JLB123
01-31-2002, 07:19 PM
you might be a redneck if you have to back the truck up to the porch to unload the beer
you might be a redneck if when someone yells hoedown your sister hits the dance floor
The cop pulls the redneck over and walks up to his truck.
"Do you have any ID," he asks.
The redneck says "about what?"
A Letter from Mom
Dear Son,
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you first
left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we
moved. I won't be able to send you the address as the last family here took the numbers with them
for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing
machine. The first day I put four shirts in, pulled the chain, and I haven't seen 'em since.
It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days this time. The coat you
wanted me to send you, your Aunt Sue sid it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know if you are an Aunt or and Uncle.
Not much more mews this time, write soon.
Love, Mom
P.S. Was going to send you money, but the envelope was already sealed.
bubba and earl were drinking and driving when earl said,"look bubba there's a po-lice road block up ahead, they're gonna know we've been drinkin'." "don't worry earl just finish drinkin' your beer and put the label on your forehead." earl did as he was told. when they met the cops they rolled down thier window. "have you boys been drinkin'?"the pig asked. "no sir, replied bubba,"we're on the patch."
you might be a redneck if when someone yells hoedown your sister hits the dance floor
The cop pulls the redneck over and walks up to his truck.
"Do you have any ID," he asks.
The redneck says "about what?"
A Letter from Mom
Dear Son,
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you first
left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we
moved. I won't be able to send you the address as the last family here took the numbers with them
for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing
machine. The first day I put four shirts in, pulled the chain, and I haven't seen 'em since.
It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days this time. The coat you
wanted me to send you, your Aunt Sue sid it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know if you are an Aunt or and Uncle.
Not much more mews this time, write soon.
Love, Mom
P.S. Was going to send you money, but the envelope was already sealed.
bubba and earl were drinking and driving when earl said,"look bubba there's a po-lice road block up ahead, they're gonna know we've been drinkin'." "don't worry earl just finish drinkin' your beer and put the label on your forehead." earl did as he was told. when they met the cops they rolled down thier window. "have you boys been drinkin'?"the pig asked. "no sir, replied bubba,"we're on the patch."