Darkfantasy has won the right to be publicly humiliated :D

DF...what is the most disgusting part of the human body?

DF

2) Whats your religious standpoint

3) Favourate country/why

4) Sexual preference

5) Pink or Brown

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
DF -1) When did you lose your virginity
Are you blind? She's said about twenty times...specifically to you, no less...that she's a virgin.

Apologies thats a generic hotseat asking thing i did up, just copied and pasted.

Sorry Dark

Hoo boy here we go... I cant figure out how to get the apostrophe to work on this keyboard, so excuse the grammar please.

The most disgusting part of the human body? Yeesh I dont know... Im gonna say feet. I hate feet. I have kind of an anti-foot fetish :p

Im not sure I have a religious standpoint... Im spiritual more than religious.

I have only been to two countries (U.S. and Costa Rica) and out of the two I would have to say I prefer Costa Rica.

Sexual preference eh? Straight if Im sober. Usually.

Pink or brown?? I dont even know how to answer this. Is there some hidden meaning here? Ill go with pink, but I think this is a trick question.

Oh and just in case anyone in the entire universe doesnt know by now: IM A VIRGIN GODDAMMIT. :@@:

1. Have you ever taken a dump on anybody's chest?

2. If so, was it a soft or hard stool?

LOL

what the hell kind of questions are those?

ummm....they are comic releif, and questions about dumping on someone's chest.....what kind of question is the one YOU just asked ME??

Originally posted by Overdose
what the hell kind of questions are those?

No worse than your hot seat questions about masturbation.

Yes Decka, I took a dump on YOUR chest while you were sleeping.:rolleyes:

No serious questions of course... Stop flooding my thread with off-topic nonsense!!

Originally posted by LionelHutz
No worse than your hot seat questions about masturbation.
Wrong. Asking if you have shitted on someone's chest, is far worse then talking about masturbation.

Music Preference?

Reading preference?

Cirriculum (christ, did I spell that right??) preference?

And you said - "straight, if [you're] sober". If you're only 14, wtf are you drinking/smoking?? It may be time to share!

Wrong. Asking if you have shitted on someone's chest, is far worse then talking about masturbation. OD, is "shitted" a word? Or, is it "SHAT"?

Sorry, DF, back to your thread. :)

Music preference- I like a lot of punk, but I really like almost everything... I can name something I like from almost every genre you can think of.

Reading preference- I love sci-fi, fantasy, and historical fiction.

I have no clue what "curriculum preference" means...

Well, I used to smoke a lot of pot, but it got boring and I've all but quit now... I like to drink too. I really don't like girls, they're just bitchy, but I will make out with them on a dare or for money or hell just for no reason at all. If I could find a girl that never talked I would date her. If she was hot.

curriculum (thanks for the spelling!) preference - what subjects in school do you prefer?

What's the drinking age in Costa Rica? MY GOD!! You're too young to be drinking or smoking.

well looky looky everyone.... i offended a liberal!

For someone who enjoys (excessively offensive remark deleted).....i dont see how shitting on someone's chest can be so out of line.

Originally posted by Overdose
Wrong.

Perhaps you need to learn the difference between facts and opinions.

But I shall not take any more time away from Decka's twisted comments and DF's twisted answers. :)

What's your most embarrassing moment?

What do you like best about Costa Rica? What do you like the least?

Originally posted by Decka
well looky looky everyone.... i offended a liberal!

For someone who enjoys (excessively offensive remark deleted).....i dont see how shitting on someone's chest can be so out of line.

This is the Hot Seat thread, and DF is on the seat not you Decka...let's not use this thread to see how offensive we can be ok?

Who has been the biggest influence in your life and why?

Ah subjects in school... Ummm lunch? Lol. I guess math is my favorite subject and probably also my best subject, although it is hard to differentiate between A and A+. OH and the drinking age here is 18, but what does it matter? Did all of you wait until you were 21 (if you are in the U.S.)?

I do not have embarassing moments officially, but Id say this one is pretty close:
when my mom and I were out at a club a few weeks ago and I was leaving with a guy she first felt his chest to make sure he had "nice pecs" and then yelled after him that I was a virgin.

