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Imagineer
03-20-2005, 04:00 AM
A pet store owner in Indiana has reported that one of his turtles, named Lucky, has developed a picture of Satan on his shell after the turtle survived a fire that destroyed the pet shop. Here is a link to the story.
http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/journalgazette/news/nation/11180212.htm
He plans to sell the turtle on E-Bay.
I think this one tops the grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary. P.T. Barnum had it right when he said "There's a sucker born every minute." I'm sure he will make plenty of money out of this story.
BorgHunter
03-20-2005, 10:22 AM
I want a Satan Turtle! I shall name him Beelzebub!
~Sal~
03-20-2005, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by BorgHunter
I want a Satan Turtle! I shall name him Beelzebub!
Those scrungy little things are dirty and can carry bacteria... you can't have one! Plus he may place a spell on you and turn you into a believer!
~Sal~
03-20-2005, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Imagineer
A pet store owner in Indiana has reported that one of his turtles, named Lucky, has developed a picture of Satan on his shell after the turtle survived a fire that destroyed the pet shop. Here is a link to the story.
http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/journalgazette/news/nation/11180212.htm
He plans to sell the turtle on E-Bay.
I think this one tops the grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary. P.T. Barnum had it right when he said "There's a sucker born every minute." I'm sure he will make plenty of money out of this story.
Beauty!!!
LionelHutz
03-20-2005, 11:30 AM
Something tells me that after he's sold, that turtle is going to have a short and very unpleasant life.
Vilepagan
03-20-2005, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by LionelHutz
Something tells me that after he's sold, that turtle is going to have a short and very unpleasant life.
That's why he's named Lucky. :D
chaff
03-20-2005, 01:52 PM
"Dora and others can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky’s back."
what exactly do pointy horns and a goatee have to do with what satan looks like?
Vilepagan
03-20-2005, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by chaff
"Dora and others can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky’s back."
what exactly do pointy horns and a goatee have to do with what satan looks like?
That's what I'd like to know...everybody knows Satan shaves regularly...sheesh.
Here's a photo from the last time he came to visit for my birthday party...
chaff
03-20-2005, 02:06 PM
VP-that is the cliched image the world has of satan,but it isn't what the bible says about him.He is described as a being of great beauty in fact....
Thought he look more like a snake sometimes seen in the company of an apple.
revenG_DeSire
03-20-2005, 02:22 PM
That's not Satan....looks more like someone's Aunt Gladis...
Vilepagan
03-20-2005, 02:31 PM
I got that picture from the highest authority...Google...:D
BTW...lighten up a bit chaff...this turtle thread isn't a serious one...
chaff
03-20-2005, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Dan Fussell
Thought he look more like a snake sometimes seen in the company of an apple.
why an apple?Where did that come from?
chaff
03-20-2005, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Vilepagan
I got that picture from the highest authority...Google...:D
BTW...lighten up a bit chaff...this turtle thread isn't a serious one...
I know it isn't-I just like to question widely accepted cliches!!!!
Rhojura
03-20-2005, 03:56 PM
oi!! some people. i hate things like that. like the face of satan in the smoke of the twin towers. and then the piece of toast. next we need a potato shaped like mother teressa. and a condom shaped like bill clinton and we will have the whole group ^.^
revenG_DeSire
03-20-2005, 08:46 PM
omg I saw the Satan in the twin towers! That DID look like Satan! or somebody's Uncle Peters...
BorgHunter
03-20-2005, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
omg I saw the Satan in the twin towers! That DID look like Satan! or somebody's Uncle Peters...
I want a Uncle Peters! I shall name him Beelzebub!
Originally posted by Dan Fussell
Thought he look more like a snake sometimes seen in the company of an apple.
lol
:D
That picture with the horns, are you sure that isn't Ryan, the male slut who cheats with everyone? You can tell by the eyes, they're too beady.
007. :cool:
sputnik
03-21-2005, 08:31 PM
Ohh man, that's so creepy. If by "creepy", I mean awesome.
How do they know what Satan looks like?
Darth Be'lal
03-21-2005, 09:44 PM
The satan image looks more like a cartoon camel. But then again, I was never much of an artist.
If they come out with a condom that looks like Bill Clinton, maybe they can get it to say "I didn't have sex with that woman", after you are done using it.
Dammit.
Rhojura
03-22-2005, 06:47 AM
hahahahehehehe ^.^ thats great. yea when i first saw the turtle picture i didnt see satan. i really dont know what i saw. i had to squint and tilt my head then i kinda saw it.
Originally posted by Imagineer
http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/journalgazette/news/nation/11180212.htm
what the fuck?