No, I like living to much.

Have you ever, or would you ever eat an insect?

Yes. Chocolate covered ants & fried grasshoppers were the first, and that was back in the '60's!

Would you participate in a weekend rattle snake hunt & roundup?

No

they have the right to their own space just like everything else.

Would you like to spend an hour with the Dali Lama?

Yes, I think it would be fascinating.

Can you perform maintainence on your own computer?

::knocks on wood:: Thus far, yes.

Can you bake a cake & frost it, without using a mix of any sort?

Yes I can, but I seldom do. It is really a lot more work that way.

Do you think you are paid as much as you are worth at work?

Who does?

The water heater in your home has begun leaking and needs to be replaced. Can you do it?

Originally posted by es347fan
The water heater in your home has begun leaking and needs to be replaced. Can you do it?
Of course - pick up your phone and call a plumber. :)

Actually, I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it, even though I can sweat pipes and to a lesser degree, weld. The problem would be renting the equipment, and I'd have to do just that because I'd replace my 40 ga. unit with a 60 or an 80. That requires using a different vent (gas unit), rerouting the copper lines, and patience. Btw, have you checked these (http://www.controlledenergy.com/html/aquastar/250sx.html#) out??? They're awesome...(probably what I'd go with)

Do you like foreign cars? If so, then what kind?

Yes, I like foreign autos. I've owned several, including 3 VW's - 2 vans, 1 old beetle, 2 BMW's -735i & 528i, a Jag, and a few others. Even had a Mazda rotary wagon.

Are you a hunter of wild game?

Indirectly. Hit a pigeon while driving. Didn't much feel like eating it, though.

Have you ever eaten expired food just to see if they really mean the warning on the packet?

No..I have accidently dranken spolied milk at school a couple of times. Not a good thing.

Did you recieve income taxes this past year?

No, only the government recieves taxes and I am not the government. I did however get a refund of part of what the government recieved from me.

Have you ever failed a course in school?

No. I failed a test once in AP Chemistry.

Have you ever skinnydipped?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
No..I have accidently dranken spolied milk at school a couple of times.
Originally posted by jerejerebinks
No. I failed a test once in AP Chemistry.
Are you sure you never failed a test in remedial English?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
No..I have accidently dranken spolied milk at school a couple of times.
"Dranken"? :slap:

"No..I have accidently dranken spolied milk at school a couple of times."

dranken: (KY colloquial) used primarily by those living in the most remote areas of Kentucky, specifically those where sunshine is brought in by truck, and the only commerce is the shine shipped out. This particular form is the accepted past tense form of "draink"

Despite the best efforts of the Department of Education at the state level, combined with the finest group of speech therapists ever assembled, rehabilitation of those residents has proven to be difficult - by a factor of 10. It seems those residents are the most untrainable ever encountered. Extensive use of the Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale revealed a 20% lower average throughout the tested population than a similar test group from other areas of the same state.

I myself have dranken a few times until drunk'en and then skinny dipped and almosted drowned....



hehe....

Oh...to answer the question.... NO...

Have you ever been in danger of having blood alcohol poisoning?


Goood lord I had to edit that...bad, bad, bad, very, very bad... (sob)

Probably. I've got at least one intoxication event in my past worthy of song.

On a very rare occasion, (in this case, jury duty), you're using public transportation to ride to the city center and the county/state/federal courthouse. While on the bus, you can't help but notice a fellow traveller with some type of multi-legged tiny creature moving about their neck and ear without their taking any apparent notice. Do you tell them? Do you tell anyone?

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

NO
But I sure as hell would change seats fast, or maybe walk the remaining journey regardless of length!!!

If you could go back in time and live one day all over again knowing it would not change anything in the present, would you do it?

Yes. I can think of several days in my life that I would enjoy living over. If i could pick only one, it would have to be May 6, 1970. It was an incredible day and night. I was doing first aid at the riots in the wake of the invasion of Cambodia at the University of Wisconsin. The world was coming apart, or so it seemed at the time. I also lost my virginity that day. All in all it was a pretty intense day.

