ASK :D

7 people voted for you. Who do you think they are?

I lost by one vote......do you like fruit?

Originally posted by cheerios
7 people voted for you. Who do you think they are?

hmmmmmmm...... good question...... because i have NO idea....

so here is seven wild guesses..... how about i get a point for each one i get right... and at the end i get to trade in my points for.... free bowling passes???:D

1. Whammy
2. Borg
3. Vilepagan
4. Innocent
5. Revenge
6. Lokideviluk
7. saycricket

woooo free bowling passes here i come

Originally posted by Silverbulletkc
[B]do you like fruit?

Well, it really depends on my mood. Apples i down at least 1 a day, grapes sometimes, i dont really go for those exotic fruits.... cantelope, kiwi, honydew, etc.... Watermelon is REALLY good.. but its so messy and a pain to eat, i normally save that for 4th of July Bar-B-Q's or graduation parties.....

Who would win a grudge match in a neutral setting: a bear or a shark?

You get three points Decka...of course you would have gotten four points if you had mentioned that you voted for yourself.:D

I'll ask three questions that I asked Whammy...

If you were stranded on an island with two members of allforums, who would they be and why?

And...

What are you wearing? :D

Originally posted by sputnik
Who would win a grudge match in a neutral setting: a bear or a shark?

Well.... it depends on your definition of a neutral setting: Let's look at this in depth.

Obviously a neutral setting would have to include SOME land and SOME water. So there's two possiblities that come into mind. There's a small island of land surrounded by water, and then there's water that is shallow enough for the bear to stand up in.

In the land surrounded by water, id have to say the only one that could possibly win is the shark, because if the bear falls in the water, he's fish food. But, i wouldnt count on that so i would fully expect the less exciting finish, which is the bear sleeping on the island while the shark swims around in circles....

Now, to the other scenario, the more exciting one. You have a shark and a bear in a giant tank. If the water is less than waste deep, id have to say the bear would be able pounce on the shark, who wouldn't be nearly as effective. But, if the water is deeper, the bear wouldn't be able to move as fast, and the shark could start at the legs, chomp off his knees, then bit into his thigh, and then his torso, and by then there's blood everywhere and the bear isn't moving any more and..... well you get the idea.....
Originally posted by Vilepagan

You get three points Decka...of course you would have gotten four points if you had mentioned that you voted for yourself.


OUCH... i honestly forgot i did that.... i mean who votes for themself? boy am i ashamed.. but im afraid to ask for a punishment from Pagan to spank me.....

Originally posted by Vilepagan

If you were stranded on an island with two members of allforums, who would they be and why?

well... it depends on the size of the island really. But i'll just use both. If it were a big island.... and there was a chance to start a small town and live on our own and be able to grow crops and start all over again... id have to (and want to) pick a girl to "make babies" LOL. So now i have to go to the picture post and see who is arousing enough to fulfill my desires LOL

and the verdict is.......

well, geepers, the girl who started the whole thing, is pretty hot, but i dont think she's on any more.. creetwins looks nice, and definitely tabitha kristen..... wow i feel like a kid in a candy store...

well, i have to choose one... so tabby, id drag you onto the island.... and why not take creetwins too.. to get a head start on the whole "expansion of the population" thing LOL....

whoa... maybe this could backfire.... anyone see that Cedric the entertainer commercial? LOL

If it were a small island, and we were just going to die, no chance to live.... id probably pick Trav and Echo.... and then we could kill echo and eat her remains.... LOL kidding of course.


Originally posted by Vilepagan

What are you wearing?

a fishnet shirt with a british-flag thong and pink socks....

no...

actually im wearing a grey tee shirt, no socks, and plaid shorts/boxers.

thanks for asking :)

Actually Reven voted for silver.

How did you come up with your nickname for allforums?

Originally posted by cheerios
How did you come up with your nickname for allforums?

that one's easy... it's pretty much a more convenient and more simple way to say my last name. It all goes way back to when my great, great, great, great.... uhhh you get the picture.... grandfather came over from Germany. That was the foundation, the basis, the last name, which is Decker.

Then came along my brother, and myself. And a long time ago when i was still in junior high school and my brother was busy being home-coming king and field commander for the band, we used to play alot of basketball. We would play the game called 21, which is quite a complicated game in which every person plays for themself, trying to get the ball in the basket. The way we played there were no fouls, and if someone misses and tips in the miss.... they went down to zero. The object of course is to get to 21...