Costa Rica: Well best I would say I like being allowed in bars and all the hot surfer tourist guys. No need to even think about a relationship because they are gone in 2 weeks anyway! Least I would say is that I had to leave my friends but that isnt really about Costa Rica.

The biggest influence on my life... hmm... I honestly have no clue. Everyone I meet is an influence on me, I pick up ideas and opinions and mannerisms from everyone.

Do you want to go to College (in your due time, of course)? if so, major?

It seems the apostrophe's trick for your Spanish keyboard didn't work...

:(

Originally posted by Teddy
It seems the apostrophe's trick for your Spanish keyboard didn't work...
LEARN HOW TO USE THE DAMNED APOSTROPHE APPROPRIATELY. It's basic fucking English: Plurals DO NOT HAVE APOSTROPHES. Notice how that word had no apostrophe in it? That's proper English. If you're going to live in this country and speak and write with the English language, you should at least use it properly. Goddamn.

And yes, I'm unnecessarily pissed at a minor error. I don't care. I've had a bad week, and this is how I have chosen to relieve my frustration. Live with it.

Originally posted by BorgHunter
LEARN HOW TO USE THE DAMNED APOSTROPHE APPROPRIATELY. It's basic fucking English: Plurals DO NOT HAVE APOSTROPHES. Notice how that word had no apostrophe in it? That's proper English. If you're going to live in this country and speak and write with the English language, you should at least use it properly. Goddamn.

And yes, I'm unnecessarily pissed at a minor error. I don't care. I've had a bad week, and this is how I have chosen to relieve my frustration. Live with it.

Borg, I am really sorry you live in Florida, full of horrible Spanish speaking people. Live with it. :p

Meanwhile, the trick of the apostrophe (I mentioned in a different thread), learn English yourself. It is not really wrong or incorrect use of the apostrophe, it is not a plural, it's just a different expression. Whether you like the style or not, it is your problem, not mine.

Originally posted by Teddy
It is not really wrong or incorrect use of the apostrophe, it is not a plural, it's just a different expression.
Hmmm...you were actually saying that the trick belongs to the apostrophe? While grammatically correct, it makes absolutely no sense...the trick is in regard to the apostrophe, not belonging to it. Come to think of it, it might not be strictly grammatically correct...

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Hmmm...you were actually saying that the trick belongs to the apostrophe? While grammatically correct, it makes absolutely no sense...the trick is in regard to the apostrophe, not belonging to it. Come to think of it, it might not be strictly grammatically correct...

Oh God! guy! give me (and yourself) a break!
And leave Darkfantasy's :D thread alone. Write it all (just quote my sentence and we'll have a nice discussion about it, really) in the grammar thread where this belongs.

Originally posted by BorgHunter
LEARN HOW TO USE THE DAMNED APOSTROPHE APPROPRIATELY. It's basic fucking English: Plurals DO NOT HAVE APOSTROPHES. Notice how that word had no apostrophe in it? That's proper English. If you're going to live in this country and speak and write with the English language, you should at least use it properly. Goddamn.

And yes, I'm unnecessarily pissed at a minor error. I don't care. I've had a bad week, and this is how I have chosen to relieve my frustration. Live with it.
shut the hell up borg

:) :) :D ;)

Current Favorite bands (5'll do)?
Current Favorite book/author?

How much time do you waste on the internet each day/week?

Who do you hate the most in these forums?

Cleveland steamers, Decka? She's 14 you sick pig. :)

DF - you're a doper? I imagine they get pretty good green in Costa Rica. How often did you buy it, and how much does an eighter cost there?

You like math, ay? It was my favorite subject as well. At 14, my guess is you're studying either geometry or level 1 algebra, am I correct?

When you say, "make out", what exactly do you mean? Details about a drunk minor making out with another drunk minor just have to be shared if you're to be properly "hot seated". ;)

Originally posted by The Praetorian
When you say, "make out", what exactly do you mean? Details about a drunk minor making out with another drunk minor just have to be shared if you're to be properly "hot seated". ;)
From what I've heard, they're usually not minors...actually, I don't think she is either, under Costa Rican laws. I think the age of consent is 14 there...

