have ever broken someones bone...I dislocated a jaw once.

Have you ever been in a serious fight?

Yes

Have you ever said God's name in vain in a church?

of course not.

Have you ever failed a class?

Nope... can't say I never got an F but overall I did pretty good in school.

Have you ever been drank so much that in the morning you were afraid you had alcohol poisoning?

nope.

Have you ever drank so little you said, hmmm I think I'll drink some more?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
nope.

Have you ever drank so little you said, hmmm I think I'll drink some more?

NO but I have drank SO MUCH that I have said...hmmm, I think I shall have more and then lived to regret it as I lay on the bathroom floor waiting for the next round to begin.... Oh to be young and stupid...

Have you ever stood under a tree during a lightening storm?

running around in the trees, not stationary

Which is a better term: yes or no?

yes. usually makes you happier when yuo hear it (obviously there are some big exceptions)

Have you ever cursed at a teacher?

(asking your girlfriend who has been unfaithful with you with another female) *Are you gay?*
"Yes"

That isn't going to make me feel happier :( hehe

Yes, yes i have done that to a teacher.

Have you ever engaged in illegal activities outside your country of citizenship?

I've only been outside the country twice. When ICDC was in Canada, and when I played the ITF in Egypt. Both times, I cheated to win some points (not exactly illegal though)

Have you ever ate a sunflower?

Nope, i like the seeds though

Have you ever yelled out your window at a cop?

Yes. Don't have much use for kops, although I recognize the necessity of their existence.

Have you ever been detained by the kops for any reason?

No...but I have been pulled over one time for being at a greenlight too long. Didnt get a ticket or anything.

Have you ever worn any type of clothes that wasnt designed for your gender?

NO!

Have you ever gone fishing during a storm :p

I've gone during heavy rain...not during lightning and stuff.

have you ever went to a bar or resteraunt just to watch something on the tv? (sporting events, etc)

Yes, that way you can have tons of friends with you plus no cooking. Buffalo Wild Wings :)

did you ever buy those worthless gameboy upgraded versions (Gameboy Pocket, Gameboy "Color", etc)

PS- nintendo sux

No. I had one gameboy when I was about 8 or 9...just the traditional white one. I hated it. Hurt my eyes.

Have you ever rode one of those mechanical wheel chair things at the mall?

Yep, crashed it a few times.

Have you ever been in an eating contest?

Have I! I am the Kentucky Hooters Hotwing eating record holder, with 150 in one sitting.

Have you ever ate 150 hotwings in one sitting? (I'm guessing no!)

Nope, i've had my share of ribs and bratwurst contests though

Have you ever flipped the bird at someone while on the road?

No...but I've shaken my fist at some people.

have you ever been involved in a major automobile accident?

no

have you ever ridden an elephant?

Yes...it was wonderful

oh, oops you mean a real elephant...:D sorry I couldn't resist.

Have you ever wished someone dead? This post doesn't count as a yes to me...:cool:

oh, oops you mean a real elephant... sorry I couldn't resist

Not. Cool. I am going to have persistant nightmares of that for a good while now.

Have you ever wished someone dead? This post doesn't count as a yes to me...

Kim Jong Il, Than Shwe,Robert Mugabe, Omar Al-bashir Osama Bin Laden, <- his right hand man (the name escapes me at the moment), over time various members of my family, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, myself, Fifty Cent(s), Michael Moore, the former head of Sony game division, Hu Jintao, the entire band of Emo, my computer (several times), and pretty much all pedophiles, and did i mention adam sandler?

The answer: Yes

Have you ever acted upon that feeling? (wanting to attack someone)

No......not that I have ever had that feeling.

Did you just say you wanted to kill Adam Sandler?

Yes, 4 times, but i edited two out in the production stage ;)

...Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, myself, Fifty Cent(s), Michael Moore, the former head of Sony game division, Hu Jintao...

You forgot to continue the game

Do you eat midnight snacks?

No...I did continue it...that was a yes or no question.

Yes....I do occasionally.

Has a meth lab been found in your hometown lab?

Meth Lab: No

HAve you ever lived outside the US (if so, where)

nope.

Have you flew in an airplane?

many times

Have you ever taken the train (since the airline was out of the question)?

I've taken a train when it was part of a planned schedule.

Have you ever flew in a private plane?

Never, perhaps some day i shall be on my own :)

Do you like boxing or wrestling (greco-roman style)?

Evak,

You may notice I edited your post, to make the or question a yes or no question.

Just thought I'd tell you.


Anyway..... no, I only like WWE type wrestling.

Can you pitch horseshoes?

Yes, I'll challenge anyone.

What is the best way to get rid of a cold?

Club yourself with a spiked mace

Do you <3 NY?

Geeze people....Yes or no questions....and serious answers.

ummmmm.......i asked a yes or no question...

As for a serious answer, its true that clubbing yourself with a spiked mace will solve your Rhino Virus problems, but i suppose some good ol' medicine, a cup of soup, and a nap could also work

Continue this game yes or no? I say yes! lol.

Have you ever reached a goal you thought was impossible?

Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Dorothea Brande

Think positive jere, thats where the impossibilities start becoming possibilities, just my take on it. Anyway...

Ever pulled a true honest to goodness all nighter playing a video game?

Yeah...but only when I rented a sports one, and I wanted to finish a season.

Have you ever been to a drive-in?