Well my brother, me, and my best friend growing up next door used to play this game quite often... and so when i told my brother about how we were having a two-on-two basketball tournement in gym class at high school.... he joked about how me and him would should team up and our name would be......

DUM DUM DUMMMM

Decka Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooo.... i liked the name, and it stuck through my wrestling career. Yes, i did pro wrestling, and we have a website.... www.diw.8m.com....

If you go there and look under "wrestlers" and find the name "Decka Time".... you'll see a picture of me in my junior year......

The wrestling thing is long since dead.. but the name Decka isn't... the thing is, Decka Time sounds too cheesy and corny a bit.... so i just ease it up and go with the name "Decka" plain and simple......

Is that what you were wondering cheerios? LOL

Who do you think is the sluttiest person at Allforums? :) ;)

Which politician most closely resembles your personal political views?

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Who do you think is the sluttiest person at Allforums? :) ;)

hmmm very interesting..... well its kind of hard to tell sexual habits on a chat room. I mean, there have been stories told.... and impressions made... but honestly i'd have to go off sheer guestimation.

I mean.. What is the typing style of someone who wants to go lay pipe into a total stranger? Or get laid pipe into?

To be honest.... i don't even know what some of the frequent members sex actually is.. kind of makes a difference when you are trying to evaluate their sexual impulses.....

But.... yet you ask the question... and i have an answer....

The sluttiest person on Allforums is..... me

Originally posted by Lionel Hutz

Which politician most closely resembles your personal political views?


To be honest..... i really don't know.

I have my personal views... so does all the members in this forum, so do john and sally up the street, so does Sylvester Stallone.... huh?

Some of my views i just came up with..... and i really don't know who or what agrees or disagrees.... i tend to be conservative.. im sure you knew that..... but i honestly couldnt tell you. I don't keep up very much with politicians and their portfolios of what they support or oppose..... Its kind of like keeping up with each individual baseball player in the Single A grapefruit league..... They all take their job so seriously but they aren't very good at what they do.

What are you most afraid of?

Originally posted by Imagineer
What are you most afraid of?

I'm afraid of alot of things.... but there is ONE thing that just makes me cringe like a little baby when put in a certain situation... and that is... when in the path of a potentially tornadic storm. Tornados i am deathly afraid of. If a bad storm comes in, im always looking up. Its been that way my entire life.

Ive actually had reoccuring dreams for YEARS about tornados, and every time a bad tornado comes and either almost kills me, or kills me. So everytime a tornado warning goes on the television screen... i just look up and wonder "is this the one that has my name on it?"

The thing is... at the same time i am also so fascinated by them. I have many National Geographic and scientific videos on Tornados, and i can sit there and watch them for hours. I want to see one some day.... that would probably be the most awe-inspiring moment i could imagine.... that or standing afront the Great Pyramids of Egypt. The problem is... i wuss out when the time comes LOL.

Decka, on a scale of 1 to 10, in your opinion, how stupid am I? *be honest!*

Would you agree that I'm one of the more soft-spoken members of AllForums?

If you could spend an hour with anyone living or dead who would it be?

Originally posted by ~Sal~
If you could spend an hour with anyone living or dead who would it be?

If he chooses a dead person that'll be sure to generate a whole slew of new questions....:D

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Decka, on a scale of 1 to 10, in your opinion, how stupid am I? *be honest!*

I havn't seen much evidence of utter and sheer stupidity.... like constant "duhhhhhs".... or randomly talking about your underwear..... so i have no reason to rate a 1,2,or 3.

I havn't seen many brilliant masterful performances in posting either.... not saying that i do them, but i think i know one when i see one....

so we can rule out a 10 or a 9

So the question is..... how stupid are you?

Well... the name tells alot..... very clever.... capital G and leave off the E.... and i like the word Desire... so that scores you some points....

hmmm i'll have to go with a 6..... im probably not the best person to ask how stupid you are.... but you did ask. so there is my answer......

Originally posted by Silverbulletkc

Would you agree that I'm one of the more soft-spoken members of AllForums?

Yes, yes i would.
Originally posted by ~Sal~

If you could spend an hour with anyone living or dead who would it be?

WOW.... a deep, good question

Well... i have many role models that i look up to that are alive. Some of those include Andre Agassi of the tennis world, Bono from U2, Lance Storm and Taz from the wrestling world,

And as far as dead people go.... some ideas for that include Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander the Great, Martin Luther, Disciples Peter or Paul, or John Belushi

But.... actually whether you want to take this in a religious sense or not... id like to kick back for an hour with Jesus....

