The next time you take a family trip to Walmart and become bored while waiting for your spouse to pick through each and every item in the store, try these 15 things to keep yourself occupied :D


15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their
sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

that was too funny. Have you really done this? I would have loved to be in the store to see you do this.

i would do some of them if i really could,

but would not want to be arrested or have the guys in white coats come get me!!!!
Plus if i did that, my husband would kill me since I embarrassed him!!! LOL even if I said i did it for something fun and different to do!
Anyone else darning enough to do it?
Thanks for the good laugh

Whenever I go to Wal-Mart, I don't have to wait for my spouse, because I'm not married..but this is Kentucky...teenagers go to Wal-Mart to hang out..so trying some of that would be pretty fun. Although, I don't think anything can beat playing super market sweep at 2 am.

what's super market sweep?

Originally posted by sputnik
what's super market sweep?

It was a really bad gameshow in the 80's that, as far as I can tell, involved running through a super market and jamming as much stuff into your cart as possible. I'm not sure what the point was or how a team won.

Originally posted by LionelHutz
It was a really bad gameshow in the 80's that, as far as I can tell, involved running through a super market and jamming as much stuff into your cart as possible. I'm not sure what the point was or how a team won.

Sometimes it's sad the things we know isn't it Lionel. :D

What we did was make a list of stuff, (which usually included stuff like condoms and tampons).. made a starting point which was also the finishing line, and whoever got back to that spot first with all the stuff won....kind of different from the original game. In the original game you won by collecting food of the highest value.

And the scary part of that show was that, when I was a kid, I'd always act like I was on the show; taking things off of shelves at home that my parents would tell me to get and placing them on a table in a different room when I got it. Come to think of it, the show is still running reruns for those of you who get the PAX network.

I used to watch that show with my mom! oh, childhood memories....

This actually happens alot in our walmart late at night. Take one of the riding horses or a large stuffed animal and dress in in underoos from the lingerie section. Be festive and display it with a box of condoms, some lube and a suggestive greeting card.

This actually happens alot in our walmart late at night. Take one of the riding horses or a large stuffed animal and dress in in underoos from the lingerie section. Be festive and display it with a box of condoms, some lube and a suggestive greeting card.

Wal-Mart sounds like a fun place, if it weren't so terribly evil.

Originally posted by sputnik
Wal-Mart sounds like a fun place, if it weren't so terribly evil.
No, Wal Mart is not fun, and yes, it is evil. Redneck City, man...

I wouldn't know, really, I've only ever been in a Wal-Mart once. And that was in Liberty, NY; Aka Jewtown USA. They were selling Israeli chocolates in there! Me and Whammy almost died of sheer amusement.

But building a Wal-mart on an ancient Hawiian burial ground...that's just villainous.

I think you are confusing "Supermarket Sweep" with "Shop till you drop!" I'm not for sure though, but I normally watch all the game shows on PAX

We did a great one for buy nothing day.

You and a bunch of friends walk in seperately, each with a cart. Start filling the cart with as many items as possible. Find a common location and start leaving the carts there. Repeat. In no time there will be a huge traffic jam of carts each filled with inventory that has to be restocked. Lots of small oddly shaped items combined with excessively large and heavy items works well.

I know a kid that would make it look like he was stealing. He would wear head phones. When he left the store the security would always try to grab him. He would be surprised and security would start hitting him. So long as he didnt hit back there was a nifty lawsuit in there. Walmart always settle because it doesnt want any negative press. He got $3,000 bucks. Serves them right for hire-ing violent thugs (which entails almost all security guards).

Originally posted by sputnik
I wouldn't know, really, I've only ever been in a Wal-Mart once. And that was in Liberty, NY; Aka Jewtown USA. They were selling Israeli chocolates in there! Me and Whammy almost died of sheer amusement.



that was soooo awesome!! best walmart EVER

I've done this a few times and it's always funny. First get a cart when you walk in and act like you got a huge shopping agenda. Just go around the store picking up anything and everything you can get your hands on. Stuff the cart full and be sure that you get stuff from ALL OVER the store. Now all you have to do is find a spot in the store you can leave the cart behind and do whatever shopping you were actually planning on doing there. If you feel sorry for the robots that work there then this probably won't be as fun for you. (Enter Evil Laugh Here)

Originally posted by Rhymin' Greiman
I've done this a few times and it's always funny. First get a cart when you walk in and act like you got a huge shopping agenda. Just go around the store picking up anything and everything you can get your hands on. Stuff the cart full and be sure that you get stuff from ALL OVER the store. Now all you have to do is find a spot in the store you can leave the cart behind and do whatever shopping you were actually planning on doing there. If you feel sorry for the robots that work there then this probably won't be as fun for you. (Enter Evil Laugh Here)

Ma would kick you out

Originally posted by Rhymin' Greiman
If you feel sorry for the robots that work there then this probably won't be as fun for you. (Enter Evil Laugh Here)

Eeeew, uncool. They're not robots, they're people being exploited by practically the evillest corporation around. Feel bad, dammit!

Originally posted by sputnik
They're not robots, they're people being exploited by practically the evillest corporation around. Feel bad, dammit!
I refuse to feel bad for someone's choice. They chose to work at an evil company like Wal Mart, what did they expect? Decent pay and benefits? Pro-union? Ha!

Originally posted by BorgHunter
I refuse to feel bad for someone's choice. They chose to work at an evil company like Wal Mart, what did they expect? Decent pay and benefits? Pro-union? Ha!

People must be protected from themselves, because government knows what's best!

By the way, Borg, the government has determined that your Stanza lacks modern safety equipment, therefore you must buy a new car. If you cannot afford a new car, one will be provided to you at no cost. :)

Noooooo!

Hey guess what?

I heard they were closing a Wal-Mart because the employee were trying to start a union!!!!

Of course the Liberals said "oh this is horrible we should write wal mart and tell them to go union and stay open"

Wrong jackasses.

If there was a union they would just pay even lower (slave) wages to the poor bastards making the stuff.

Wal-mart closing is the best thing ever. We should try to organize unions at all the Wal Marts.

all i can think of right now is South Park. If you know what im talking about, well.....then you'll know what im talking about.

Originally posted by Evil Homer
all i can think of right now is South Park. If you know what im talking about, well.....then you'll know what im talking about.

That episode pretty much said it all.

Originally posted by LionelHutz
That episode pretty much said it all.

Crap, I thought that was a documentary.....