While sitting in a waiting room thumbing through magazines, I came across this item. Wow ... an alcohol nebulizer!

AWOL (http://www.awolmachine.com/page-2.htm)

How to ge drunk without the pleasure of actually tasting alcohol ?
It reminds me of Hunter G. Thompson who were supposed to inject gin directly in his stomach with a large syringe.

I think it would take a very long time to get a buzz, let alone drunk using one of those devices.