Originally posted by Decka
id like to kick back for an hour with Jesus....

What would you do for an hour with Jesus, considering that he's...you know...dead and all?

Originally posted by Vilepagan
If he chooses a dead person that'll be sure to generate a whole slew of new questions....:D

:D <smack>:D

Well... i have many role models that i look up to that are alive. Some of those include Andre Agassi of the tennis world, Bono from U2, Lance Storm and Taz from the wrestling world,

And as far as dead people go.... some ideas for that include Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander the Great, Martin Luther, Disciples Peter or Paul, or John Belushi

But.... actually whether you want to take this in a religious sense or not... id like to kick back for an hour with Jesus....

Quite the range...thanks Decka

Next:

What did your parents "absolutely get right" while raising you?

Originally posted by Vilepagan
What would you do for an hour with Jesus, considering that he's...you know...dead and all?

You SICK FRRRRRRRRREEEEAAKKKKKK

LOL

Necrophilia is not on my mind LOL

Originally posted by ~Sal~

What did your parents "absolutely get right" while raising you?


Well.... they got a few things right.....

They kept me honest, responsible, and disciplined enough to stay away from drugs and cigarettes, to not drink until i was legal, and to not have sex until i was 20.

Thanks...now for a much deeper question...

...what would you say happens when a person with money meets a person with experience?

Originally posted by silverbulletkc
...what would you say happens when a person with money meets a person with experience?

Well that is a pretty vague question.... and could be taken in a few different ways.... ;)

BUT

for starters..... id say its an overall good thing. Experience is soooo valuable.... so someone who has been there-done that, knows the in's and out's, and has seen it all is normally just afraid to take the financial risk of taking out a big loan and starting a business. SOOOO when someone with money comes along..... and says "hey, you know what you are doing... take my money, do what you do, and make us both millionaires"..... they both win.

Another way that your question could be taken is prostitution.... so when a girl with LOTS of experience meets a guy with money...... what happens is a solid hour of hardcore, discovery channel-style sex.

BUt

Lets say you are talking about opponents.... and they "meet" as in compete....

The person with money normally wins.... So Midas, the corporate garage, will almost always stay in business while Larry's garage, which has been on the corner since 1943, will probably go under.

This has actually been quite the contrary in sports though, as the New York Yankess have spent nearly 600 million dollars in the last 3 years on payroll, and have no championships to show for it. But they are ALWAYS competitive.... so no doubt money buys good play in sporting competition.

hmmmm..... i hope that answers your question......if not, than i'll send Strong Bad over and have him and the cheat blast techno through your window at 3am.... and the cheat will flick your lights on and off and on and off and on and off......

How are you?
Wt's up?
wt question wouldn't :cool: u like 2 b asked? (other than this one)
d'you like reading?
wat's the most disgusting thing u hv ever done?
the weirdest?
the meanest?
r u an only child? if not, how many siblings d'you have?
so where exactly r u from?
btw what's up with ur avatar :p why'd u choose that as ur avatar image?
am i asking too much? i feel like i'm being a bit nosy

Wt wud u ask me :p if i were in the hot seat?
and finally :D what do u think of me (BE HONEST)


:D

Would you, or have you ever, frequent(ed) a nude beach?

Originally posted by Innocent Sweety
How are you?

I'm okay, not great, not horrid....
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

Wt's up?

eh, i just woke up.... so im groggy and still have my glasses on.... you know, the usual LOL jk.
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

wt question wouldn't :cool: u like 2 b asked? (other than this one)

well, i see where this is going. The moment i say what i DONT want to be asked.... you'll type that in as your next big question ;)....... sooooooo with that in mind...... i DO NOT want to be asked my philosophy on machoism.
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

do you like reading?

Depends..... on the whole i don't read much, but when i start one of my fav books im hooked. Right now im reading a behind-the-scenes biography about a guy who goes on tour with U2 for their 2 year Zoo TV tour in 1992. This is probably the 5th time ive read it, but its really good. Other fav books of mine are the John MacEnroe autobiography, and the two Mick Foley autos....
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

wat's the most disgusting thing u hv ever done?

hmmmmm.... probably make a bad choice about who i should have sexual relations with...... i blame it on the alcohol.
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

the weirdest?

