I'm an ordained minister! [Archive]

BorgHunter

02-20-2005, 08:09 PM

Seriously! Legally, I can perform marriages, baptisms, all that...I was ordained with the Universal Life Church. Took about two minutes.

www.ulcseminary.org

Who wants to be married? I will do Allforums members for free!

Idioteque

02-20-2005, 08:13 PM

I was the one that got him to do it. We are now both ordained ministers. From now on, I am Reverand Idioteque!

LionelHutz

02-20-2005, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by BorgHunter

Who wants to be married? I will do Allforums members for free!

Inspired by the Simpsons, were we?

BorgHunter

02-20-2005, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by LionelHutz
Inspired by the Simpsons, were we?
It was actually Idioteque who was inspired. He merely told me about it.

Imagineer

02-21-2005, 02:10 AM

How exactly will this affect you campaign to be elected anti-christ?

BorgHunter

02-21-2005, 07:53 AM

Originally posted by Imagineer
How exactly will this affect you campaign to be elected anti-christ?
The campaign will proceed as before. I'm still the best anti-Christ choice.

Lokideviluk

02-21-2005, 08:46 AM

Do you hate Christ as much as me :) Which i think should be the foundation of the Anti Christ.

Actually Borg, Can i join your party?

Vilepagan

02-21-2005, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by Imagineer
How exactly will this affect you campaign to be elected anti-christ?

I would think being ordained would improve his chances :D

500lbguerilla

02-24-2005, 07:05 PM

I did this a long time ago. There was a party that night. I was absolving sins for beer and cigerettes.

If your willing to write a nice ceremonial piece you can get like $400 for doing a wedding. All you have to do is write it up and do the paper work of filing it.

jerejerebinks

03-03-2005, 09:03 AM

Where's the be a pope in 5 minutes website? Now that would be amazing.

You know what else is amazing. In less time than it took you to become a minister, Christ could have came into your life and became your savior.

BorgHunter

03-03-2005, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
Christ could have came into your life and became your savior.
Luckily, he was wearing a condom. :)

jerejerebinks

03-03-2005, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Luckily, he was wearing a condom. :)

:confused:

BorgHunter

03-03-2005, 01:23 PM

:( Nothing's worse than telling an intentionally offensive joke when the offendee doesn't get it...

The Praetorian

03-03-2005, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by BorgHunter
:( Nothing's worse than telling an intentionally offensive joke when the offendee doesn't get it...
:eek:

How do you think I felt concerning the Gaetan Dugas thing???

BorgHunter

03-03-2005, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by The Praetorian
:eek:

How do you think I felt concerning the Gaetan Dugas thing???
Thing is, my joke is in retaliation to Jere's constantly trying to convert me, which is excruciatingly annoying...