Have you ever deliberately provoked a fight with a friend, only to regret it later?

No, but... I've played the game of starting a fight between 2 others & then sit back to listen & watch the show.

Have you ever complained loudly enough about a meal just to get out of paying for it?

Never - only scumbags do that.

Have you ever been assaulted by a woman?

No, but I"ve seen it happen.

Can you do the tango?

No, but I've seen it happen.

Did you wish your mother a happy Mother's Day?

Unfortunately, I can't - she's dead.

Have you ever lied to you wife?

No, cause I don't have a wife, and I've never lied to my partner either.

Do you drink wine with your dinner?

No, it would be nice to but I don't have that kind of money.

Do you read the newspaper daily?

I used to enjoy a daily newspaper, be it the Austin American Statesman or the Stars & Stripes. During the past several years of living with a high speed Internet, I now rely on this infernal machine to provide me with nearly all the news I read, combined with the available 24/7 news channels on the tube. As such, I rarely purchase a newspaper.

Can you drive a vehicle with a manual transmission?

Yep, Learned to drive in a Chevy pick up with a 3 speed on the column. The clutch was so hard to press, I would have to come up out of my seat....of course I was a touch lighter then....LOL

Have you ever been to a drive in movie?

Drive-in's used to be great. Saw Night of the Living Dead )b&w, new movie) in a drive-in that was next to a huge old cemetary. On top of that, the 6 of us in the car (3 men, 3 women) were drinking, smoking & eating chocolate mescaline. What a completely fun & un-memorable experience. Well, they've changed, and the last 2 I visited - 1 in San Antonio, TX about 8 years ago, another in Lockport, NY about 5 years ago were pretty sorry. No longer do you hang a speaker in your car, now you run your FM radio and rely upon your own sound system. Not the greatest hassle - unless you've a weak battery, or park within 800 yards of cretins playing with their sound systems. On top of that, the local keystone kops never stopped patrolling the lanes, and the prices for everything had quadrupled. Damn shame, too.

Do you play any musical instruments?

Played clarinet in Jr. high, played acoustic guitar in Sr. high and the occasional drum (usually my daughter's set). Basically what I play-loudly-is Papa Roach and Cold on the stereo and beat on the kitchen cabinets in time to the bass. Ok, call me weird if you want.

Does anyone like white water rafting?

No

I thought it looked suicidal. Maybe in my old age I am becoming suicidal because we have been talking about doing white-water-rafting for the first time this summer. And if I don't fall overboard, I may really like it.:D

How about hang-gliding (hope I wrote that correctly)? Ever done it?

I've never done that. I still want to, but I don't know anyone who does it, and I just haven't gotten to it.

Have you ever written a check, knowing you didn't have the money to cover it?

Years ago when checks would 'float' for a few days, or longer, there were times that I was counting on the payday deposit being posted before the check was withdrawn. It is no longer a certainty, as banking laws have recently changed, allowing banks to transfer funds without having the actual document in hand. If the document is verified electronically, that's now enough for your bank to pay out.

Do you believe that intelligent life exists other than here on Earth?

I think it does. The universe is big enough that the odds would seem to favor the development of intelligent life in more than one place. If they have discovered us, I think they are trying to figure out if we represent intelligent life by their definition.

Have you ever had too much fun?

No can't say I have. Fun is fun unless one starts to examine different variables such as adding excess to the fun, then the fun is gone though so... nope.

Have you ever met someone and taken an instant dislike to them, only to learn later, that you truly like them better than the average person in your life?

Yeppers. But now I think everyone deserves a chance to make their own impressions, and that requires giving them a chance to.

Have you ever accidentally walking into the wrong bathroom at a store like ummm lets say Wal-Mart?

Yes. And my grandma WAS NOT happy.

Do/did you have a part time job while in school?

Yes I did. I worked at BurgerKing in the winter and the amusement park in the summer, which leads me up to my next ?

