GW_Rules
04-05-2005, 04:59 AM
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Thursday Night March 31
Leno
# You know what I watched last night – I hadn't seen it in about 20 years – "Mad Max, the Road Warrior," the Mel Gibson movie ... what was that, about 1980? It takes place when gas is so precious, people are killing each other for a couple of gallons. And it was set some time in the future – I think it was the summer of 2005.
# Did you hear about this? A woman in Kettering, Ohio, gave birth to a baby at a gas station. So apparently now, when you fill your tank, they take your first-born.
# President Bush's approval rating has slipped to 45 percent, his lowest ever. In fact it is so low, today he was named an honorary Democrat.
# You know who's birthday it is today? Al Gore, 57 years old. They had a birthday party for him. He blew out the candles and everyone yelled, "NO speech! NO speech!" (laughter) You know, you realize, Al Gore's been retired from government now for five years ... five years. Well, 13 years if count his years as vice president.
# Hundreds of private citizens begin patrolling the Mexican border beginning this weekend, to try to stem the tide of illegal immigration in this country. Unfortunately, the pay is so low the only people signing up are illegal immigrants.
# Lisa Marie Presley will kick off her spring tour April 26, in support of her new album. Her album is called, "Now What?" which is the same t
Thursday Night March 31
Leno
# You know what I watched last night – I hadn't seen it in about 20 years – "Mad Max, the Road Warrior," the Mel Gibson movie ... what was that, about 1980? It takes place when gas is so precious, people are killing each other for a couple of gallons. And it was set some time in the future – I think it was the summer of 2005.
# Did you hear about this? A woman in Kettering, Ohio, gave birth to a baby at a gas station. So apparently now, when you fill your tank, they take your first-born.
# President Bush's approval rating has slipped to 45 percent, his lowest ever. In fact it is so low, today he was named an honorary Democrat.
# You know who's birthday it is today? Al Gore, 57 years old. They had a birthday party for him. He blew out the candles and everyone yelled, "NO speech! NO speech!" (laughter) You know, you realize, Al Gore's been retired from government now for five years ... five years. Well, 13 years if count his years as vice president.
# Hundreds of private citizens begin patrolling the Mexican border beginning this weekend, to try to stem the tide of illegal immigration in this country. Unfortunately, the pay is so low the only people signing up are illegal immigrants.
# Lisa Marie Presley will kick off her spring tour April 26, in support of her new album. Her album is called, "Now What?" which is the same t