Back in my day i used to do some WEIRD stuff with my next door neighbor John (NO Not THAT way you PERVERTS!!!!)..... One summer night when it was dark out, we got the extension cords out and brought out two chairs, a table, a lamp on the table, a rug, and newspapers, and set up a mini-family room right by the street, and acted like it was normal, casually reading the newspapers. Needless to say every car slowed down, and some came around for seconds......
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

the meanest?

well.... when i was young, one time we were playing basketball, and a girl from our school was riding her bike down the street. My one friend took the basketball and through it at her bike, and it hit her front tire, and she tumbled. I laughed until it hurt.

And another time, this one kid was riding his bike down the street while the SAME people were playing bball (coincidense).. He was riding no-handed, and suddenly something went wrong and he took a NASTY fall.... i laughed AGAIN til it hurt..

im such an A-hole
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

r u an only child? if not, how many siblings d'you have?

i am not an only child. I have on older brother. he is 25, married, and out of the house. We get along very well.
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

so where exactly r u from?
20 miles west of cleveland, in a small town called Avon
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

btw what's up with ur avatar :p why'd u choose that as ur avatar image?

Its from the movie "office space".... when Micheal bolton beats the crap out of the printer.
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

am i asking too much? i feel like i'm being a bit nosy

well.... i AM on hot seat...... so your nosiness is warranted.
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

Wt wud u ask me :p if i were in the hot seat?

i would ask if you have ever had poop anywhere on or in your body that wasnt where it is supposed to be. ;)
Originally posted by Innocent Sweety

and finally :D what do u think of me (BE HONEST)

I think your probably SCORCHING hot in real life LOL... want to go out?

Would you, or have you ever, frequent(ed) a nude beach?
Originally posted by Cheerios

I have never been to a nude beach, but i would like to go. I can imagine it now, im standing there, and there's this hot girl walking up to me, and she looks down to check me out and i'm hard as a 2-by-4. LOL

would she appreciate the hard on or have to get a magnifying glass?

Originally posted by cheerios
would she appreciate the hard on or have to get a magnifying glass?

hey now.... im not a mutant porn star, but im decent sized.... never had any complaints.... and girls have always come back for more ;)

Yummy.... How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Would you consider yourself normal or "different"?

Do you have any...addictions [good or bad]?

Shadow Garnet is back! ...Is this good or bad?

Decka, which would you rather do: Have sex with Vile, or be locked in a small cage with a ravenously hungry alligator for an hour or so?

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Shadow Garnet is back! ...Is this good or bad?
Is this a question to Decka, or did you miss me that much [you five people who knew of me...okay more like three, but it's all the same]!

hahahahaha. Yay Shadow!

Ok Decka:

"We're coming right back at ya, c'mon. This party's begun. Get with it cuz the ___ are comin back with ya again!"

What is the word that goes in _____? Just guess. (It's a catchy song)

Originally posted by Decka
i would ask if you have ever had poop anywhere on or in your body that wasnt where it is supposed to be. ;)

good thing :p I never won a round

I think your probably SCORCHING hot in real life LOL... want to go out?

LOL what gave you THAT idea?!

Would you, or have you ever, frequent(ed) a nude beach?

We don't have those around here, I've never :D went to one and nor will I ever! :p

Originally posted by Shadow Garnet
Is this a question to Decka, or did you miss me that much [you five people who knew of me...okay more like three, but it's all the same]!
It's not a question to Decka. I just enjoy teenage females coming to Allforums. I'm a pervert!

how can I get in on this?

Originally posted by Travh20
how can I get in on this?
Get in on what? Who? Where? Hot Seat? You have to nominate yourself when the time comes...

Originally posted by cheerios
Yummy.... How old were you when you lost your virginity?

I was ......dum dum dummmmm........ 20 years old..

by today's standards..... that is an eternity
Originally posted by Shadow Garnet

Would you consider yourself normal or "different"?


Welcome back Shadow.... i cant say i know ye, i must have not gotten here yet when you were around..... but don't be a stranger.

