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Dunkirk101
02-25-2005, 07:48 AM
I know you've all probably heard by now about the idiot robbers that called into a Chicago Radio station and started bragging about what they did...only to be later picked up by the FBI for it..


Well, heres another story thats just as wild :D


Burglars held after calling police
Friday, February 25, 2005 Posted: 7:41 AM EST (1241 GMT)



COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) -- When two Danish burglars realized someone had stolen the keys to their getaway car, they reacted like honest citizens and called the police.

Police said they were only too happy to help, and arrested them after they confessed to breaking and entering.

The men, identified only as an 18-year-old and a 20-year-old, broke into a summer cabin late Wednesday near Kaldred, 90 kilometers (55 miles) west of capital Copenhagen.

As they carried their haul to the car, they were confronted by a passer-by, who witnessed the break-in and insisted that they return the stolen property.

To ensure they couldn't get away, the passer-by took the keys from their car, and refused to return them.

"The two young men then called us and said they needed our help getting their keys back," Chief Superintendent Asger Larsen said on Thursday.

He said the two realized that without the keys, they would have to leave their car at the scene, which would put the police on their trail and lead to their arrest anyway.

"It's a pretty straightforward case for us, since this time, the thieves actually reported the robbery," Larsen said.

He declined to release the names of the suspects or the passer-by <end>


I guess when God passed out brains, they thought he said "trains" and passed them up for the next one they thought was rolling out :)

Heres the link: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/02/25/denmark.burglars.ap/index.html

DracRomin
03-01-2005, 06:51 PM
LoL, I can't believe that they actually called the police?!?!
Idiots...

M&Mdelite
03-02-2005, 06:27 PM
I heard that on the news and it cracked me up!!! :D

jerejerebinks
03-03-2005, 08:58 AM
The worst criminal story that I have ever came across was this.

A couple guys broke into the OxyCotton (a powerful painkiller usually used for terminal cancer patients that is commonly used as a drug) factory and accidentally came away with OxyMoxin (a powerful little pill that produces extra milk in new mothers.)

And of course they were well under the milky influence when they were arrested.

Lokideviluk
03-03-2005, 09:20 AM
Do we have milk producing glands?

The Praetorian
03-03-2005, 02:06 PM
I don't think so, Loki.

BorgHunter
03-03-2005, 02:34 PM
You can milk just about anything with nipples! Like cats...

The Praetorian
03-03-2005, 02:37 PM
I have nipples, can you milk me, Greg?

jerejerebinks
03-05-2005, 06:15 PM
If you broke into an OxyCotton factory and came away with OxyMoxin, I could, Jack.

Blibblob
03-05-2005, 06:21 PM
Do we have milk producing glands?
Male lactation does exist...

The Praetorian
03-07-2005, 08:27 AM
And just how, exactly, do you know that, Blib? :)

Blibblob
03-07-2005, 09:30 AM
And just how, exactly, do you know that, Blib?
Glass of milk everyday before school :D.