Have you ever gotten sick on a ride? (like vomit all over the ride)

PS you should feel sorry for me in that case, I am the one who gets to be called to clean up such biohazardous spills

Well yes and no. I am more prone to getting sick on those carnival type rides that just spin you in circles over and over. Roller coasters and the like dont make me sick. I love them.

Do/Can you drive a stick?

Well maybe.... If you trust me to leave the tranny 2 blocks back....

Did you ever go to movie you didn't want to see with a sig other but sat through 2 horrible hours just so they could see it?

No.

Have you ever screamed Fire! in a crowded theater? (if you have not, you should sometime in the near future)

No-can't say that I have.

Do you watch Six Feet Under?

I haven't. Is it any good???


If your only choice for net is crappy dialup, would you go without instead?

I heard 6 feet under is great. Too bad I don't have HBO. I'll just rent the DVD's...

No. I HAVE dial up, thanks.

Would you be a prostitute if it involved getting 600 bucks each night?

Nope. My life is more valuable, and STDs are getting worse and worse...

Are you annoyed that I came back to ALLFORUMS?

Nope. Didn't know you were gone.


By the way...6 feet under is REALLY great. The controvesy surrounding it right now is the main character apparently suffered a stroke or something and he started saying "Narm, Narm, Narm" which was "Numb Arm"......and then it just left us hanging.

Would you sleep with Anna Nicole Smith?

Yes. DUDE jere the series finale is in like 4 weeks DON'T ruin it for us. I want to watch it on DVD.

Would you sing alongside your favorite artist if you had to eat crickets for 5 days straight?

Sorry-I wont.

And no-um I dont think I'd even sing next to them.

Would you attend a rap concert in Detroit?

I hate rap...and Detriot...so no

Would you film your own sex tape?

Absolutely. I love optional forms of black mail.

Willie Nelson or Will Smith?

Wille Nelson....
JERE you moron this is the yes or no game not the OR game

Would you ever date someone with an extreme and I mean EXTREME case of Syphilis?

hey man, dont talk about me :P

Yes, yes i would, relationships dont have to be sexual (and SHOULD NOT)

Would you suck off a horse if you had a gun to your head and were being told to do it? (YES, this is bizzarre. i enjoy asking people the strangest questions possible)

I am not answering that.

Then why post? I wonder about those who post non-answers.

My answer to the horse question: let's see if you really have the cojones to pull that trigger before I manage to shove the barrel of that weapon up your unwilling butt.

Late fall, about 6 weeks before the major holidays of late December. You're in a relationship that's beginning to cool, but hasn't collapsed into true breakup yet. Your significant other (dating only, no legal bonds) has indicated a fairly pricy buable is what would make the hit of the season, yet you're a touch reluctant to drop that kind of $$. At roughly the same time, a new bauble is introduced - really catching your eye - at roughly the same level of $$ as the other choice. You have the $$ for one or the other, and not providing the significant other with their bauble while at the same time getting yours will certainly end the relationship. Your choice?

If my significant other would be so shallow that getting or lack of getting gifts would determine the relationship, I would not stand for that materialism and end it. Thus ending this dilemma.
But if i really wanted to keep it going or revive it, i would find a way to get more money (overtime at work, selling goods via ebay or pawn shop, etc) and then buy compatible gifts for the both of us that would coerce us into spending more time together. This may seem shallow seeing as how i still get a present and im not sacrificing anything for the relationship, but i see it as a healthy alternative if it means more time together as a result of the matching, compatible gifts.

You are an explorer in a temple, the temple hallways fork and you must pick one as the doors will shut behind you after you go one way or the other. On the left is the fountain of youth, drink from it and live forever as a youthful bodied person but are forced to live in the massive temple, which has every convience and thing to satisfy your desires (it is paradise), but you must be alone. On the right is the fountain of age, drink from it and age rapidly(twice the speed) but you recieve freedom to leave the temple and reenter the world to see others.
Which do you choose?

I'd think that was a pretty sucky temple. But thered me no point in being youthful if you couldnt use it on an unexpecting girl out there in the world.

Do you find the XGames boring?

Boring doesn't quite describe it, but it'll have to do.