I would consider myself different because im normal. In today's society of wearing sideways hats, spending thousands of dollars on your car, listening to rap at ear-shattering volumes, and talking like a neanderthal..... i dont do any of that.... so yea i guess im different, because everywhere i go every does that. I dont have any tattoos either.... that USED to be different to actually GET one.... but now EVEYONE has them
Originally posted by Shadow Garnet

Do you have any...addictions [good or bad]?


chocolate.... i am addicted to chocolate big time.....
Originally posted by BorgHunter

Decka, which would you rather do: Have sex with Vile, or be locked in a small cage with a ravenously hungry alligator for an hour or so?


well... thats ASSUMING vile wants to have sex with me..... lol just kidding...... NO offense to Vile WHATSOEVER..... but id take my chances with the alligator..... well.... who knows, if the cage was small enough, and it looked like a kamikaze mission..... i might be gay for 10 minutes just to save my life.
Originally posted by revenG_Desire

Ok Decka:
"We're coming right back at ya, c'mon. This party's begun. Get with it cuz the ___ are comin back with ya again!"
What is the word that goes in _____? Just guess. (It's a catchy song)


Well, given that you spelled words wrong and all im guessing its a rap song..... well just a hunch.... so its probably "bitches" LOL
Originally posted by Travh20

how can I get in on this?


I sure hope he's not talking about the "having sex with Vile" part. ;)

Which type of peanut butter do you prefer? crunchy or creamy?

Originally posted by cheerios
Which type of peanut butter do you prefer? crunchy or creamy?

Well, id have to go with the crunchy. The nuts taste good, and its not TOO creamy... because when it gets TOO creamy, the texture just totally ruins the whole experience. Do i eat alot of peanut butter? no.. I used to when i was young. I'd have peanut butter celery, and peanut butter sandwiches..... but now i just dont eat it anymore. But if i DID.... it would be the crunchy kind.

Decka...lol it's not bitches. It's girls...and it's not a rap song. It's a stupid 2000 Spice Girls song that I had in my head last night.....

Decka: You time travel to the year 2999. The Anti-Christ is alive and in the insant it is the year 3000, he will raise an apolyptic (i misspelled that) hell and the world shall end. There is a twist, though. If he is killed before 3000, the world will live another 1000 years. It's up to you to kill him since you're the only one that knows he's the ol AC. Here's a twist, though : The ol' AC found a cure for AIDS when he was 19. Thus, results in saving many lives (considering the virus is said to be growing. Thus, when 3000 comes and the AC is killed, there will be no one to find the cure.)

Would you kill him or let him live?



If you're confused, don't worry. I am too.

HEY! RevenG, why the hell would you want to kill me? :mad:

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
: The ol' AC found a cure for AIDS when he was 19. Thus, results in saving many lives (considering the virus is said to be growing. Thus, when 3000 comes and the AC is killed, there will be no one to find the cure.)


Reven: if this guy has found the cure at 19, and not planning on releasing it until he is the AC, or has he already?

OH YEAH and as of the end of 2999 the ol AC is 69


He found out he was the AC by...Erm.....trying to touch the bible at age 10 but it burned his skin? Shit, I don't know..lol

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Decka...lol it's not bitches. It's girls...and it's not a rap song. It's a stupid 2000 Spice Girls song that I had in my head last night.....


LOL... well i was close..... or right on the money if all girls are bitches....... but i know that's not the case.

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire

Decka: You time travel to the year 2999. The Anti-Christ is alive and in the insant it is the year 3000, he will raise an apolyptic (i misspelled that) hell and the world shall end. There is a twist, though. If he is killed before 3000, the world will live another 1000 years. It's up to you to kill him since you're the only one that knows he's the ol AC. Here's a twist, though : The ol' AC found a cure for AIDS when he was 19. Thus, results in saving many lives (considering the virus is said to be growing. Thus, when 3000 comes and the AC is killed, there will be no one to find the cure.)


Would you kill him or let him live?

Good Question RevenG!

To answer right off the bat..... Since i beleive God doesn't rule things extremely tight and allows things to happen..... I would kill the Antichrist... and worry about aids later

Not to say that i dont care if a bunch of people get aids.. but you have to cross that bridge when you come to it....

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire

If you're confused, don't worry. I am too.

that makes 15 of us..... jk actually i wasn't confused

If you could go to any place on this planet and not have to worry about money or politics, where would you go?

Decka what is your opinion on Avril Lavigne?

What's your favorite U2 song?

Originally posted by cheerios
If you could go to any place on this planet and not have to worry about money or politics, where would you go?
Good question

This one is kind of easy.... i would go to the pyramids of egypt, and go to the streets of cairo and buy all sorts of hand made crafts by carpenters. Its been a dream of mine to see the pyramids with my own eye....
Originally posted by revenG_Desire

Decka what is your opinion on Avril Lavigne?