Originally posted by BorgHunter
From what I've heard, they're usually not minors...actually, I don't think she is either, under Costa Rican laws. I think the age of consent is 14 there...
Well, I guess you learn something new every day.

1. When's the last time you pooped your pants?

2. Have you ever given yourself a dutch oven?

3. How much money would it take for you to give George "the animal" steele a rimjob?

4. Have you ever been caught mastebating and what were you using?

Originally posted by Decka

3. How much money would it take for you to give George "the animal" steele a rimjob?


Nice to see everyones applying restraint to the depraved questions!

Originally posted by Decka
1. When's the last time you pooped your pants?

2. Have you ever given yourself a dutch oven?

3. How much money would it take for you to give George "the animal" steele a rimjob?

4. Have you ever been caught mastebating and what were you using?
You're just wrong, Decka. :)

hey come on....its funny, just some comic releif...i hope noone's britches get all crumpled up.

No, I don't think that'll happen. Although the questions are a little harsh, I'm very interested to see how she'll answer #3. :D

Favorite Bands- Sublime, Vandals, Offspring, Aqua, Godsmack (and many more but blah too lazy..)
Favorite Author- Hmmm this is a hard one. I really enjoy Arthur C. Clarke.
Favorite Book- Oh christ don't make me choose. I would be here all day thinking about it! I like the 4th Harry Potter a lot but I am reluctant to say that it's my favorite.
I'm on the internet approzimately an hour a day, so 7 hours a week. This will get higher when I don't have to use the internet cafe.
I don't hate anyone on these forums! I don't hate anyone at all.

The weed in Costa Rica is mostly dirt, and the local custom is to mix it with tobacco and it's really nasty. Some people here have good weed, but I don't know what it costs (I'm a chick, I don't have to pay for my drugs!)
::ahem:: Don't insult me Prae, I'm in algebra 2! I'm 2 grade levels ahead.

Decka's lovely questions:
1. Never
2. I honestly don't know what a dutch oven is...
3. I don't know who George Steele is but I'm going to say- More money than he has.
4. Don't insult me, I've never been caught!

I think the age of consent here is actually fifteen, so I have two more months as a minor... However, it's unlikely that they enforce that law, because in this part of Costa Rica they don't enforce any laws at all... The cops ride through town like once a week since this town is too small to have its own police force.

Originally posted by Decka
hey come on....its funny, just some comic releif...i hope noone's britches get all crumpled up.

Real funny Decka...try to keep it clean ok? Pretend you're talking to your sister. (I hope that helps ;) )

Ask me more questions damn you!

What do you want to study in college?

What are your interests (hobbies, pastimes, etc.)?

Who do you think is a really good looking actor/celebrity, and why? I.e. what do you look for in a guy, and please, nothing generic.

What's your favorite sport?

How many states have you visited?

Originally posted by The Praetorian
What do you want to study in college?


Hey! that was my question!

anyway :rolleyes: :D

Why Life?

Would you dance in purple rain?

favourate shade of your least favourate colour

Why you?

In college, I want to study fashion design...
Hobbies, pastimes: Uh I dono, living on the internet? Getting drunk?
Celebrities- I'm partial to Jake Gyllenhaal, Nelly, Sully Erna....
What do I look for in a guy, prae? Basically, a pulse...
Favorite sport- dodgeball
I don't know how many states I've visited but lemme think... umm... Somewhere in the neighborhood of 10.

Loki, I can't even pretend that I understand those questions...

Originally posted by DarkFantasy96
In college, I want to study fashion design...
Uhhhh...I really hope you were kidding...

Shut it Borg. When my mom gets rich off of our little Costa Rican adventure, I won't even have to go to college! :: mwahahaha ::

If you had a chance to meet and chat with a famous person from history, who would it be?

What foreign country would you like to visit?

A famous person from history eh? Let's see here... Hmm... I'm gonna say Cleopatra. She was so cool. Even though she was not very good looking (according to most sources) she used her charm to take control of two of the most powerful men in the world at the time.

A foreign country... Well I live in a "foreign country" I guess, but to visit I will say.. England or France. Or Ireland. Damn.

Good job on the Hot Seat Darkfantasy...your week is up. :)