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BorgHunter
11-14-2002, 09:22 PM
16.
One to declare war on it.
One to shoot it.
One to buy a new one.
Nine to debate on whether the light bulb has weapons of mass destruction.
One to declare war on this new one.
Two to blow it up and to blow up other light bulbs from the same country.
One to buy a likeminded one from the U.K.
Then they all argue on how to screw it in, skinny side or wide side up.
Them all to screw it in.

jerejerebinks
05-13-2007, 06:30 PM
Woah! Borg on Day 1.