This is actually a pretty interesting topic for me....

first off, Im growing to actually appreciate her musical gifts... but i cannot stand her image and her vibe. I don't necessarily know if its her fault, but the way her videos are shot, it makes me sick. Its all about showing her crying, and tons of make-up, and slow-motion pictures of her..... ughhhhhh

i DO have a bias opinion of her.... because my ex-fiance used to listen to her, and tried to emulate her, so its a bad connection. Anytime i hear her one song that gets played all time, i cant help but hate it. It seems that the fans Avril attracts are girls i dislike, and thus it makes me not like Avril....

So in conclusion.... i dont like her image, and i dont like who she attracts, but i will give credit to where credit to where credit is due on her voice.

Originally posted by Jester

What's your favorite U2 song?


wow... where to begin. You must have seen that U2 is my fav band from the music section

I like SO many different songs for SO many different reasons....

First off, there IS a difference in what i think are their best songs and what is my favorite song of theirs....

I would have to say their best songs are (in no particular order)...

With or without you
Pride(in the name of love)
Still havn't found what im looking for,
One
Stay
Bad.....

But as far as favorites go, i have a different list....

Numb
Elevation
Hold me thrill me kiss me kill me
Dirty Day
The wanderer(with Johnny Cash)
Even Better than the Real Thing
Mysterious Ways
Discotheque
Gone

And then there's one song that is my favorite...... one that has no business being my favorite. It's simple, it's not well known, and it's hardly a "classic"... but everytime i hear it i can just listen to it for years. It's off of the 1991 Cd called "achtung baby"....

If you have never listened to it, download it and just give it a listen. I love the way it is sung, i love the feel, and i just love the song.....its not a song that jumps out, its a song that... arrives.

It's called "Trying to throw your arms around the world"

It's my favorite, and it always will be.... and i really don't know why.... i guess that's appropriate though.

OH SO NOT ONLY DO YOU DISLIKE ME, YOU MAKE ME A GIRL NOW!!!!!?????!!!!

lol kidding



Erm...thinks....Do you think I deserve 3 Days Without A School Computer for being on Allforums (which is a site i FOUND at school in October.)

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Erm...thinks....Do you think I deserve 3 Days Without A School Computer for being on Allforums (which is a site i FOUND at school in October.)

You deserve MUCH worse;)

If you had to choose who to spend eternity with, Michael Jackson, Bill Gates, or GW Bush, who would you pick and why?

Originally posted by cheerios
If you had to choose who to spend eternity with, Michael Jackson, Bill Gates, or GW Bush, who would you pick and why?

Well.... This one is kind of interesting.....

Lets go through this systematically....

Michael Jackson is right out..... the man is demented. In my opinion his childhood, always being in the spotlight, messed him up enough to change his entire face, and to start going after children for sex. The guy is confused, and needs lots of help... an eternity with Michael Jackson... ewww

although he COULD teach me some dance moves lol

Bill Gates i would say more resembles a normal person. His area of expertise suggests that he is an oak, or a person who has no personality. I have no idea if Bill Gates IS a computer nerd and is lacking in personality, but even if he is, that is ten times better than Michael Jackson.

George W. Bush would probably be the most normal choice. He seems to enjoy a good time, has a sense of humor, and maybe i can help him on his grammar LOL. Hell, i could probably get him to tell me about the skull and bones society. The fact that he at least tries to be a christian is good too, because it shows that i might be able to trust him.

Bush would probably be my first choice, followed closely by Gates, and then WAYYYYY in the back is MJ.

Originally posted by Decka
The fact that he at least tries to be a christian is good too, because it shows that i might be able to trust him.
Are you suggesting that you only trust Christians?

Originally posted by Decka
You deserve MUCH worse;)

No I don't!!!! Allforums is WAY more educational than most American schools these days!!!

Deck what 3 characteristics describe a Mormon church?

If you were to cut open a [dead] mime, what would you find inside?

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Are you suggesting that you only trust Christians?

Absolutely not.... but it is a trait that helps. Its just a personal opinion i have developed.... through trial and error, trusting different types of people.... i have barely ever or have never been burned by a christian friend.....
Originally posted by revenG_Desire

Deck what 3 characteristics describe a Mormon church?



Um... well it's located in Utah.....

thats all i know.... i honestly don't read into mormon stuff that much LOL

What would you say?