Dallas or Dynasty?

i just realized these questions are becoming OR game questions, not Yes or No questions.

So lets start again.

Would you drink puke for 200 bucks?

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

NO


Would you chase down the person who was in front of you at the bank machine to give them back their card?

Yes. I know if they lost that, it would be a haslse for them to replce it.


Do you own a fish aquarium?

No...but I am a fan and plan on having a huge one when I am older.

Did you/Do you/Do you plan on living in a dorm room duing college?

Yes and no.Maybe the first couple semesters til i make friends.
Then take the friends and get an apartment.

America's pastime is football as opposed to baseball?

No. Baseball isnt as popular but its still the pastime!

Do you find Clowns funny?

No. I hate slap-stick crap.

If someone asked you to keep their secret (they shop-lifted clothing) would you do it?

"Two may keep a secret if one of them is dead" - Benjamin Franklin.

Nope, they commited a crime and i am going to turn them in for their moral depravity.

You have a girl/boyfriend that you are deeply engaged in a relationship with. You decide to talk with them about marriage the next day, but before you head out the door that morning, the richest, hottest, most famous movie star(you decide who) is at your doorstep and offers to run anyway with him/her. In doing this you would get a beautiful mate, lots of money, and even some fame, but you leave your past lover in the dust. Which do you do?

Stay with my relationship.

(thats another or question, this is the yes or no game)

Everything is bigger in Texas: Yes or no?

No

Money comes before loyalty

Jere: Question would be Stay with the relationship, yes or no?. Does that clarify for you? ^^

Nope, Loyalty before money. Money is worthless to me next to human life and relations.

Books better than movies: yes or no?

Well....typically if its a movie based off the book, the book will be better.

Do you read the newspaper every day?

yes, every day.

Do you smoke?

Nope.

Do you play golf?

No

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Probably a thousand times, but never with anyone else in my pool.


Would you marry a poor person?

yes

Have you ever looked up naughty pics online?

Almost daily.


Are you physically attracted to black men?

Nope

Do you like sushi?

Love it. Eat it probably once a week. (more if I can afford it)


Do you own any guns?

Nope, and never will.

Do you ever have an urge to kill someone?

I cant say that it's happened yet.

Do you wear turtlenecks?

HELL no, I don't wear those nasty things.

Do you pick your nose regularly?

Originally posted by Overdose
HELL no, I don't wear those nasty things.

Do you pick your nose regularly?

no my parents teased me too much that my nostrils would get HUGE from doing that... we had a French teacher in highschool who would pick his nose and flick the boogies around... that was the grossest...

would you wear a toe ring?

ofcourse "NO"

do u like smilies?

They're ok, I dont like them over used in sig's though. lol jk.

Do you watch the Carson Daily show/find it funny?

not really

do u like THE simpsons?

YES (love it!!!)

Do you like 80s music?

yup,

do u like backstreet boys?

no

Do you prefer dramas to comedies?

Just depends...but I'd say overall, no. I'd rather see a really good comedy than a really good drame. (put it that way)

Do you think belly-rings are sexy?

Nope, i find no piercings, not even ears, attractive in the least

Do you have a cat?

No.

Do you have a dog? (I do!)

No

Do u like FERRARRI? ( I LOVE IT!!!)

Absolutely!

Do you eat bread sticks with marinara?

Yes

Do you like sushi?

Absolutely Not. It's disgusting.

Do you think Speilberg still has it?

yea sushi isn't my cup of tea either

Spielberg had it? I am only a fan of Jaws, Jurassic Park, Raiders/Ark and Schindler's list. I dislike his other pieces.
No spielberg does not still have 'it'

Do you see the glass as half empty?

Typically no. Unless I watched someone drink half of it--then I would declare it half empty.

Softball: slowpitch or fastpitch?

does it make a difference? still boring...
Ill go with fastpitch

Donuts or Bagels?

donut of course but I usually order a bagel with light cream cheese and eat half :(


roast: beef or pork?

um... aren't we on the wrong thread for this...


yes or no?