an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves in white collars. advertising has our taste in cars and clothes, working jobs we hate to buy shit we don't need. we are the middle children of history. no purpose, no place, we have no great war, no great depression. our war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives.....

..... Until you try PROZAC!

Ivan was just as depressed as you are, untill he tried new Super6 PRozac, developed for those desperate moments when your world folds into dark poetry and your imagination is blossoming. PROZAC can stop that!!

Be happy, afterall you cant be unhappy if your brain cant register what that is.... TAKE PROZAC

Avalible everywhere, terms and conditions apply, always read the label and consult yoda before applying.

Side effects contain nausea, dry mouth, incontinence, stomach pain or gas, feelings of anxiety, liver swelling, headaches, insomnia, dizziness, vomiting, tremors, weight loss, and excessive sweating.

Consult your physician. Super6 PROZAC might not be for you.

Individuals with high blood pressure, heart conditions, or hepatitis should never take Super6 PROZAC.

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side effects is such a dirty word.... "internal bodily changes" may occur would have been nicer hehe

better yet, to cure your depression, try baseball bat...relieve your stress and depression on other objects that could easily become the wrath of your louisville slugger!

I guess it's too damn much to ask these gas pumpers, waiters and so forth to strive for a better life for themselves.

If prozac is too expensive, you can always try Jack Daniels and marijuana.

Originally posted by ivan
an entire generation pumping gas
Uh, how else do you expect everyone to get it into the car? Am I supposed to use a bucket?

Seriously, pumping gas has not been a job since the seventies or thereabouts...

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Uh, how else do you expect everyone to get it into the car? Am I supposed to use a bucket?
:) Good one, Borg.

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Uh, how else do you expect everyone to get it into the car? Am I supposed to use a bucket?

Seriously, pumping gas has not been a job since the seventies or thereabouts... My cousin owns and operates a full service station. Its not quite dead yet.

Originally posted by HaVoK
My cousin owns and operates a full service station. Its not quite dead yet.


Hell, self serv is expensive enough ! I will save my money and pump my own gas !

OH and son't forget about the last side effect listed ! :D

Side effects may also include insomnia, dry mouth, nausea, diarrhea, and decreased sexual drive.

Originally posted by Darth Be'lal
If prozac is too expensive, you can always try Jack Daniels and marijuana.

What Darth said but not necessarily in that order.

Dop

Jack is to damn harsh for me ! I'll just take the smokes ! :D

Jack Daniels should be poured back into the drunkard. All of that blended shit sucks. Give me a single malt any day of the week. (Preferably an 18 year ;))

in case you didnt know....that was a direct quote from the movie "fight club".......

Ed Norton is a genius in his roles... Just finished watching 25th hour.

lok, i love that movie!!

by the way, you guys forgot a couple of those "mild" side effects:

hair loss and anal leakage!

Did you like it, because I didn't really...

And no Decka, I didn't. Try a single malt sometime. I'd recommend Glenlivet. It's fabulous!

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WTF ????? http://members.rennlist.com/sharkskin/Smiley_Eek-WTF.gif

Yes Sandy, it exists. It was a side effect of consuming products that contained Olestra - a synthetic oil used in the manufacture of snack chips by the Frito Lay Company. Do you remember the WOW brand of Doritos? That little warning was printed on the back of the bag, and I'm not kidding.

Yeah I remember haha but the anal leakage thing... Man, I just got a visual and I don't like it !:@@:

An interesting fact: there is so much Prozac in the water in the U.S. now that it basically has no effect on anyone anymore (besides the ever present placebo effect of course.)

Who needs scotch when you can have vodka???

Originally posted by DarkFantasy96
An interesting fact: there is so much Prozac in the water in the U.S. now that it basically has no effect on anyone anymore (besides the ever present placebo effect of course.)
Sounds like an urban legend to me...

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Sounds like an urban legend to me...
Me, too...

Originally posted by DarkFantasy96
Who needs scotch when you can have vodka???
A Vodka drinker, ay? What's your specific poison, and please, no garbage (IOW, Smirnoff, Skyy, Absolut, Stolichnaya, and above all, Gordons)?

i love grey goose! it's good mixed with lemonade, or just chilled and sipped. belvedere's pretty yummy, too!

bingo! someone paying attention.........
nope no prozac. don't want any. uh-uh. i'd rather just go pick a fight, do something, smoke a joint or drink a bottle of boubon.


Originally posted by Decka
in case you didnt know....that was a direct quote from the movie "fight club".......

Originally posted by The Praetorian
Try a single malt sometime. I'd recommend Glenlivet. It's fabulous!


i hate vodka unless it is grey goose. the rest sux. my fave is scotch. either glen livet or glenfiddich. both a excellent. smooth a butta....... the worst scotch has to be glen morangie. god that was awful tasted like a burnt oak cask. but if i can't afford the good stuff i go for a amerikan bourbon. i rarely buy imported stuff because the kennedy's get a tarriff for every bottle of imported alcohol. really. a law passed when prohibition was around and i do not think the law was ever appealed.

Grey Goose is an excellent vodka, but it's French, so I avoid purchasing it. For those of you who haven't tried it yet, there's a Dutch vodka called Effen (no joke - get me an Effen drink, will ya?). They have two variations, regular and black cherry, and BOTH are exceptionally good. I'll settle for Kettle One in a pinch, but I, too, like Belvedere, and if you like a slightly harsher, unique vodka, try Chiroc (it's distilled with grapes 5 times). And yes, I'm probably the resident alcoholic here. Cheers.

Originally posted by DarkFantasy96
An interesting fact: there is so much Prozac in the water in the U.S. now that it basically has no effect on anyone anymore (besides the ever present placebo effect of course.)


if there's prozac in the water, then why is everyone still so freakin' depressed?