Originally posted by Shadow Garnet

If you were to cut open a [dead] mime, what would you find inside?



Very interesting.......
I would hope to find the same things that i would find if i cut open any other dead human being..... including a brain, stomach, intestines, etc.....

If man was created in God's image, why are so many of us so distressingly un-godlike?

Have you enjoyed your run in the Hot Seat so far?

Originally posted by Vilepagan
If man was created in God's image, why are so many of us so distressingly un-godlike?

good question Pagan.....

Image refers to viewing, or what is being able to be seen. Perhaps we were created in God's image of what he looks like... if he has a form, which actually he does. Jesus was God, and God chose a human form to come to the earth.

So yes we were created in the IMAGE of God.... but we are far far far far..... and even FARTHER away from actually acting like God.

I spoke to my father the minister long ago on the issue.... and he said to me that God allows us to do wrong, to test us..... to see what we do, and to see if we are worthy and earning to be in heaven. He has a loose grip on what we do. he COULD come in and make things happen.... but obviously he hasn't. He gives us the choice, and yet he is all knowing..... and knows the consequences of each decision we make.

And with Satan running rampant, always giving an easier way to do things.... and human nature always WANTING to do things easier.... its no wonder why we are so un-godlike.

Have you enjoyed your run in the Hot Seat so far?

yes i have.... its been a great time..... its always interesting to hear all different types of questions.... but personally i think i got a pretty easy run. I didn't have to dig into my box of bad deeds ive done..... and share them LOL.

1. What is the most daring thing you have ever done?
2. Have you ever broken a major law? If so what law?
3. Have you ever broken somebody's heart and not care?
4. Have you ever intentionally hurt somebody (emotionally)?
5. What is the most embarrassing moment of your adult life?
6. Regret saying you have had a easy run yet?
7. Regret voting for me yet?

:D :D :D

What's your favorite drink?
What part of a woman's body turns you on the most?
Can an omnipotent God create a rock that he can't move?

Originally posted by Jester
Can an omnipotent God create a rock that he can't move?

Glad someone asked something like this,

Q. What moments in your childhood defined you.

dammit..... as soon as i wrote that..... i chuckled and said "well that's just an open invitaion"...... and i see cheerios took full advantage..... there goes my easy run LOL

Originally posted by cheerios
1. What is the most daring thing you have ever done?

daring... that can be taken a few different ways.... but im guessing you mean "thing most likely to get in trouble".... and that would probably be running from a cop who flicked his lights on when he passed by me going the other way..... and as he was turning around..... i gunned it, as i was VERY close to my house. I flew down the street, ripped into my street, and slammed the car into the garage, closing the garage door. Just as the door closed, the cop whipped around the corner.... he never saw what house i went to. I went inside, looked outside, and there was the cop... slowly going down the street..... waiting.....
Originally posted by cheerios

2. Have you ever broken a major law? If so what law?

well... i have 3 dead bodies in my basement...

kidding....

I have never broken a big-time law.... pretty boring eh? I've driven under the influence.... that's probably the worse ive done.
Originally posted by cheerios

3. Have you ever broken somebody's heart and not care?

Not that i am aware of.... i really dont think i ever broke anyone's heart.... i just dont get into many relationships. All the girls i talk to are always telling me im hot, and i should have NO trouble getting a knockout to be my girl.. but it just never happens LOL.
Originally posted by cheerios

4. Have you ever intentionally hurt somebody (emotionally)?

No, i dont play games.... so i have not.... That's why i always shoot for older women... late 20's. Because girls my age are still girls....i want a woman.
Originally posted by cheerios

5. What is the most embarrassing moment of your adult life?

hmmmmm.... probably getting engaged, thinking everything was okay, and having it blow up in my face, and finding out i knew NOTHING about this girl. It was quite embarassing.
Originally posted by cheerios

6. Regret saying you have had a easy run yet?

Eh.... whatever im asked i'll answer
Originally posted by cheerios

7. Regret voting for me yet?

What goes around comes around! And i'm RUTHLESS!!!!!!
Originally posted by Jester

What's your favorite drink?

A White Russian my boy.... and those go down like WATER!!! Lebowski STOLE that drink from me!!!
Originally posted by Jester

What part of a woman's body turns you on the most?

If a girl has muscular thighs and a round behind..... oh my... i stand at attention quite fast LOL. Id have to say the upper legs/butt.....
Originally posted by Jester

Can an omnipotent God create a rock that he can't move

ive wondered that for a long time.... who in the hell knows????

Can the unstoppable force move the immovable object?
Originally posted by Lokideviluk

Q. What moments in your childhood defined you.

hmmmmm a deep one......

Ill make a list of things that definitely defined who i am today.....

1. attending church "religiously" (no pun intended), along with sunday school and confirmation
2. Playing basketball at my next-door neighbor's basketball hoop
3. Laser Tag on weekend nights in my yard
4. Summer Sleepovers, we'd set up a tent in the backyard, and so would my brother and his friends... and we would play manhunt, tag, etc. until deep into the morning.
5. Producing home movies with my next door neighbor John
6. Playing MarioKart 64 tournaments and james Bond tournaments.
7. Climbing trees
8. Rollerblade Hockey
9. Playing 21 with my brother and John
10. Home Run Derby at the local baseball park
11. LONG Bike Rides on my 21-speed GIANT
12. Recreational Soccer leagues
13. Weightlifting at the local gym
14. Watching ECW every week on the local TV station, taping it, and watching again and again and again
15. Moving across town from the Parsonage we had to our own house..... damn i loved that Parsonage. So many memories.... ::sigh::

How do you play Manhunt? :D

Q. Retreat or Die fighting?

How old are you?

Not all girls who are early 20's are "girls". Some of us had to grow up quickly because of a bad childhood, or someother stuff.

I didn't thinkthat I would be in the lead when Rhymin told me I was up for it... Or even stay in the lead... But I guess... I'll be honest.

Decka, what would you do for a klondike bar?

Would you consider yourself a "good" person?

Originally posted by Vilepagan
How do you play Manhunt? :D

a VERY intricate game... mastered and handed down through the centuries... it involves a man.... going out and hiding, and then others going out to find the man, as that man trys to reach the base. Its very confusing.... i dont expect you to get it the first time......
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lokideviluk

Q. Retreat or Die fighting?
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Thats a tough one. It depends on the cause, and the situation...

there are instances where retreating is the smart and logical thing to do....

there are instances where logic goes out the window and you grind to fight for a cause, no matter what.....

If you do either no matter what, you're an idiot.... it depends on the situation....

BUT ...... you asked a question..... and IM GONNA ANSWER IT DAMMIT!!!!

DIE FIGHTINGS!!!! (it sounds good on T-shirts anyway_
[QUOTE]Originally posted by cheerios

How old are you?
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Im 22..... and i agree not ALL girls are like that..... but MOST are.........
[QUOTE]Originally posted by revenG_Desire

Decka, what would you do for a klondike bar?
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Ohhhh well i suppose pay a buck at the cash register like everyone else right?

nahhhhh i spoiled it.....

I would go to my girlfriends parents house....(i dont have a girlfriend...but if i did).... go the bathroom, poop, and smear it alllllllll over the walls and all over mirror, door, sink and floor......and then all over myself.....

and then i would come running out and give both of the parents a BIG HUG!!!!!!!

there, that good enough?

Decka this'll probably be your last post in the Hot Seat as I'm going to make a thread for the new victim.
Any last words...?

Originally posted by Innocent Sweety
Decka this'll probably be your last post in the Hot Seat as I'm going to make a thread for the new victim.
Any last words...?

Of course.... now time for my big fairwell speech......

To Everyone who asked me a question..... may 10 questions be asked upon you!!!!!

for every time someone inquires to me.... may the devil inquire on your soul!!!!!!!!!

For Michael Jackson.... may he go to a juvinile delinquent jail!!!!

For Kobe Bryant.... may he buy God a 70 billion dollar ring!!!

For The pope... may he clear the stereotype of the children/pastor relationship!!!!

For George W. Bush.... i give you an Angry Bee Hive!!!

For Jarod... i give you Gorgonzola Cheese!!!!

For Paris Hilton.... i give you worn out knee pads!!!!!

For Barry Bonds.... i give you Whey Protein!!!!

For Sandy Berger.... I give you pockets!!!!

For Dan Rather... i give you Pinochio's Nose!!!!

For Congress... i give you new suitcases!!!!

For all the millions around the world!!!! Who inhabit this earth and all who live breath and survive...... i give you......

AIR POLLUTION!!!!!!!!

*sniff*
I couldn't have said it any better...

*APPLAUSE*